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Gym Stories Thread
> Gym Stories Thread

> See a DYEL come to the gym for the first time, somewhat proud
> Does bodyweight squats and barely can get to parallel
> Decides to try squats with the bar
> Some some kind of seizure like motion where his legs drop 2" and his upper body lowers the bar and shakes
> After 5 reps goes to get water fountain
> Curlbro walks into gym, sees rack with empty bar an assumes no one is using it and starts his benching
> DYEL is so beta he walks over to say that he's using it, but spaghetti flies out of his pockets and he just grabs his backpack that was inside the rack and leaves