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And this will be the day -- this will be the day when all of /fit/s children will be able to gain with new meaning:
My board 'tis of thee, sweet land of benchpressee's, of thee I sing.
Land where zyzz died, land of the bodybuilders pride,
From every weight rack side, let freedom ring!
And if /fit/ is to be a great board, this must become true.
And so let bodybuilding ring from the prodigious hilltops of a toned physique.
Let bodybuilding ring from the mighty benchpress.
Let bodybuilding ring from the heightening Alleghenies of the squatrack.
Let bodybuilding ring from the snow-capped bicep curls.
Let bodybuilding ring from the curvaceous slopes of treadmills .
But not only that:
Let bodybuilding from Stone Mountain of a natty physique.
Let bodybuilding from Lookout Mountain Scooby.
Let bodybuilding from every weight and dumbell of the gym.
From every mountainside, let bodybuilding ring.
And when this happens, when we allow bodybuilding ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the natty gains of the old bodybuilding spiritual:
/fit/ at last! /fit/ at last!
Thank God Almighty, we are /fit/ at last!