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>Meet hot girl in nightclub
>Asks me back to her place
>Feel like a fucking win
>Doesn't tell me she lives with her parents
>Dad waiting up for her although she's 22
>Big scary looking fucker orders me to sleep on couch in front room
>Girl and Dad go to bed, leaving me on couch
>I am disappoint
>Suddenly, feel a shit coming
>Don't know where bathroom is
>Don't want to risk wrath of Dad if I walk into wrong room
>Trying to hold but can't
>Take off sock
>Shit in sock
>It's a watery beer-soaked shit
>See upper window is partially open
>Decide that is where I should throw sock
>Spin sock in hand to gain momentum
>Watery shit sprays out netted socks
>whatwasithinking.jpeg
>Beer-shit all over front room
>Swiftly exit the house
>Avoid the nightclub where I met the girl for the next 2 fucking years
Shit story thread?
>Asks me back to her place
>Feel like a fucking win
>Doesn't tell me she lives with her parents
>Dad waiting up for her although she's 22
>Big scary looking fucker orders me to sleep on couch in front room
>Girl and Dad go to bed, leaving me on couch
>I am disappoint
>Suddenly, feel a shit coming
>Don't know where bathroom is
>Don't want to risk wrath of Dad if I walk into wrong room
>Trying to hold but can't
>Take off sock
>Shit in sock
>It's a watery beer-soaked shit
>See upper window is partially open
>Decide that is where I should throw sock
>Spin sock in hand to gain momentum
>Watery shit sprays out netted socks
>whatwasithinking.jpeg
>Beer-shit all over front room
>Swiftly exit the house
>Avoid the nightclub where I met the girl for the next 2 fucking years
Shit story thread?
