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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2012 20:32:19 No.14058382 View View Reply Original Report

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This was just on the news, two minutes ago.
>Guy get's divorced
>Women gets custody of daughter
>Daughter is six years old
>Weighs 55kg/122lbs
>Guy goes to child protective services, gets ignored
>Goes to the police, says wife is mistreating daughter
>Law suit
>Fat bitch is on national news, claims that a six yeas old weighs almost triple what she should cause of genetics

Fuck me, i just raged so much. For any Brazilians out there, this was just on Jornal Hoje.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 16:30:45 No.14073375 Report

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>>14073332

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 16:31:52 No.14073385 Report

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>>14060608
you didn't eat 2500calories, I'm sick of faggots who claim they have non human metabolism

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 16:35:27 No.14073403 Report

Quoted By: >>14073849

>fat and fapping
>guy in vid is really aesthetic. great size and leanness
>look down. hand is jiggling my belly fat as i fap
>get mad
>"why are you so pathetic you fat fuck, why not do something about it instead of sitting there wishing your days away"
>get madder, still fapping
>"is it so hard to cook some proper, healthy food instead of ordering a takeaway every night? you lazy shit, it's not hard to lost weight, just fucking do something"
>start to get a bit teary-eyed, never felt so motivated before
>still fapping
>"it ends today. you will join a gym, get a meal plan and get fit. it'll be hard and it'll take a couple years to get to where you want to be, but you can look back and know it was worth it. you're done being a sweaty fat useless human being"
>accidentally overcook my pistachios and end up cumming, didn't mean to
>sperm all over my fat legs
>clean up
>think about what i told myself
>lost interest in getting fit after my orgasm
>maybe_tomorrow_dvdrip_swesub.avi

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 16:37:40 No.14073419 Report

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>>14066313
> found a 20 foot metal pole and swung it around hoping I'd be struck by fucking lighting to end my misery

Oh god, my sides. Jesus, you sound like Moses Garza III.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 16:58:18 No.14073588 Report

Quoted By: >>14073838 >>14074571 >>14075912

>Be a 252lbs double of pheobos, living in the UK
>Mother looks like the Little Mermaid villian and blames it on genetics and being on the morning after pill when younger and gets a gastric band.
>Still doesn't loose weight because she keeps drinking whiskey everyday and wont admit she is an alcoholic and is keeping her fat.
>I spend three years in a lardy laziness marathon due to university, only to blame myself.
>I am also disgusted with terrestrial solar super giants relying on mobility scooters in town instead of the frail.
>Move away and start a new regime of dieting and exercise within my budget and become less of a hermit.
>Now down to 220lbs in two months, saving up some money to join a gym and start lifting and tone up the loose skin.
>Mother is still large and wont admit she is failing because of the tipple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 17:16:27 No.14073793 Report

Quoted By: >>14073949

>>14072873
God, is that condensed milk in the beginning? I tried to eat a can of it last night because I was about 1500 cal from my goal, but that was one of the worst foods I've ever forced myself to have. Never having it again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 17:20:59 No.14073838 Report

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>>14073588
>Mother looks like the Little Mermaid villain

oh my sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 17:22:31 No.14073849 Report

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>>14073403

Sounds like you should quit fappin for a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 17:36:12 No.14073949 Report

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>>14073793

condensed milk is good in Vietnamese Coffee... but thats like one or two spoons... my god.. a whole can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 17:39:36 No.14073979 Report

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>>14067065
You're 130kilos and you think that you aren't eating like a fucking pig? Ignorant much?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 18:40:57 No.14074477 Report

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>>14072061
my sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 18:48:21 No.14074553 Report

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>>14070604
Also, who hated homeless people. Benches are often made like that to discourage people from sleeping on them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 18:50:47 No.14074571 Report

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>>14073588
>being on the morning after pill
On it? Like, she was taking it regularly? God damn, people. You aren't supposed to be using that shit that often.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 18:58:14 No.14074641 Report

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>>14071988
>>14072061

10/10 would laugh again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 19:12:27 No.14074825 Report

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>>14072061
>>The pressure sucks out her organs and the gallons of feces stored within covering hundreds of square miles with shit
>>The Codex Astartes calls this maneuver "Brown Rain"

