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Finnegan'sSwag !BhgEmR.7M. Sat 14 Jan 2012 02:22:00 No.10709802 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10711605 >>10715061 >>10716260 >>10718405

Sup /fit/. I just got done with my first day of substitute teaching. I always would come on here to read the fat people stories, but always thought that it was blown out of proportion.
>sub for 5th and 6th grade
>literally 3/4 of all the boys were fat as fuck
>probably about 1/4 of the girls were fat
>all of my wat?

I know it's a shitty story, but I'm in the mood. Give me your worst /fit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 02:27:00 No.10709876 Report

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>lunch line at school
>girl is in front of me. not a landwhale, but definitely chubby
>picks up milk, reads nutrition facts
>says "what? this is fat free? Are they trying to tell me I'm fat and I have to drink fat free milk? I'm not fat! I can handle drinking milk with fat in it!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 02:28:00 No.10709888 Report

Quoted By: >>10710650 >>10718787

Mine's also lame. But I consider it an ongoing project.

>Have to take gym class through my college, so I take weight training (J-Term)
>fat girl in my class (of course)
>teacher shows us all the machines, fat girl tries to use dip machine
>has to have teacher help her out of the machine because the machine only assists up to 100lb and she is easily 100lb more than that at least

>class has to partner up for something
>I go with a different person
>"Anon, let's do ___ first"
>Fat girl says "Sure!" and starts following us around
>Does everything we do, but more loudly and with less weight
>Literally cannot do plank for 5 seconds

>Later in the cardio area
>she follows me every time I switch machines, choosing a machine next to me
>Every time.
>so I start to run around the track
>she can't keep up
>problem solved

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 02:44:00 No.10710161 Report

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The last few fat people stories threads have sucked tremendous ass.

This better fucking be good.

(Inb4 not contributing)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 02:49:00 No.10710225 Report

Quoted By: >>10710345 >>10710667 >>10713959

Medical fat people story
>family member does in house insurance medical exams
>she goes into lady's home
>fatasfuck
>does exam, entire time horrible smell
>goes to check pubic area for something or other
>lifts "apron" aka the fat skin that hangs down cause stomach is too big
>hfw there's a week old tuna sandwich stuck in her rolls
>fatty didn't know it was there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 02:50:00 No.10710254 Report

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> be fat
> start working out and dieting
> go on fit for some good advice threads but mostly laugh at the stories and gay shit
> still be fat but slowly getting there
> feel better every day

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 02:52:00 No.10710283 Report

Quoted By: >>10715793

i never see any good stories
so ill bump with hot chicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 02:55:00 No.10710334 Report

Quoted By: >>10713358 >>10718257 >>10720310

Speaking of fat people stories, anyone know what ever happened to Forever Nicole? Or know a blog like it? I hope the /fit/izen who made it starts posting again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 02:55:00 No.10710345 Report

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>>10710225
brb vomiting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 02:58:00 No.10710392 Report

Quoted By: >>10710642 >>10710679 >>10711245 >>10716264

trying to bulk at 2500 cal, it feels like I just gorged on food all day, my stomach is gonna blow, I feel sick- add it all up. 2200 cals. FUCK! How the fuck do fat people get fat? I can barely eat over maintenance without feeling sick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:15:00 No.10710612 Report

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Have acne,
talk about going into skin care as a career for my experience with what does and doe snot work,
Get mocked by 300 night school educated "caregiver" who wants to move into a real medical job. Her second chin jiggled as she 'skkkkddd" me

blankface

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:17:00 No.10710642 Report

Quoted By: >>10710679

>>10710392

I know I've consumed over 4k calories in a day.
>mwf I wasn't even trying...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:18:00 No.10710650 Report

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>>10709888
>so I start to run around the track
>she can't keep up
>problem solved

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:20:00 No.10710667 Report

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>>10710225

>goes to check pubic area for something or other
>something or other

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:21:00 No.10710679 Report

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>>10710392
>>10710642
>Christmas day, at grandma's. She keeps saying "Eat, you are so skinny" Between lunch, deserts, then dinner, deserts and coffee and evening snack, I counted 4,900 calories. That did not include my breakfast of oats. I was so full. I know it was just one day, but dear lord, how do guys who eat 5,000 calories a day do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:21:00 No.10710682 Report

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the old one is still alive
>>10699045

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:22:00 No.10710690 Report

Quoted By: >>10710709

>Playing basketball at gym
>Have to play defense on Filipino Fatty
>5'1'' and white, my general strategy is to always run and cut anyways
>Fatty can't keep up
>Stops coming down court by the end of the game
>They play 4 on 5 defense
>I score over half of our teams points to win
>Fatty has ungodly Jimmer range on his 3 point shots though
>Gets picked up following game

He was pretty cool though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:24:00 No.10710709 Report

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>>10710690
>5'11" if that matters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:25:00 No.10710729 Report

Quoted By: >>10710738

Also, Fat grandparants insist I'm too skinny and need to eat more because it's not healthly. Not healthy to eat slowly or just one whopper. They never replaced the chair the broke in two when they st to dinner. 2 years later they are on atkins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:27:00 No.10710738 Report

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>>10710729
implying eating any amount of whoppers is healthy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:33:00 No.10710796 Report

Quoted By: >>10710838 >>10711278

>standing in line to buy some sweaters at the mall
>i'm next to go finally
>and entire family (husband, wife, 4 kids) of grotesque lard receptacles tries to cut in front of me
>the wife loudly exclaims that they were in line ahead of me earlier but left to get a snack
>each of them is holding a mc donalds value meal in their tiny sweaty fingers
>i tell them to fuck off and slap the drink out of the bitches hand
>she screams "my hydration, you fuck!"
>the husband tries to punch me but i grab a fist full of his nearest kids fries and mash them in his face
>"damn you!" he screams while chewing on the couple of fries that made it into his mouth
>he starts making weird grunting sounds while his wife and kids pick the other fries off the floor to eat them
>i notice his entire family is perfectly placed, right behind him as they graze the french fry field
>i shove him over, into them
>as they writh in misery, unable to lift their putrid masses from the floor I pay for my clothing and walk away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:38:00 No.10710838 Report

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>>10710796
lol/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:39:00 No.10710859 Report

Quoted By: >>10716342

>work in retail
>2 hamcetus' walks in
>browsing for pants
>asks me if we have anything bigger than XXL
>tell her nope
>she says, "Ok, I'll just go try these on instead." referring to XXL
>she comes out and asks her friend how it looks
>can see fat drooping down from what appears to be a shirt
>co workers are bertstaring at hamcetus
>as I walk by them yell out "Flabtastic!"
>next day get "the talk" with manager then fired
feelsbad that I got fired but worth it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:41:00 No.10710873 Report

Quoted By: >>10710993 >>10711112

>be at clinic waiting for doctor
>looking for magazine, suddenly overcome with horror
>husband thinks I'm going to puke or something, I gesture in it's direction
>it's upper arms are bigger than my thighs
>this is back when I was 300 lbs with fat girl thighs
>arms
>bigger than fat girl thighs
>wearing tube top and shorts
>feet look like baking bread
>so glad when nurse calls
>walk out of clinic, see her eating Doritos and drinking pop out of a McDonald's large cup while waiting for prescription
>all of my why, and who brought her McDonald's

A few months later...

>have to go to county office, same area as food stamp office
>see same hamplanet
>walks by me toward bathroom
>the smell
>in bathroom for 15 minutes, I counted because I had to go, decided it would be better to get stares for going in the men's room than to go in after that
>huffing and puffing the whole 25 feet back to the two chairs she put together because she was too fat to fit in a chair with armrests

This woman... everytime I didn't want to go work out I thought of her. It's almost like her gravitational pull stole my desire to be fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:52:00 No.10710993 Report

Quoted By: >>10711025

>>10710873
I always wondered if fatties hated on other fatties for being fat. Welp theres my answer everyone hates fatties.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:53:00 No.10710996 Report

Quoted By: >>10717066

Oh boy here we go.jpg

Here's another Fatfuckusingagoddamnscooterbecausetheyaresofuckingfat story

Anyways...
>Be working at Wal-Mart last year
>Was a "strategic stocker"
>Just stocked the food aisles lol
>Minding my own business, stocking away when OHSHITTINGDICKNIPPLES
>ITS... ITS HIDEOUS
>Out of no where a black ambulocetus appears on what seems to be... an invisible scooter because her fat covers ALL OF IT.
>Enters aisle...
>Me: oh jesus, this is gonna be good
>Ambulocetus: OH LAWDY OUT THE WAY I HAVE SODA TO GET I NEEDS IT TO FEED MY BABY HUUURR

At this point... I shit you not... she runs into the left and right side of the aisles because her fat is blocking the steering shifter thing. She's knocking everything down and just keeps going. EVERYONE is staring at her.

>Ambulocetus: BOY (she called me boy... god. damnit).
>Me: Yes, ma'am?
>THESE AISLES ARE WAY TOO SMALL AND THESE SCOOTERS NEED TO BE REMODELLED TO FIT ACTUAL BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
>lol my way into the back for an hour break because fuck Wal-Mart.
>mfw she got thrown out because she hit like 2 children
>in a way... she was alfafa as fuck...

Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:53:00 No.10711008 Report

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19+ stone hambeast female on bus.
Lots of supermarket bags, mostly nice healthy/diet stuff.
Its clasping 99p bag containing 5 sugar encrusted custard donuts.
Consumes bag in around 5 minutes. Doesnt lick lips once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:55:00 No.10711025 Report

Quoted By: >>10711062

>>10710993
I decided not to hate myself once I was doing something about it, and I like most only hate fatties who act fat... this woman made me look anorexic. If I had pulled my knees up to my flab, I would have still been smaller than her stomach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:00:00 No.10711062 Report

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>>10711025
every fatty Ive ever known was "doing something about it", this usually meant eating a salad like once a week and drinking diet pop or whatever, but in their minds they were on the road to change.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:05:00 No.10711112 Report

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>>10710873
>Hamplanet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:12:00 No.10711194 Report

Quoted By: >>10711269 >>10711319

>At sushi bar with girlfriend (live in Nara Prefecture)
>Fat as fatass landwhale walks in
>Owner tells her to get out because "we don't serve American food" in engrish
>She starts screaming about how she has the right to eat anywhere
>Several employees tell her to get out and go to push her out
>She gets on the ground and will not move
>I'm smothering my laughter in my hands, girlfriend pissed at me for laughing
>Owner goes outside, comes back in with several men and they drag her outside
>I'm now busting up laughing
Half an hour later she was still outside shouting. Some guy yelled "WHITE-U PIGGU GO HOME" Fat people make for good entertainment during dinner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:17:00 No.10711245 Report

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>>10710392
Protein has a satiating effect
you could eat a 1kg of lean steak and be full as a mofo for the rest of the day and its only around 1300 cals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:19:00 No.10711269 Report

Quoted By: >>10711357

>>10711194
Was it because she was white that she was thrown out or because she was fat? Or both?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:19:00 No.10711278 Report

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>>10710796
>my hydration

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:22:00 No.10711314 Report

Quoted By: >>10711338 >>10713287 >>10713910 >>10714022

The best part about formerly being 300+ is the fact that I have a free pass to make fun of every fat person ever, no exceptions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:22:00 No.10711319 Report

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>>10711194

Huh?
Maybe just a weird owner, but I can't imagine this happening in Japan, I've been a few times.
If I owned a restaurant, getting in fat customers would be like my top priority. Unless it was a buffet I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:24:00 No.10711338 Report

Quoted By: >>10711351

>>10711314
That's a perk to being former fat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:25:00 No.10711351 Report

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>>10711338
something has to make up for the stretch marks and years of lost opportunity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:26:00 No.10711357 Report

Quoted By: >>10711463

>>10711269
Both. In Japan, when you're white, many people assume you are a tourist unless you are with someone Japanese, or have a Japanese style, clothes, etc. On top of that, almost no one in Japan is overweight because it's disgusting, and the people here actually understand that. So when some fat bitch walks into a restaurant with no escort (it also had a buffet) they don't want them in there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:28:00 No.10711378 Report

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I've posted this before, but here in Sweden we don't get so many chances for fat people stories.

>On the bus to school
>In Sweden there's usually a small stair to the last half of the bus
>These three steps of doom are dreaded by fat people
>The horror in their eyes before they take the seats made for baby strollers and wheelchairs

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:35:00 No.10711441 Report

Quoted By: >>10711622

>about to start 4hr drive back home for break
>stop at gas station for fuel and something to drink
>fat as fatass weaving through cars in her scooter
>screams at me to hold the door for her
>scooter slowly creeps up 0.1% grade handicap curb
>surges forward at the top, through the door
>immediately slams into magazine rack
>yells at cashier because she can't see lotto scratchers from scooter
>eventually buys random cigs and random scratchers
>slams into Rockstar cooler on the way out the door

I could see the Islamic rage rising in the poor cashier's eyes, and I would have joined his fat slaying crusade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:38:00 No.10711463 Report

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>>10711357
I shouldn't say it like that, there's very few restaraunts like that. It had a kaiten-zushi (conveyor belt for sushi) though, the owner was older, etc. etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:50:00 No.10711584 Report

Quoted By: >>10711618 >>10715854 >>10724390

>going to shop at Publix (Florida grocery chain like Safeway)
>thinking bout dem chicken breasts, spinach, oatz, etc.
>suddenly...
>a landplanet and her orbiting beefmoon offspring slowly hurdle through the entrance
>trying to grab a shopping cart but they're in the way
>say "excuse me" while reaching for a cart
>beefmoon listens and waddles away
>regardless of landplanet's tilt axis, cannot pull a cart out due to her spherical symmetry
>landplanet grunts in anger
>give her the evil eye and walk away

Later...

>ready to check out, get in line
>7/10 girl with cerebral palsy (like Walt Jr. style) in front of me
>also notice landplanet is in front of her and now in scootermode
>beefmoon still in orbit and pushing a cart filled with junk
>you could cut the tension in the room with a knife
>the planetary system finishes transaction, and load their shit into cart
>7/10 only had a couple purchases so she finished quick
>bagboybro asks if she needs help out to her car
>she hesitates but finally says yes
>as they walk off, scooterplanet begins to rage
>yelling shit like WE WERE HERE FIRST/WE HAVE MORE STUFF/etc.
>after a good minute, gives up and leaves the store
>cashier and I look at each other and nod

Sometimes, there's justice in this world...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:51:00 No.10711605 Report

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>>10709802always thought that it was blown out of proportion.
You mixed up the nature of the stories and the content or the stories, bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:52:00 No.10711618 Report

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>>10711584
>a landplanet and her orbiting beefmoon offspring slowly hurdle through the entrance
MY FUCKING SIDES

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:53:00 No.10711622 Report

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>>10711441

the look on his face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 04:56:00 No.10711655 Report

Quoted By: >>10712269

Not really a story, but here (USA) there is a school called UTI. Where thy teach automotive tech and such. Well they have this commercial that airs all te time during the day where this fat dude is rushing/waddling around a garage talking about the college. You can tell by watching he is fighting the urge to gasp for air and is uncomfortable as fuck rushing around. Commercial pisses me the hell off for some reason.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 05:04:00 No.10711759 Report

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>be in college gym minding my own business
>beefmoon walks in
>wearing leggings (why do they do this? i see so many.)
>gets on cross trainer
>disgonbegood.jpeg
>to begin with cant even move
>rotates about 10 degrees after 4.5 days or so (rounded of course)
>handle comes off the footplate because the motor tries to move arm but foot plate doesn't move
>get off and gets on treadmill
>puts to major incline and begins waddling
>begins to jog as what can only be described as a speed resembling a zombie trying to walk
>treadmill slips of rubber feet which stop it making a noise
> precedes to do 5lb curls

>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 05:25:00 No.10712009 Report

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bamp far jastace

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 05:31:00 No.10712089 Report

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This happened just this evening...

>Female landplanet is on the treadmill running up a storm at a mighty 2mph
>Notice shes eating something
>Look closer
>Chocolate bar in hand
>3 more in the bottle holder
>PT comes along and tells her she can't eat in the gym
>She proceeds to throw a full on whale rage

Her reasoning for eating whilst on the treadmill? 'I need the carbs for energy'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 05:35:00 No.10712139 Report

Quoted By: >>10712176

>read fat stories thread on fit about 6 months ago
>be fat shamed
>lost 60 pounds so far

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 05:36:00 No.10712154 Report

Quoted By: >>10712570

>my own mother
>complains about being overweight
>still borrows money from her mother from groceries
>I'm visiting her apartment
>see super-size cup of Coke on the table
>24-pack of Mountain Dew in the kitchen
>bags of Lays everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 05:37:00 No.10712176 Report

Quoted By:

>>10712139
Anon, I am proud

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 05:45:00 No.10712269 Report

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>>10711655
Are you sure they don't teach urinary tract infection tech. I think they do.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 06:07:00 No.10712541 Report

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>work at grocery store
>some guy puts 2 boxes of full fat milk (12 liters each box) on line
>look him straight in eye and say
>"g...gomad" + wink and smile
>he's "what?"
>"n...nothing"

thanks fit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 06:09:00 No.10712570 Report

Quoted By: >>10719273

>>10712154
>that feel when you surpassed your mother in money and intelligence when youre 20
>dont know how to feel man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 06:26:00 No.10712787 Report

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bump for moar stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 06:29:00 No.10712812 Report

Quoted By: >>10712945

One time I seen a fat guy being fat and stuff.

