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Fat people stories

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Rev up that oc, i had a doozy today.

I've posted here about my uni before. People pay $3 a day to park right beside it, spend ages circling the parking lot to get a spot etc. There is ample parking 5 mins walk away for free. The building is 6 floors and nobody ever uses the stairs. I regularly catch people using the elevators to go DOWN one floor. Yes one single floor. It's fucking embarassing.

Anyway on with the FPS

>be in maths class
>middle aged mature student in my stream
>shes at waddle tier obesity, she's gotten to the point where she can't walk straight, kind of waddles side to side to move
>regularly comes to class with a coke
>be today
>she shows up 40 minutes late
>then proceeds to loudly tell the entire class why she was late
>she circled the parking lot over and over looking for a park
>couldn't find one so gave up
>drove home and called a taxi to pick her up
>mfw somebody would rather spend $20+ on a taxi and be 40 minutes late then spend 5 minutes walking to class