Oh god, my sides...
I can't stop laughing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 19:21:20 No.14074909 Report

Quoted By: >>14074954

>Watches Honey Boo Boo Child, new show on TLC

End of the fucking story. Being an Americlap myself and watching this I finally truly understand why the world hates us. The family is literally a walking American stereotype; Morbidly obese, pregnancies at age 17, rednecks (They're fucking rolling around in mud and bobbing for pig's feet at one point), and participating in child pornography oh I'm sorry I mean child beauty pageants. My jimmies no longer exist because of that show. The worst part is the gf justifies watching this shit with "I just watch it to make fun of themmmmmmm"

Pic related, death of society.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 19:25:22 No.14074954 Report

Quoted By: >>14074998

>>14074909
I was listening to music while my sister watched that show last night.

The funniest part was at one point the fatass mother said something like:
>All you fat women should cover up your jiggly parts because no one wants to see that
And then went on to try out a scale which broke under her weight. She tried again and it read 309 lbs and she said:
>I'm not fat, I'm a sexy momma

Oh dear God, I want someone to put that bitch in a coma

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 19:29:34 No.14074998 Report

Quoted By: >>14075020

>>14074954

Honestly that 309 surprised me, my friends and I were making bets on what it would say and I guessed 400. I would have thought at least 350. Another gem was when they were for some reason at a table etiquette class or some shit and they were just like LOLOL WHAT IZ NAPCKIN *blows nose into napkin* HURHURUHUHURHUR THATS NOT WHAT NAPKIN IS FUR *fart* HURR HURR *fart* HURR HURRR YOU GOTTA LET IT OUT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 19:31:00 No.14075020 Report

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>>14074998
I must have missed that part.

I turned the music up after she called herself sexy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 19:34:09 No.14075038 Report

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>>14073332
NO SHIT!

When I moused over this image to enlarge it chrome broke. Pic related. Fucking laughed so hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 19:41:46 No.14075098 Report

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>>14066324
but he just posted a new video last night

also he's on liveleak now, but I don't think he's posted anything there yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 19:42:45 No.14075107 Report

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>be @ gym
>fat as fatass close grip benching 75 lbs w/ belt & wrist straps
>needs spotter to rack the weight
>fatty can't get off bench by himself
>needs spotter to help him up after each set

also

>landwhale on stairclimber tv (america)
>5 minutes in she's already slumping over
>not even 15 minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePozy2_boI0

;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 20:05:13 No.14075327 Report

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>>14072454
>>14072490
>>14072567
fucking these

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 20:25:40 No.14075504 Report

Quoted By: >>14075534 >>14075545 >>14075555 >>14075570 >>14075589 >>14075594 >>14075626 >>14075657

>18 years old
>Have a crush on girl
>Petite, nice ass, pretty decent tits.
>Decide to ask her out, she turns me down, going as far as saying she's out of range for someone like me
>;_;
>Get over it
>Started going to the gym
>tfw when she's now fat as fuck
>I'm more confident about myself, have a good physique
>We bump into eachother at a club
>Her: "Anon, is that really you? Wow.."
>Be nice to her at first
>Bitch actually starts flirting
>Play along
>She tried to go for a kiss
>Pulled my head back
>Ask her why she's flirting if she thinks I'm beneath her
>"You've changed... I like you now" (seriously?)
>"So did you"
Take off, go back to dancing around again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 20:28:11 No.14075534 Report

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>>14075504

A- alpha as fuark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 20:29:16 No.14075545 Report

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>>14075504

good job

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 20:29:59 No.14075555 Report

Quoted By: >>14075563

>>14075504
You were skinny manlet with gyno. You think a nice ass makes up for that? Of course she turned you down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 20:30:49 No.14075563 Report

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>>14075555
i dont fucking even

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 20:31:19 No.14075570 Report

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>>14075504

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 20:32:49 No.14075589 Report

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>>14075504
I'd buy you a beer. Keep it up, Anon. Find someone worthy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 20:33:01 No.14075594 Report

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>>14075504

If that's true I'm so proud of you anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 20:35:44 No.14075626 Report

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>>14075504

shoud have been:

>Bitch actually starts flirting
>Play along
>She tried to go for a kiss
>laugh her in the face saying:
>"I'm out of your range fatty"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 20:38:14 No.14075657 Report

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>>14075504

What actually happened;

>Y-you t-t-tooo

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Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 20:57:42 No.14075912 Report

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>>14073588
pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 20:58:00 No.14075916 Report

Quoted By: >>14075951 >>14075968 >>14075985

I don't understand you guys making fun of fatties in the gym. They're fat, they want to lose it, what do you expect? When I see a fatty I silently encourage them in my head and I'm happy for them.