Cool story, you guise?

anonymous !!wTNwKdpOby3

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anonymous !!wTNwKdpOby3 Sat 14 Jan 2012 06:41:00 No.10712945 Report

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>>10712812

best one ive read all dat

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 06:50:00 No.10713026 Report

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I have a short one
>working at Valvoline Instant Oil Change as a greeter
>old tiny carolla rolls up leaning heavily to the side
>Huge lady has her seat far back so she can reach the wheel over her fat
>She doesn't even look human, she has taken on the form of the interior
>I ask her which oil she wants blah blah blah
>Ok ma'am, if you'll wait in our lounge we'll be done in around 20 minutes
>Dat silence
>"You want me to get out of the car?"
>when she's saying this, I see bits of partially digested food on her tongue
>her car smelt bad too

I usually feel pretty tolerant to fat ppl, but she's a whole other breed

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 07:02:00 No.10713156 Report

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>>Work at Disney
>>Slow day
>>I smell something
>>wft is that smell?
>>wtf died?
>>a gigantor walks around the corner
>>Sweaty,British woman
>>Shirt soaked in sweat
>>Huffing and puffing herself to the exit
>>exit is only 30 some odd steps downhill
>>she stops and I hear her groan "where do i get my picture?"
>>HOLY SHIT
>>Walks up to me
>>rests her arms on the counter
>>Pits be dripping
>>doesnt remember photo number so I have to look her up, takes longer
>>Start breathing through my mouth
>>I can taste it, her smell and her breath
>>I cough...fuck it
>>I get a clean rag and hold it over my face.
>>I tell her I have a bloody nose and need to leave.
>>ALPHA AS FUARK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 07:16:00 No.10713287 Report

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>>10711314
You see, I know I have a free pass to make fun of shitbags like that because I never have looked like that, and never will.

You don't get to make fun of fatties because you *used* to be one; you get to make fun of fatties if you find them disgusting. That's how that shit works, because the last thing you want is the rest of the world ever thinking it's acceptable to lack self-control & ignore their health.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 07:25:00 No.10713358 Report

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>>10710334 I have some forevernicole stories saved.

Let me preface this with the previous fat story, for anybody who missed it. So, Nicole has this jack-o-lantern basket full of halloween candy sitting on the edge of her desk. The thing is filled to the brim. It’s basically inviting anybody who walks by to take a piece for himself. One morning as I was walking in with a co-worker, he went to grab a piece of candy from the bowl. Nicole swatted at him with the force of a hundred sperm whales and snatched the candy back. I can’t remember word for word what she said after that, but she went on a tirade about how that was her candy and how dare he try to take any. She brought a whole halloween bowl full of candy to the office, a month before halloween, just to eat it all herself. Well, she went on vacation for a couple days last week and this is what happened.

>she goes on vacation last week
>left her bowl of halloween candy that she wouldn’t let anybody else eat
>decide it’s time to prank
>take all the candy out, tape them all around the office. on walls, ceiling, under desks, behind monitors, EVERYWHERE
>leave her a note saying “this is your punishment for getting angry when someone else wants your chocolate. stop being selfish”
>she got back on monday
>huffed and puffed and nearly blew the office down. storming all around delicately removing the tape from each piece of candy
>gets all but one of them that is in a super secret hiding spot
>she knows EXACTLY how many pieces of candy she left and is bitching about not having them all back
>i don’t have a face to explain how hilarious it was that she counted her candy
>last piece of candy is taped behind the water cooler
>she only drinks diet coke

over/under on how many days it will take her to find the last piece? this will be sweet sweet revenge for all the fat shit shes pulled lately.

1/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 07:30:00 No.10713407 Report

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>Work shitty retail job.
>Work with dipshit kurdish guy.
>He stops and stares at every fatass girl that walks by.
>Always says how hot they are.
>Always asks me if I think that they're hot.
>Tell him no.
>He asks me why not.
>Because they're fucking fat, you dumb Kurdish fuck. Don't fucking encourage their fatness!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 07:30:00 No.10713413 Report

Quoted By: >>10713738 >>10717596

Well, this just happened.

>in office, working my ass off
>trying my hardest to avoid /fit/ and stay productive
>kind of successful
>co-worker im’s me
>”dude, come out here”
>busy, whats up?
>”just come out here”
>why?
>”nicole is sleeping and snoring like a banshee”
>ohboy, can’t miss this
>walk out of office
>instantly hear chainsaw snore
>turn the corner to see her desk
>face down in her half eaten lunch sleeping
>it’s chipotle.
>can’t miss an opportunity to wake her ass up
>”NICOLE!”
>head snaps up, look around confused
>guacamole on her forehead because she fell asleep half way through eating her lunch
>fell asleep ON lunch
>”WHATAREYOUDOING?”
>she says “it’s my lunch hour, I can sleep if I want”
>good point, just felt like being a dick and waking her up
>she wipes the guac off her forehead
>licks guac off her finger
>goes back to eating the rest of her lunch
>i go back into office disgusted

I half gagged when she sucked that goo off her finger. You know that kind where your mouth opens a little and you feel your stomach clench and your tongue sticks out a bit? Yeah, one of those. At least she hasn’t found the water cooler candy yet.

2/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 07:31:00 No.10713420 Report

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>ages 16-18 i lived in a hostel
>the place was staffed 12 hours a day by two obese ladies
>lived on the 2nd floor
>smoked weed every day
>everyone on the ground floor got evicted for the smell and not me because I kept my eye on the ground floor office window and could fix the smell on the entire floor inconspicuously enough in the time it took them to get up the two flights of stairs
>now live in my own flat
>don't pay any rent, thank you labors <18 homelessness laws
>derp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 07:32:00 No.10713427 Report

Quoted By:

>In dairy aisle at A&P
>two children, can't be older than 12 or less then 200 pounds run around corner
>girl child in belly shirt grabs a roll of cookie dough
>average weight female caretaker (maybe mom) tells her to put it back up on shelf
>fat girl child starts crying

Later

>fat boy child runs around corner, being a kid
>starts huffing and puffing saying his chest hurts
>female-care-giver person says "See, that's why you don't run"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 07:40:00 No.10713498 Report

Quoted By: >>10718339 >>10723992

> US Army Infantry
> 2 deployments
> Garrison
> Attempt using gym during morning pt hours
> Parking lot full because pogs drove there
> Inside, line of fat black chicks texting in line to "weigh in"
> All <25lb dumbells taken for various curls and shrugs
> 3/4 benches free, last one has two black pogs on it, grunting extremely loud for 185lbs.
> Group of S-Shop types literally sitting on medicine balls
> Chicks walking on the treadmills literally eating yogurts and shit
> All their uniforms are fucked up
> Attempt to run on the track
> Entire bsb company doing "pt test"; they're all on profile and doing the walking alternative event
> allmyrage.jpg
> attempt to boss them out with my friend (we're on recovery day after a 24 hour cq shift, mind you)
> Warm up on bench at 225 next to loud niggers
> Grunt to make fun of them
> Fatasfuck pog 1SG comes over: "Hey there Mr. Badass, some of us are trying to work out."
> Ask him to spot my while I lift a CIB over his head
> Continue yelling match while doing another set with 2 more plates
> Tired of women and niggers, go for run in the blizzard.
> theytechnicallywon.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 07:44:00 No.10713541 Report

Quoted By: >>10713581

So I’ve been busy as hell with actual work unfortunately, so I’ve been neglecting my duties of providing you all with fat Nicole stories. This candy hunt has been taken to a whole new level, and I have recruited two coworkers to be my partners in crime. Since I’m still incredibly busy and have a lot to do this week I will write this in mostly greentext style to get it over with more quickly. When I have more time I will attempt to write the next story with actual sentence structure as was suggested by one of the commenters. This post is probably going to suck because I don’t have the time to go into full detail, but it’s still funny to me so deal with it.

This is the bowl of candy that she cleans out in two days time and refills it to the brim just so she can go through it again.

>Nicole goes on vacation to New York last weekend
>Didn’t get back until Tuesday
>Candy bowl that is full of “OMG HER CANDY ONLY” was left on her desk
>No more taping candy all over the office
>Now just hiding whole bowl in semi-obvious places
>Gets back on Tuesday, comes in early afternoon
>hear her flip shit about where her candy is before even sitting down. Yells at coworker thinking it was him.
>Left bowl on her chair, so if she had just gotten all the way to her seat she would have found it

3/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 07:46:00 No.10713562 Report

Quoted By:

This one just happened yesterday.

> Have fat roommate
> Roommate is NYRfag, decides to get /fit
> I am happy to encourage him in any way, but trying not to be overbearing either
> 12th of January
> Was there when he got LA fitness membership
> Still hasn't run, lifted, done any pushups or even gone to gym
> See him eating ice cream
> Ask, "Didn't you say you would go to the gym every Tuesday and Thursday to start?"
> "Not going today, if there's traffic I might only be there for an hour."
> Has no work that day
> Has no classwork
> Watches cartoons and eats ice cream all evening

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 07:49:00 No.10713581 Report

Quoted By: >>10713648

>>10713541

I'd like to see a picture of this Fat Nicole, please.

This is what I'm currently picturing as her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 07:57:00 No.10713648 Report

Quoted By: >>10713675 >>10717834

>>10713581 (these are just saved from fat story threads so I don't have images of her but refer to the story after this one.)
Now my coworker has been telling me every time she gets up out of her desk to go to the bathroom/go feed so I have been hiding it every time she leaves. The hiding spots have been getting more and more intricate. So far they have been the following, in this order:
>on her chair
>on coworkers desk
>on other coworkers chair
>on bosses desk (who thinks the whole thing is hilarious)
>in fridge
>in sink
>balanced on fire exit sign
>behind filing cabinet
>in filing cabinet
>in coworkers gym bag

Each time she has stormed into my office bitching about where he candy is. I work with headphones on so I always pretend like I can’t hear her and bertstare her just to make her even more angry. She has eventually found each one, but the latest hiding spot takes the cake (or candy). She will never find it

>inside ceiling tile, above her desk

I can’t wait for her to get back from wherever she is to find her bowl missing again. This will be a great start to the week, seeing as I got pulled over by a douche cop driving to work this morning. Nicole will feel my wrath. Or maybe she will spend so much time searching that she actually burns a few calories.

