>>13938860I bet OP abhors roids
although he looks like a bore
he looks like a boar
in roman times he might have been a centaur
his contour and core makes me explore the drugstore
while some may say he's an eyesore
he's a strong as a mine ore
just make sure you don't hear his roar, senor,
and if you jelly, he might just be your savior
just make sure you don't snore,
or he'll wake with a strong stridor in an uproar
and you sir, shall be at war.