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>sitting in clinic with surgeon who is dictating a discharge letter on a patient
>she has had her gallstones removed
>surgeon remarks to me that he was up to his elbows in fat trying to do the procedure
>remarks that other colleagues had refused to operate on her without the aid of a mining lamp and a canary
>he dictates: "when recovered, haul overboard into the pacific and tell her to avoid the costal waters of Japan"
>his secretary always tidies these up before the letter gets sent out
>mfw his secretary was away and the temp sends out the unedited letter