4/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 07:58:00 No.10713660 Report

Quoted By:

This happened on Monday but with Thanksgiving break coming up I haven’t had time to get on here and post earlier due to a 3 day work week and having too much shit to do. Anyway, on Monday it was a coworker’s birthday (Nicole’s office crush) and she decided she was going to impress him by buying him pizza as a present. It goes a little something like this:

>Walk into office
>See hand written banner over coworker’s desk
>”Happy birthday, Love Nicole!!!”
>all colorful and shit
>Coworker hates her but is nice to her because he’s a pansy
>Go into office and am working diligently
>Feel floor starting to quake below me
>Fear for the worst, start bracing for earthquake
>Realize it’s just Nicole dancing around the office
>Go out of my office, see her prancing around like that .gif of the fat bitch who tears her knee up on stage dancing
>gifs.gifbin.com/032010/1269603012_fat-dancer-falls-on-stage.gif
>”Nicole, do you know how distracting that is? I can feel and hear you stomping around from in my office. Don’t you have work to do?”
>”Sorry, I’m just so excited because it’s Anon’s birthday today and I am getting him PIZZA!”
>”So you dance around every time you’re about to eat something ridiculously unhealthy?”
>”I’m not going to eat any of it, it’s for him! And didn’t you hear, pizza is a vegetable now, congress said so.”
>facepalm.jpg “No, no no no. The pizza isn’t a vegetable, it’s the past…. ya know what, never mind, it’s not worth arguing because you’re never going to understand. And just because congress says some bullshit to help frozen food companies out doesn’t make it any healthier”

5/5 I'm heading off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 08:00:00 No.10713671 Report

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>Stop at MickeyD's in Hemet on a roadtrip because I need to take a piss
>Walk in as Hambeast and child are having a conversation
>Hear Hamplanet say "AND THATS WHY WE DONT HAVE SALAD FOR DINNER"
>wut.jpg
>leave trying not to rage
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 08:00:00 No.10713675 Report

Quoted By:

>>10713648
Stop posting these..... forevernicole.com you amateur

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 08:09:00 No.10713738 Report

Quoted By: >>10717834

>>10713413

stop playing this as if your the one who creates nicolestories

fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 08:14:00 No.10713772 Report

Quoted By: >>10713804 >>10713998 >>10714967 >>10720088 >>10720416 >>10722052

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4fRuRoXhXs
>>I'm fat shamed
>>>The world want's me to be fat
Pick one lady
Funniest thing I've seen all night, it made me laugh and rage
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 08:17:00 No.10713804 Report

Quoted By:

>>10713772

right now this vid is pissing me off...

a lap band doesnt heal a weak will and a lack of self control

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 08:30:00 No.10713910 Report

Quoted By:

>>10711314
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 08:32:00 No.10713927 Report

Quoted By: >>10714205

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OQ3seMc1N0&list=UUVgaRSXUy2uxHVAR3zoqJFg&index=2&feature
=plcp

not fat, just bulkin'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 08:35:00 No.10713959 Report

Quoted By: >>10717642

>>10710225

isn't this an urban legend?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 08:40:00 No.10713998 Report

Quoted By: >>10714025 >>10714068

>>10713772
>...there are diseases that are less common in obese people...
>cardiovascular illness
>HIV
>high blood pressure
>congestive heart failure
>fucking diabetes
>mfw being fat protects you from diabetes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 08:42:00 No.10714022 Report

Quoted By:

>>10711314

Iknowthatfeel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 08:42:00 No.10714025 Report

Quoted By:

>>10713998
It's very rare type of diabeetus that a small amount of extra chub can protect you from. But it's so uncommon in this age, that it's totally irrelevant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 08:50:00 No.10714068 Report

Quoted By:

>>10713998
>...there are diseases that are less common in obese people...
>HIV
no fucking shit lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 08:52:00 No.10714085 Report

Quoted By: >>10714341

>Read fat stories on /fit/
>Suddenly being the 2nd worst country in obesity pales in comparison to US fatties

Anyway, for a story
>Be bulking
>Eat a ton, feel like a fatass
>Dem judging stares when I order twice as much food as a normal person
>One day be at friend's party
>People mirin' dem muscles
>Fatass with permanent sweat mode says I'm not really strong, just big and fat
>mfw later on he can't lift a 70lb piece of furniture he somehow knocked over and I gotta do it for him

Another one

>Be at gym
>Small fattie doing curls and using machines
>She's been doing this for 5 months straight
>Not a single lb of fat lost
>mfw when I discover she's been eating at McDonald's after every workout

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 09:09:00 No.10714205 Report

Quoted By:

>>10713927

>need donations
>"it's good to be king"
>mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 09:17:00 No.10714272 Report

Quoted By: >>10714360 >>10714991

>in France on vacation
>my French is shitty, but I liked going to all the little shops to practice talking with people
>little old woman who owns the bakery is very nice, compliments me for trying and corrects me when I make mistakes
>she is in the middle of telling me a story about her little grandchildren, when suddenly a morbidly obese stinkplanet in a USA flag t-shirt waddles in
>he doesn't even get two steps into the shop before she shouts in an unholy demonic voice, "GET OUT! YOU DON'T NEED ANY MORE CHOCOLATE BREAD!"
>fatty flees, owner goes back to her story in regular sweet-old-lady tone of voice
>mfw I'd been visiting that shop for five days and that was the first (and last) time I'd ever seen a fatty there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 09:25:00 No.10714341 Report

Quoted By:

>>10714085

Mexico?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 09:27:00 No.10714360 Report

Quoted By:

>>10714272
French people must be awesome at fat shaming. Never see anyone really badly overweight there, except maybe tourists

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 10:24:00 No.10714967 Report

Quoted By:

>>10713772
Descartes advised people to conquer themselves rather than try to conquer the world.

Of course, the only thing these fatties can probably conquer is the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 10:28:00 No.10714991 Report

Quoted By: >>10715003

>>10714272
why do people think its funny to make up shitty stories?
inb4 spaghetti bears

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 10:29:00 No.10715003 Report

Quoted By: >>10715026

>>10714991
spaghetti bears?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 10:32:00 No.10715026 Report

Quoted By:

>>10715003
I think he means the stupid "then I was a bear" and "spaghetti fell out of my pocket" memes on /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 10:37:00 No.10715061 Report

Quoted By:

>>10709802
>be in environmental science class for liberal arts requirement
>bitchin hippy teacher, rail skinny, 60, maybe like 4'8
>end of semester almost end of class
>teacher is also a professional yoga instructor
>everyone gets on the ground
>(this is Mississippi)
>smelly, literally 400 pounder demmands quietly that teacher not do yoga because she can't even sit with legs crossed
>teacher bertstares fat person for five minutes, as class just sits on the ground trying not to laugh at the situation
best teacher ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 11:07:00 No.10715256 Report

Quoted By: >>10715586

bump for more stories and vids of fatties. It keeps me motivated

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 11:11:00 No.10715299 Report

Quoted By: >>10715480

I missed this thread
Enjoy this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 11:33:00 No.10715480 Report

Quoted By:

>>10715299
>Coal Region
>$750 for 2.5 People

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 11:44:00 No.10715586 Report

Quoted By:

>>10715256

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsag3sp5M_k&list=UUVgaRSXUy2uxHVAR3zoqJFg&index=1&feature
=plcp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 11:53:00 No.10715682 Report

Quoted By: >>10715709 >>10715716 >>10715736

>be in entrance of Target store
>fatty in front of me grabs the last motorized cart
>right behind me walks in a young couple, the man was missing a leg and on crutches
>young wife walks over to try to get her husband a cart, sees there aren't any
>young wife sees fatty rolling off with the last one
>she approaches fatty
>"Sir, I'm sorry to bother you, I was just wondering if my husband could use that cart. He was injured in Afghanistan and has trouble walking."
>she points to her legless husband standing 10 feet away
>fatty looks
>"Sorry, should have gotten here sooner."
>he rolls off into the sunset while the woman gets angry and the husband tries to tell her it's alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 11:56:00 No.10715709 Report

Quoted By:

>>10715682
horrible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 11:56:00 No.10715716 Report

Quoted By: >>10715735

>>10715682

If that's true, and I find it hard to believe that it is, the fatty should be violently rolled out of the scooter then fucking curb stomped until grease and lard comes spewing out of its stomach like striking an oil load in Texas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 11:58:00 No.10715735 Report

Quoted By:

>>10715716
it really happened though the dialogue is probably not exact. Something about her husband losing the leg in Afghanistan and asking if he could use it... so pretty damn close.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 11:58:00 No.10715736 Report

Quoted By:

>>10715682

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 11:58:00 No.10715740 Report

Quoted By:

>formerly 250lbs, now 175lbs
>morbidly obese friend who was fatter than me at my peak tells me machines are better than freeweights because you can injure yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 12:04:00 No.10715793 Report

Quoted By:

>>10710283
>chicks

I got some news for you boy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 12:10:00 No.10715854 Report

Quoted By:

>>10711584
>MFW your beautiful words written like poetry.

