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Bruce Wheyne: Nattys aren't complicated, Alfred. Just have to figure out what he's after.
Alfred: With respect Master Wheyne, perhaps this is a man that *you* don't fully understand, either. A long time ago, I was on /fit/. My friends and I were working for the Mods. They were trying to buy the loyalty of Zyzz fans by bribing them with roids and creatine. But their caravans were being raided on the way to the gym by a bandit. So, we went looking for the roids. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with him. One day, I saw a child playing with a can of creatine, big enough to feed a horse. The bandit had been throwing them away.
Bruce Wheyne: So why steal them?
Alfred: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like gf. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the roids burn.