In order to do something a little different from the norm of pathetic /fit/izens lamenting their lack of qt3.14 gfs, Let's have a
thread for funniest/ strangest things you have hear either before, during or after sex.

i'll start
>last night getting into gf in the missionary position
>get all the way and begin to thrust
>"Oh God! It feels like you're fucking my spine!"
>tfw i want to laugh, but don't want to ruin the mood