!IfyaVCqfwU

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!IfyaVCqfwU Sat 14 Jan 2012 12:20:00 No.10715958 Report

Quoted By: >>10716004 >>10716066 >>10716536 >>10716633

not so much a fatty story as much as peoples perceptions from being surrounded by them has changed.

>went to monthly family dinner
>mom is 5'6 140 lbs (decent weight for a 50+ year old woman whose had 6 kids)
>13 year old sister is 130 lbs at 5'5
>brother is 22, 5'4(inb4manlet) and easily 200
>im lecturing my brother on the benefits of eating right only because he ate a whole pizza before a full sunday dinner
>mother claims he is "not that fat" and i should lay off of him
>after dinner she tells me i should prolly follow my brothers idea and eat a little bit more because im looking anorexic
>im 4''11 and im 95lbs so i tell her that im perfectly healthy for my height
>mfw she wouldnt drop it for the rest of the night and i had to take home loads of food i wont even eat

>non zombie face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 12:27:00 No.10716004 Report

Quoted By: >>10716036

>>10715958
My parents keep trying to offload their extra food onto me which I don't want. Don't shop at Costco if you don't intend to eat 3 loaves of bread.

!IfyaVCqfwU

!IfyaVCqfwU Sat 14 Jan 2012 12:32:00 No.10716036 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716004
i know that feel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 12:36:00 No.10716066 Report

Quoted By: >>10716128 >>10716155 >>10716174 >>10716221

>>10715958
...You're a girl right? I can't believe an extra foot would mean I need to double the weight to be healthy.

Anyone have the story of the lady whose organs fell out because she was fat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 12:45:00 No.10716128 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716066

WHAT?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 12:48:00 No.10716155 Report

Quoted By: >>10716165

>>10716066
Where she refused to get off the couch so long her skin grew into the fabric, and when the paramedics came to take her away she ripped open and her kidney fell out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 12:49:00 No.10716165 Report

Quoted By: >>10716175

>>10716155
Yea that one. Only told better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 12:50:00 No.10716174 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716066
>Anyone have the story of the lady whose organs fell out because she was fat?

Doooo tell!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 12:50:00 No.10716175 Report

Quoted By: >>10716183

>>10716165
Don't have the copypasta, but obviously it haunts me...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 12:51:00 No.10716183 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716175
Damnit!

!IfyaVCqfwU

!IfyaVCqfwU Sat 14 Jan 2012 12:55:00 No.10716221 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716066
yes im a girl, soo youre 5'11? i thought girls at 5'11 were okay at like 165ish?

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 12:59:00 No.10716260 Report

Quoted By: >>10716553

>>10709802
Anyone would of done the same thing the cop did?
>Cop punches ambulocetus in da faic

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhvvqUN45rNQy4vm30

And I did get this from hodgetwins

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 13:00:00 No.10716264 Report

Quoted By:

>>10710392
>crying about eating 2500kcal
bitch i run half-marathons on sat(training for a full). to bulk i got to eat 5000kcal and haven't failed yet

either go big or die mirin'

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 13:03:00 No.10716284 Report

Quoted By: >>10716392

Alright, I'll tell what I remember of the story.

>Be guy who tells the story
>Have friend who is a paramedic
>Paramedic friend is working one day, receives a call to go to the place
>The paramedics walk in
>The place is a mess
>You have no idea. Trash is all over the damn place.
>Imagine the smell. No, it was worse than what you just thought.
>This monster's son (probably fatass) says his mom is real sick.
>He takes the EMTs to where she's sitting, in the living room
>The living room is worse than everything else. I blacked out the description of the smell.
>The land fixture looks something like pic related in my mind
>Turns out his mom has been getting sick over the last few weeks
>Paramedics are all "...alright, let's give her a look over."
>Come in, lady is clearly sick. I don't know this part well.
>Ask her what's gone on, how she got sick
>Says she hasn't moved from this spot in 3 months? 6 months? It was an unrealistic time

Hold on I think I need to split this up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 13:10:00 No.10716342 Report

Quoted By:

>>10710859
Reminded me of this story also when I was in retail:

>Lady walks in asks if we carry 5XL or preferably 6XL.
>She then says that she wants to know because her husband is in the truck debating if he should get off.
>I tell her: "Well we don't carry those sizes; however we do sell bed sheets."
>Woman rages and says she wants to talk to my manager.
>Manager comes by she explains her story.
>I deny everything.
>Manager backs me up because due to my reputation it's not something I would say.
>Woman leaves.
>She mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 13:15:00 No.10716392 Report

Quoted By: >>10716920 >>10716972 >>10716988 >>10717358 >>10717471 >>10717801 >>10717894 >>10717978 >>10718385

>>10716284

>Apparently she got in a disagreement with her son. Something about how he didn't give her requests their due gravity.
>She is very fat. I forgot that part.
>In response, she sat on the couch and told her son "I'm done," and turned on the TV
>Paramedics ask how she got food, drink.
>Her son took care of her.
>Paramedics breach the topic of how she went to the bathroom, showered, etc.
>Oh she got up to go to the bathroom of course.
>At first
>At some point she stopped all that, and started just pissing and shitting where she sat.
>Why the son didn't walk out here is anyone's guess.
>So, after months of festering in her own wastes and refuse from her eating habit, she started to get sick.
>"Shit nigga, we gonna need a hospital to fix this," is the exchange I imagine happens. Paramedics get a stretcher so she can get the proper treatment. (Musta been double-size)
>With the paramedics' help, she leans forward to get on the stretcher.
>The smell gets substantially worse. Imagine meat left in your garbage for 6 months. I commend the paramedics for holding the contents of their stomachs.
>She stops... giving signs of life.
>Paramedics look behind her.
>All the flesh, skin, muscle, all of it is gone from her back.
>Clearly visible spinal cord, something (I think he said it looked like a kidney) falls out from her back.
>She stewed in her waste so long her back rotted away. The couch was literally the only thing holding her together.
>Clean up crew is called. Son faces charges for criminal negligence or something.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 13:16:00 No.10716415 Report

Quoted By:

>"Well we don't carry those sizes; however we do sell bed sheets."

MY SIDES

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 13:25:00 No.10716489 Report

Quoted By:

Does anybody have the story about the guy that was talking too his pizza?

Fletchmo !!g2pXsPFQgld

Fletchmo !!g2pXsPFQgld Sat 14 Jan 2012 13:31:00 No.10716536 Report

Quoted By: >>10716595

>>10715958
You are both unhealthy. Even if you are a girl you should prob have another 5-10lbs on your. If you are a boy, 15-25 on you. you're brother should drop 50.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 13:33:00 No.10716553 Report

Quoted By: >>10716582

>>10716260
No because I would want to lose my job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 13:37:00 No.10716582 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716553
Would not, rather.

!IfyaVCqfwU

!IfyaVCqfwU Sat 14 Jan 2012 13:38:00 No.10716595 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716536
uhh no, its called being petite. im heavily monitored by doctors because im recovering from surgeries and injuries and not one has said im underweight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 13:43:00 No.10716633 Report

Quoted By: >>10716659 >>10717827

>>10715958

>mfw I'm 200 lbs and 6" and I feel bad.

I'm new to /fit/ can someone please explain what the fuck SS is?

!IfyaVCqfwU

!IfyaVCqfwU Sat 14 Jan 2012 13:46:00 No.10716659 Report

Quoted By: >>10716680

>>10716633
ss is starting strength

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 13:49:00 No.10716680 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716659

Cheers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 13:55:00 No.10716717 Report

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Live in Brisbane, go out clubbing in the valley, just chilling next to some busking aboriginals when a bald landwhale appears in a swastika shirt.
Black people stare in disbelief, Everyone looks at the black people like "well.....? aren't you guys going to something"
Aboriginals so stunned they don't move or say anything.
Fattest racist I have ever seen in my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:18:00 No.10716920 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716392

D...dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:25:00 No.10716972 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716392

You removed the Unclean One from Her Throne of Filth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:26:00 No.10716978 Report

Quoted By: >>10716992 >>10717004

>I worked at Kmart for a few years, we sold 1kg toblerone blocks, one day I was putting out stock and a fatass was staring at the spot on the shelf where the toblerone's are supposed to be.
>Excuse me! can you get me some more of these from out the back?
>ummm I don't think we have any but we usual..
>NO NO NO, YOU'RE JUST BEING LAZY.
>ok I'll double check but I'm pretty sure tha... I"LL COME WITH YOU.
>I wouldn't let him out the back, he said I was discriminating because of his build and said he had grounds to sue.
>Boss comes around "is there a problem here"
>YES THERE IS YOUR LAZY EMPLOYEE HAS REFUSED TO HELP ME, MADE FUN OF MY WEIGHT EVEN CALLED ME A FAT CUNT.
>Boss tears into me, tells me to clear my stuff out of my locker because I'm fired.
>Fat guy smirks at me, still makes me rage to this day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:27:00 No.10716988 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716392
i was eating, oh hoyl shit no i'm gonna be fucking sick fuck oh my god fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:28:00 No.10716992 Report