I know this is /fit/ but seriously its such a dick move.

>be fat
>go to gym
>be made fun of
>not want to go
>be fat

I'm not fat but I imagine the above would be how it goes for some fatties.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 21:00:10 No.14075951 Report

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>>14075916
I rage when people make furn of me for being fat and then I turn that rage into a new PR during my workout.

I'm not mentally weak anymore like the rest of the fat fucks.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 21:01:57 No.14075965 Report

Quoted By: >>14076128

>Back in 6th grade
>walked home with my friends every day
>a lot of the time, there was a fat 8th grader that we would bump into on the way home.
>follow her yelling things like "Slimfast, it works!"
>never see her again after that year, assume she's got diabetes now
>mfw looking back on this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 21:02:34 No.14075968 Report

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>>14075916
>Implying that when fatties go to the gym they *actually* do a workout

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 21:03:52 No.14075985 Report

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>>14075916
nobody actually makes fun of people at the gym

....at least not at a good gym filled with curlbros

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 21:16:02 No.14076128 Report

Quoted By: >>14076182

>>14075965
In case you haven't realized already you're a douchebag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 21:20:22 No.14076182 Report

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>>14076128
Second

Fat people stories are about telling each other about fatties acting like horrible subhuman blobs, being terribly stupid or generally disgusting. It's not about insulting people for being fat. That just makes you a douche.

Would you insult a guy who's working out properly just because he's fat? Yeah fatties often don't work out properly but people DO lose weight so there have to be some that do it right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 21:29:39 No.14076288 Report

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>>14072873

lol'd hard at the music

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Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 21:34:13 No.14076353 Report

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You know, all these "Fat Pride" cunts......don't like fat guys. They want a /fit/ guy who will "accept them for who they are". They mad at thin girls because they steal all the hot guys. They look at fat guys and laugh at them. That's why every tumblr fat cunt is single

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 21:34:22 No.14076356 Report

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This was a while ago so I forget some details

>olympics are happening (not the current ones)
>media starts talking about how many calories some athletes eat
>fatty co-worker gets the idea that eating over 10000 calories per day will make him a fit, olympic tier athlete
>doesn't increase exercise
>doesn't understand why he got fatter

I've tried mentioning resources for weight loss/muscle gain to him before and all that got me is a harassment complaint

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Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 22:06:04 No.14076792 Report

Quoted By: >>14076861

Southwest removes 5'4", 110 lb. woman for 14 year-old obese teenager who needed two seats.

www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/27/southwest-airlines-fat-pa_n_660323.html

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 22:12:00 No.14076861 Report

Quoted By: >>14076879

>>14076792
>"She was a standby passenger, he was not, so he deserves two seats for the price of one more than this woman deserves a single seat."

Hey fatass! Next time buy two seats!

Fucknut

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 22:14:04 No.14076879 Report

Quoted By: >>14076933

>>14076861
That's what they tried next with Kevin Smith.
It more or less ended in a draw.

Also by agreeing to be a standby passenger, she more or less agreed to be bumped for whatever reason the airline sees fit. If she complained she could have gotten an upgrade of some sort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 22:17:29 No.14076933 Report

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>>14076879
The standby passenger thing is the only fact that keeps me from blowing up about it.

I just hope he was forced to pay for two seats. Fat people shouldn't be able to take standby seats for no cost just because they didn't pay for two seats.

Kudos to the woman for taking it so well.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 23:13:37 No.14077786 Report

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Ricky Gervais making fun of fat people:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSvYaY9KNew&feature=player_detailpage#t=779s

"I don't want fat people to feel uncomfortable on my show.... so next time buy two seats"

>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2012 23:23:28 No.14077894 Report

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I will not let this thread die!

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