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>work as lifeguard at YMCA local pool
>we're hiring for more
>the lifeguards get to watch the people "auditioning" to be lifeguards
>most of these swimmers are pretty normal, nothing outstanding, many are hire material
>fat fuck comes in to audition
>he's wearing some crusty fucking giant bathing suit
>says he has a lot of experience in swimming
>we tell him to give it a go
>he jumps in and starts swimming 700 yards
>his face instantly turns red
>he starts huffing and puffing
>all of us still watching him
>we're turning to eachother and giving the "is this guy serious" look
>he finishes the 700 yard swim
>that was just the warmup
>we tell him that's okay, he can go and we'll call him
>we never call him back
>we're hiring for more
>the lifeguards get to watch the people "auditioning" to be lifeguards
>most of these swimmers are pretty normal, nothing outstanding, many are hire material
>fat fuck comes in to audition
>he's wearing some crusty fucking giant bathing suit
>says he has a lot of experience in swimming
>we tell him to give it a go
>he jumps in and starts swimming 700 yards
>his face instantly turns red
>he starts huffing and puffing
>all of us still watching him
>we're turning to eachother and giving the "is this guy serious" look
>he finishes the 700 yard swim
>that was just the warmup
>we tell him that's okay, he can go and we'll call him
>we never call him back