Quoted By: >>10717069

>>10716978
Please tell me there's a happy ending. Please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:29:00 No.10717004 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716978
You didn't murder the fat piece of shit? My fucking god this makes me rage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:35:00 No.10717045 Report

Quoted By: >>10717084 >>10717107 >>10717145 >>10718104 >>10718194

fatty stuck to the couch news story:

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/480-pound-woman-dies-after-six-years-on-couch/nFCfB/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:38:00 No.10717066 Report

Quoted By:

>>10710996
what state?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:39:00 No.10717069 Report

Quoted By: >>10717081 >>10717087 >>10717150

>>10716992
Well the boss got fired a few weeks later, the new boss called me up and apologised and even offered me my job back, I didn't want the job because I already had a new job and was trying to get in with one of the girls. That was in 2010, I've been going out with that girl for a year and a half now. Happy enough?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:41:00 No.10717081 Report

Quoted By:

>>10717069
Even better. That fatty will get his by way of diabetes soon enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:42:00 No.10717084 Report

Quoted By:

>>10717045
would rather stab self repeatably in dick than read

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:42:00 No.10717087 Report

Quoted By: >>10717095

>>10717069
NO. YOU WILL FUCK THAT GIRL THEN YOU WILL TELL US ABOUT IT IN THE NEXT FATTY STORY THREAD AND THEN SOMEONE WILL SCREENCAP IT AND THEN THAT IMAGE WILL BE USED FOR FUTURE FATTY THREADS OR FOR OTHER UNRELATED THREADS AS PIC UNRELATED SO YOUR LEGEND LIVES ON

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:44:00 No.10717095 Report

Quoted By:

>>10717087
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:46:00 No.10717107 Report

Quoted By: >>10717625

>>10717045
>http://www.wftv.com/news/news/480-pound-woman-dies-after-six-years-on-couch/nFCfB/

I shall call her, Sofacles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:50:00 No.10717145 Report

Quoted By: >>10717149

>>10717045
it's amazing how she could stay alive for 6 years on a couch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:51:00 No.10717147 Report

Quoted By: >>10718334

>Used to be fatty
>Become /fit/ 12% BF 180lbs at 6ft
>Lovely strength comes with being fit
>Brother made fun of me all the way here
>He still does make fun of what I eat
> "That can't be healthy"
> "THAT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH"
> "HOW ARE YOU NOT FAT?!"
>He's still 264KG and lazy
>He's like 35% BF
>It really hurts me to see him like that because he's gonna get diabetes, and probably not be able to play with his children.
>oldest brother is me when I used to be fat.
>Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder. But ain't no body want to put down those heavy ass plates ;-;. Fuck I hate having fat brothers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:51:00 No.10717149 Report

Quoted By: >>10717185 >>10717200

>>10717145
Here's a story about a man who got stuck to his couch and was covered in maggots and shit:

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/220879.php

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:51:00 No.10717150 Report

Quoted By:

>>10717069
Yes, happy enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:58:00 No.10717185 Report

Quoted By:

>>10717149
that's some fucked up shit how can you live with yourself if you're covered in maggots and your own shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 14:59:00 No.10717200 Report

Quoted By:

>>10717149
all this talk about couches is reminding me of the christmas episode of it's always sunny in philidelphia

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 15:02:00 No.10717223 Report

Quoted By: >>10717684

>at work
>fat guy that is always talking shit stomps into the lunch room
>table is full so he stands up and complains about it
>pulls chips out of his bag and eats them
>then pulls out a sandwich
>drops it as if it were spaghetti
>bends over to pick it up while cursing
>can't reach it
>so he tries to reposition himself, steps on the sandwich and somehow momentum sends him tumbling backwards with a flabby "boom" and the flattened sandwich shoots into the wall
>I start laughing uncontrollably
>everyones faces when

They thought I was just laughing because he fell over but I was really laughing because there was LETTUCE on his sandwich, as if he were trying to eat healthy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 15:20:00 No.10717358 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716392

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 15:36:00 No.10717471 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716392
I can read, see and hear the most viiolent and disgusting shit without losing my appetite but that made me actually not want to eat my oatz for a couple of seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 15:55:00 No.10717596 Report

Quoted By:

>>10713413
HEY

WHY AREN'T YOU UPDATING YOUR SITE/BLOG MORE OFTEN

FOREVERNICOLE? I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 15:58:00 No.10717625 Report

Quoted By:

>>10717107
at least she died doing what she loved-sitting

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:00:00 No.10717642 Report

Quoted By: >>10718350

>>10713959
There are cases of similar things officially recorded in medical journals, so it's basically true even if this particular story isn't. One of my favourites:
>Patient reports mysterious green rash
>Doesn't respond to antifungals, gangrene suspected
>Upon inspection, corroding spare change is found stuck under fat rolls (green tint was copper oxide)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:07:00 No.10717684 Report

Quoted By:

>>10717223
I wonder if the whiny, childish nature of pathetic fatties is in part caused by chronically low testosterone, the passive-aggressiveness and everything are classic low T symptoms. Although fundamentally I'm sure that the development of this broken personality comes first then they ruin their bodies all by themselves.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:08:00 No.10717688 Report

Quoted By: >>10717698 >>10717708

>at gym
>on the treadmill, minding my own business
>female lardmountain in white leggings waddles in my >direction
>Starts using the Elliptical in front of me
>5 minutes later
>notice some kind of smell
>10 minutes later
>smells gets worse
>15 minutes later
>realize that smell is caused by the fatty in front of me >sweating like a pig
>leggings soaked in sweat
>have to stop running because smell gets unbearable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:09:00 No.10717698 Report

Quoted By:

>>10717688
Your picture, man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:10:00 No.10717708 Report

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>>10717688
It can't really be a true "fat people story" if the fatty is seriously trying to improve themselves rather than continuing to fat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:14:00 No.10717734 Report

Quoted By: >>10717741 >>10717771

no story, just picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:16:00 No.10717741 Report

Quoted By:

>>10717734
omfg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:17:00 No.10717753 Report

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>be at mall shopping for groceries
>suddenly see fucking disgusting rodent whale in my aisle
>cart full of junk: worms, trash
>packs it full with animal food
>starts squeaking vigorously at the pure sight of it
>I turn away in utter disgust
>later see it again
>rodent gets in argument with cute girl cashier
>she just runs away, screaming "a rat!"
>see rodent run out of the store without cart
>I pass by the trembling and now crying girl, say nothing, do nothing
>alpha as fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:20:00 No.10717771 Report

Quoted By:

>>10717734
Well, on that topic ...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:25:00 No.10717801 Report

Quoted By: >>10717878

>>10716392
If this is true, this is the first time I'll use this reaction correctly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:26:00 No.10717807 Report

Quoted By:

>body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:29:00 No.10717824 Report

Quoted By:

black coffee is actually a pretty good tip, it´s a taste killer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:29:00 No.10717827 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716633
please read the sticky

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:30:00 No.10717834 Report

Quoted By:

check /fit/ hours after thread starts it is still alive, see this
>>10713648
refer to this
>>10713738
>(these are just saved from fat story threads so I don't have images of her but refer to the story after this one.)
I posted them as I saved them.
you must be new here? hows your new years resolution coming on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:37:00 No.10717878 Report

Quoted By: >>10718054

>>10717801
It's possible that it basically is, apparently flesh does rot away like that when left to stew in shit etc. There was a horrifying form of torture/execution called "the coracle" that employed this effect ... I can't find a good link but basically you were trapped in a shell formed from two small circular boats with just your head protruding, force-fed rich food and wine then left out in the sun to be eaten by insects.

DatChestGap !leN4byULJw

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DatChestGap !leN4byULJw Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:40:00 No.10717894 Report

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>>10716392
why did i read all of this. nightmares incoming

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:46:00 No.10717927 Report

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>work at grocery store as store security.
>buntaluffigus steals something and sets off the alarm.
>she jumps in her partner in crime's car.
>they start driving off and the car dies right out front of the grocery store.
>i walk outside after we alerted the authorities.
>the alphafat tried to steel 14 2 liters of soda, 8 packs of cookie dough, potato chips, a cake from the bakery, etc.
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:54:00 No.10717978 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716392

Fucking.....wow.....just wow....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 16:57:00 No.10718012 Report

Quoted By: >>10718050

Does anyone have that story where the crazy landwhale shit all over an apartment? I think it was popular on the SA forums a while back?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:03:00 No.10718050 Report

Quoted By:

>>10718012
Yeah I know the one you mean, was definitely on SA. She was sub-let a room or something and left it full of pissbottles, shit-covered sheets etc. In fairness I think it turned out she was actually crazy, not just a fatty fatting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:04:00 No.10718054 Report

Quoted By: >>10718085

>>10717878

Now THAT is a fucked up way to die. Makes me wonder what people thought up these insane methods of torture/killing, and why they were even allowed to be a part of society, given their batshit insane ways.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:09:00 No.10718085 Report

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>>10718054
Life in general was "poor, nasty, brutish, and short" back then, plus the guys in charge were there because they + their army could fucking kill you and/or because everyone believed they had been chosen by the gods and could do no wrong. Not exactly the best criteria to select for fair-minded, sane individuals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:14:00 No.10718104 Report

Quoted By:

>>10717045
6 FUCKING YEARS IN ONE PLACE

I cant sit still for an hour without getting bored, how can someone sit in one place for 6 years?!

