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Alpha Stories thread

>staying at bro's dorm for a couple days
>negative amounts of food in the fridge
>have to go out to get food
>panda express
>order myself some mixed vegetables, and two different spicy chicken dishes
>skinny but ugly nignog bitch waiting in line murmurs to her friend
>"That's like..WAY too much chicken"
>Look at her with a slight grin, bet it looked evil
>Staring at her
>she sheepishly smiles back realizing I heard what she said
>"Actually, make that a three entree, and ORANGE CHICKEN (I said this obnoxiously loud) as the third, please"
>aflac as fuk

Do bitches even into nutrition? this shit is packed full of protein