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15 pages and no FPS thread? this shall be remedied immediately.
>1st dayof uni, just moved back to the US from malaysia
>beta to the max, kind of fit, 5'10, 65kg
>sitting alone during lunchbreak, when i notice a slight vibration
>earthquake? nope, landplanet from my class which appears to be lugging around 3 pounds of food, looking for an area that will serve as a docking station
>look around. thinking 'oh shit, only empty seats are next to me...'
>the planet sits her might ass down with the sound of a slamming car door
>ohshitnigga.jpg
>being a beta bitch, i submit meekly to the landplanets demands for conversation
>before i leave, asks for number, and me, being the idiot i am, give it to her
>as you can imagine, BIG MISTAKE
>begins blowing up my phone with random shit, blow her off with vague answers
>by this time, got some other friends, landplanet keeps trying hang with us, show affection for me, the usual bullshit
>every single time i go to a party, hambeastlandplanetoid is there trying to hit on me, gets fucking annoying, but like i said, betas gonna beta.
>1st dayof uni, just moved back to the US from malaysia
>beta to the max, kind of fit, 5'10, 65kg
>sitting alone during lunchbreak, when i notice a slight vibration
>earthquake? nope, landplanet from my class which appears to be lugging around 3 pounds of food, looking for an area that will serve as a docking station
>look around. thinking 'oh shit, only empty seats are next to me...'
>the planet sits her might ass down with the sound of a slamming car door
>ohshitnigga.jpg
>being a beta bitch, i submit meekly to the landplanets demands for conversation
>before i leave, asks for number, and me, being the idiot i am, give it to her
>as you can imagine, BIG MISTAKE
>begins blowing up my phone with random shit, blow her off with vague answers
>by this time, got some other friends, landplanet keeps trying hang with us, show affection for me, the usual bullshit
>every single time i go to a party, hambeastlandplanetoid is there trying to hit on me, gets fucking annoying, but like i said, betas gonna beta.