That is just horrifying.... ugh...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:16:00 No.10718111 Report

Quoted By: >>10718155 >>10718177

I am bad Brother /fit/ but I can't stand it.

My sister has just moved back from college and I'm stuck with her for another 2 months until I get my house finished. She is easily 350+lbs

She was always heavy before but gained about 100lbs at school and I was shocked to see her in that state. I'm trying to bond with her but I can't stand how much she repulses me. My skin crawls just sitting near her. When we eat dinner...jesus fuck.... when we eat dinner I can hear the food in her mouth getting mashed and thrommed around but even the process of CHEWING induces heavy breathing. That noise of wet food in her fat cheeks and the nasally labored respiration put me o the verge of gagging.

She is having a lap band put in in a few weeks to help her get down to a healthy weight but christ.... I hate being around my own Sister.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:24:00 No.10718155 Report

Quoted By: >>10718177

>>10718111
I kinda know that feel bro, mine is the better part of 300. It's weird because if you were to compare us in our early teens I was the fat asthmatic weakling whilst she was fit, but somehow she ballooned up. She has intercranial hypertension as a result of her fatting, which means she "can't exercise", sigh ...

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:27:00 No.10718177 Report

Quoted By: >>10718203 >>10718294

>>10718111
>>10718155
Oh, and mine is also awaiting weightloss surgery but I'm somewhat sceptical it will do much unless she actually takes responsibility and sorts her diet out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:29:00 No.10718194 Report

Quoted By:

>>10717045

>look at article
>click for larger image
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:30:00 No.10718203 Report

Quoted By: >>10718275 >>10718294

>>10718177
God DAMMIT that is exactly her problem too! She eats fast food and sneaks candy constantly. I've yet to see her eat something not processed since she has been here. I mentioned it in passing and she gave me the, 'well after the SURGERY I'll cut back since I want to enjoy this now before I get super skinny!".

It is equal parts saddening and sickening but I can't level with her like I could a stranger since she is my Sister... I hope to christ that band works otherwise she is as good as dead by 50.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:37:00 No.10718257 Report

Quoted By:

>>10710334
http://forevernicole.com/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:40:00 No.10718275 Report

Quoted By:

>>10718203
Yeah, I don't know how she eats at home, she doesn't overeat when we have meals at my parents, but she must be cramming in all the necessary calories somehow. It doesn't help that she carries her colossal weight relatively well and doesn't look as fat as she is. I've been trying to get her to lift (since she "can't" do cardio) but no luck so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:43:00 No.10718294 Report

Quoted By: >>10718323 >>10718338

>>10718203
>>10718177

The pathetic thing is that band surgery is just as big of a risk as being a fatty. I mean they are cutting your fucking stomach and constricting it, its not good for your life expectancy. Additionally the effect fades after time as the stomach restretches, so she will just get fat again as she will never to eat healthy or excercis as shes taking the easy way out.

So basically shes wasting a tremendous amount of money and guaranteeing herself an unhealthy lifestyle. Honestly I'd say shes better off being a fatty, atleast she saves the money that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:47:00 No.10718318 Report

Quoted By: >>10718353 >>10718374 >>10718609

Jesus the lot of you fucks should be hit by cars. I have some fat relatives and friends and *gasp* they are genuinely terrific human beings. How pathetic this shit is, "I saw a planet eating fast food hurr durr!" I myself am 6'3 155 lbs, eat all the time and can't gain weight. People say you've got good genes, but when it comes to my bud it's not genes, it's because he's a lazy ass. It's bullshit. I lived with him for 2 years and in that time we ate together almost every day, and worked out together, yet i'm still skinny and he's a big dude. Just saying sometimes it is genetics, and not all fat people are just lazy. I just don't get the mentality that we are better than they are.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:48:00 No.10718323 Report

Quoted By:

>>10718294
Yeah ... I'm a britfag so this is on the NHS, and they are at least making her go to an eating disorders clinic. Then again the NHS' response to her hypertension / depression / not even being able to work is "lol take these antidepressants forever because it's cheaper than us actually dealing with the problem."

I should stop discussing this, it's depressing me ...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:50:00 No.10718334 Report

Quoted By:

>>10717147
>264kg

holyfuck your brother is a fucking mountain of a man. How tall is he? I'm surprised his knees havn't broken carrying that weight 24/7

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:51:00 No.10718338 Report

Quoted By:

>>10718294

Print out many pictures of morbidly obese people and put them on the top of the wall in her room where she can't reach them.
Even when she doesn't see that beeing fat is bad you will have the lulz

catcha: kind ateriie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:51:00 No.10718339 Report

Quoted By:

>>10713498
>All <25lb dumbells taken for various curls and shrugs
><25lb
>shrugs

What, how can anyone be this weak?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:52:00 No.10718344 Report

Quoted By: >>10719732

Never really have any fat people stories because I live in Canada.

Anyways, I'll try.

>convince fat friend to come to the gym with me
>run him down on the nutrition and exercises etc.
>he becomes really enthusiastic about it at the start of the new year
>two weeks later, he still hasn't done a single thing
>tell him to sign up at the gym, "I'll do it next week, I promise", he says
>whatever, I don't care, if you're not going to put in the effort to help yourself I don't give a shit
>the other day, eating at Mcdonalds (hurr durr breaking diet)
>he orders six burgers a large fries and a diet coke
>finishes all of it while I'm eating my measly combo
>can see him staring at my fries longingly, I ask him if he wants any
>he says "Okay!" and reaches over, grabs a huge handful and stuffs his fucking face

Why do I even bother trying to help people
Jesus christ

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:53:00 No.10718350 Report

Quoted By:

>>10717642
That pizza looks fucking delicious!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:53:00 No.10718353 Report

Quoted By:

>>10718318
Troll and/or missing the point. "Fat people stories" is for fatties who have given up all responsibility for their actions, failed as human beings in general and horrify us by going around shamelessly fatting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:55:00 No.10718360 Report

Quoted By: >>10718403

>go to a charity book event
>busy as fuck, huge shed of people and books
>extraordinarily high proportions of the fat/obese
>okay.jpg
>browsing books in narrow channels between tables
>squeezing between fatties blocking up spaces to good books
>pass 1 morbidly obese woman perched on a fold up stool
>every 5 seconds she shuffles the stool up the table to view the next line of books
>mfw I see at least 10 other fatties at this event with the same tactic

You seriously can't stand long enough to browse a row of books?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:57:00 No.10718374 Report

Quoted By: >>10718388 >>10718407

>>10718318
lol man I don't mind fatties, a few of my friends are fatties, they are good blokes. I've also entertained the idea of what it would be like to pork a fatty, but never gone through with it.

But I still find these stories amusing. Tolerance does not mean we have to like them.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 17:59:00 No.10718385 Report

Quoted By:

>>10716392

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 18:00:00 No.10718388 Report

Quoted By: >>10718424

>>10718374
So you don't like your friends?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 18:02:00 No.10718403 Report

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>>10718360
it amazes me the lengths fat people will go to sit down, I was on a crowded train with no seats and saw a huge fatty just sitting on the filthy floor in the fetal position(there was no room for her legs).

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 18:02:00 No.10718405 Report

Quoted By:

>>10709802

>>be gas station fag
>>fatty comes in
>>grabs a bunch of candy, donuts, soda, etc.
>>pays with EBT
>>atfirstiwasangry.jpeg
>>"Have a good ni..."
>>pulls out wad of cash
>>asks for a bunch scratch tickets
>>buttheniwasallmyfuckingRAGE.gif

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 18:02:00 No.10718407 Report

Quoted By:

>>10718374
Dude I hate to admit it but I'm a chubby chaser now. I love the softness and curves, I'm not talking landwhales, but a gal with curves drives me nuts. I dont like fucking skinny girls, its like fucking a little boy with tits or something haha. Try it bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 18:04:00 No.10718424 Report

Quoted By:

>>10718388
no, I like them, I don't like the fact that they are fat, meaning it would be better if they were fit, but I tolerate it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 18:34:00 No.10718609 Report

Quoted By:

>>10718318
We? You aren't. You're a worthless stick. The point is that people who look after themselves are better than people who don't. The only difference between you and a fatty is, well, excluding mobility, less people notice how pathetic you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 18:47:00 No.10718677 Report

Quoted By: >>10718844 >>10719276 >>10721970

>At the county fair with my gf and her 15 year old little brother who weighs at least 240 lbs
>Girlfriend has to go to the women's restroom
>I tell her that me and Steven will go to the food area
>I buy a giant BBQ Turkey Leg with Lemonade and I feel like I'm eating something extravagant
>7 minutes later I feel like I'm eating tofu compared to Steven who comes back with Fried Twinkies, Fried Oreos, and a pulled pork sandwich plus a giant coke
>Starts slamming the food down his throat and eats with his mouth OPEN
>I say that I can't believe he can eat something so gross
>He then gets defensive saying that this is the fair and every other day he only drinks diet soda and blah blah blah Atkins blah blah blah South Beach...
>I tell him that all he's done is housewife dieting and of course that shit doesn't work because they don't tackle proper nutrition. I then tell him that he's on the road to becoming really ill
>Steven: Fuck you I'm just a kid!
>Something about the way he said "Fuck you" just ticked me off and I must have given him every insult under the book. Honestly I do feel a little bad for calling him a "fat little shit who's gonna die when he's 25"
>He starts crying telling me to fuck off
>My girlfriend arrives seeing him crying and starts hugging the little pig telling him everything will be alright
>"Take us home NOW!"
>Most quiet car ride back to her parents house ever and we drop off piggy
>I drive her back to her apartment and she tells me that she understands what I did and that Steven deserved it
>She then tells me that unfortunately Steven will convince the whole family to despise me and she won't be able to convince them otherwise
>I tell her ok, I got a kiss goodbye and well never heard from her again
.....Fucking fat people. When they think they know shit about being healthy because they watch a documentary on nutrition and just become arrogant that's when I get mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 19:03:00 No.10718787 Report

Quoted By:

>>10709888
>so I start to run around the track
>she can't keep up
>problem solved

lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 19:15:00 No.10718844 Report

Quoted By:

>>10718677

>never heard from her again

lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 19:17:00 No.10718855 Report

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>work at chinese restaurant
>pod of landwhales comes in
>huffing and puffing and sweating
>they order buffet(no surprise)
>make me bring 2 chairs to the closest booth to the buffet line
>they can't fit in the regular seats
>proceeds to eat a fuckton of all of our everything
>complains that everything is fatty and greasy
>mfw they were dunking fried chicken legs in ranch dressing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 19:27:00 No.10718908 Report

Quoted By:

a woman with jabba the hutt bodytype tried to steal my nutella once. true story.

sickbed.

sickbed. Sat 14 Jan 2012 19:31:00 No.10718936 Report

Quoted By: >>10722133

>Be at work
>Horribly overweight couple comes in with kid
>Be 2. Might be grandkid, being fat ages you
>Orders large platter of cheese 'n bacon fries
>Had jalapenos
>Upset when I bring it out
>Well, this is really for him
>French fries, cheese, bacon and ranch
>MFW for his meal they just order him another side of fries

Also

>/fit/ friend at work
>We always be fittin' it up
>Comes to the back one day looking sad
>"Dude, this kid at my table wants water but their parents told them their only choices were coke or Dr. Pepper"
>We just stare at each other and part ways.

I hate working in a restaurant. I just graduated from school but the money is too good for me to quit. But fucking fatties, fucking fatties everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 20:06:00 No.10719273 Report

Quoted By:

>>10712570
>I know that feel bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 20:07:00 No.10719276 Report

Quoted By:

>>10718677
that was possibly the saddest fat people story ive heard in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 20:15:00 No.10719348 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 20:28:00 No.10719477 Report

Quoted By: >>10720196

I've really let myself go over the past two years. I've gained about 100 lbs. But this thread is great motivation. I'm definitely going to the gym today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 20:56:00 No.10719732 Report

Quoted By:

>>10718344
> Why do I even bother trying to help people

Because sometimes, just when the time is right, the planets are aligned, the sun spots disappear and the air pressure is just enough. Sometimes they will follow through. And some years later thank you for saving their lives.

It has happened before. And it is the sole reason why I still bother to take a guess which NYR will stick through February and help him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 21:33:00 No.10720045 Report

Quoted By: >>10720143

>be a miserable high schooler
>5'9", 265 lbs, acne
>get fed up, eat Atkins (this was before it was a fad), walk 3 miles a day
>lose and regain for 5 years
>finally get down to 150, feel great
>mom: "you're too skinny!" (mom is severely obese and smokes 2 packs a day, feels bad man)
>have nervous breakdown, eat/drink everything
>gain almost all weight back in 2 years
>mom: "you look so much healthier now!"
>she still smokes like a freight train, shorter than me, and is probably approaching 300 lbs

This thread is great motivation, though. I've lost the weight before and dammit I'll do it again and keep it off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 21:37:00 No.10720088 Report

Quoted By:

>>10713772

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 21:43:00 No.10720143 Report

Quoted By: >>10720175 >>10720462 >>10720770 >>10724176

>>10720045
I'm 26 now btw, so I've been at war with my weight for a good decade now. Cut fatties a little slack, it's tough when a "small" drink at Wendy's is 24 oz. I mean, they're still responsible, but it's hard to be thin in America.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 21:46:00 No.10720175 Report

Quoted By: >>10720191 >>10720221

>>10720143
i will never understand how someoen who got access to some accurat knowledge about dieting/exercising can still be fat. especially if he lost weight before, and know how it works. i mean what the fuck man? how is that even possible?

i really think most men get fat out of pure ignorance, then they eventually learn about diet and lifting, and then they do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 21:48:00 No.10720191 Report

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>>10720175
Naaw, some cunts like the above poster have fuck all motivation to succeed. Losers we call them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 21:50:00 No.10720196 Report

Quoted By: >>10720238 >>10720353

>>10719477

Looks like someone, decided to back that ass up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 21:53:00 No.10720221 Report

Quoted By:

>>10720175
I got sick and almost died. So after that I was all hurr durr live every day like it's your last. So I just gave up on eating right and started drinking lots of alcohol. One time I got trashed, then drove to a gas station and bought a dozen donuts. And I age every last one of them. I think that was my "rock bottom" moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 21:56:00 No.10720238 Report

Quoted By:

>>10720196
lawl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 22:07:00 No.10720310 Report

Quoted By: >>10720328 >>10720374 >>10720597

>>10710334
I started a sit with fat people stories:
http://www.fattiesgonnafat.com/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 22:10:00 No.10720328 Report

Quoted By: >>10720549

>>10720310
Could you create RSS for your site?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 22:13:00 No.10720353 Report

Quoted By:

>>10720196

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 22:16:00 No.10720374 Report

Quoted By:

>>10720310

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 22:22:00 No.10720416 Report

Quoted By:

>>10713772
>HIV less common in obese people
No shit, who would want to fuck a fat person?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 22:29:00 No.10720462 Report

Quoted By: >>10720540

>>10720143

>hard to be thin in America

Did you know that home cooked meals are several times less expensive than fast food meals?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 22:37:00 No.10720540 Report

Quoted By:

>>10720462
Yeah, I'm really poor so I usually cook for myself. But my friends take me out a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 22:37:00 No.10720549 Report

Quoted By: >>10720582

>>10720328
I will work on that,

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 22:40:00 No.10720582 Report

Quoted By: >>10720645

>>10720549
appreciated, any timeframe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 22:41:00 No.10720597 Report

Quoted By:

>>10720310
change the font

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 22:46:00 No.10720645 Report

Quoted By: >>10720708

>>10720582
I'll probably advertise it on the next fat people stories thread I come upon (next 1-3 days).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 22:54:00 No.10720708 Report

Quoted By: >>10720743 >>10721559

>>10720645
Or maybe I'll do it now
http://www.fattiesgonnafat.com/ - now with 100% more RSS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 22:59:00 No.10720743 Report

Quoted By:

>>10720708
Alright, it works. But what is the entry limit you? Right now it shows only last 4. Could you make it at least 20?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 23:02:00 No.10720770 Report

Quoted By: >>10720917

>>10720143

A) You could get water to drink. Its free.

B) Don't go to FUCKING WENDY'S.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2012 23:20:00 No.10720917 Report

Quoted By:

>>10720770
But their nugs are so dank!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2012 00:18:00 No.10721559 Report

Quoted By:

>>10720708

You might want some moderators to help, you know.

I think the biggest problem you'll have is keeping out duplicate entries.

Good luck, i might e-mail you and offer myself to help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2012 00:59:00 No.10721970 Report

Quoted By:

>>10718677
Wow, that's rough. Something about being a parent seems to make you incapable of judging your children objectively... it's sad to hear a (probably) good relationship ended because some little snotrag said "fuck you" to you and you reacted appropriately. Are you still in contact with her at all? How long ago was this?

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2012 01:06:00 No.10722052 Report

Quoted By:

>>10713772
>3:38-3:56
I can't really find a reaction image that describes how hard I laughed when I heard this, but here's some Obama anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2012 01:13:00 No.10722126 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2012 01:14:00 No.10722133 Report

Quoted By:

>>10718936
>"Dude, this kid at my table wants water but their parents told them their only choices were coke or Dr. Pepper"

WHAT
thats fucking child abuse right there
No wonder kids are fat nowadays...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2012 02:28:00 No.10722964 Report

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Holy fuck someone needs to put up the doctress pepper story up on fattiesgonnafat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2012 03:42:00 No.10723992 Report

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>>10713498

FUCK I'm so happy not to be around fatfuck military types trying to sabotage my diet and workout plans

>tfw I got a 300 on my PT test

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2012 03:56:00 No.10724176 Report

Quoted By:

>>10720143
You need to start counting calories. Use this ... http://www.the1diet.com

Eating sans calorie counting is barbaric. It's like driving blindfolded. And remember: Calorie-dense main courses will kill you; you need a very healthy main course and then a big dessert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2012 04:10:00 No.10724390 Report

Quoted By:

>>10711584
The Jerk Turkey and Chipotle Gouda sandwich from publix is the greatest thing I have ever eaten, it's too bad I don't live in florida

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