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!!A/uoGQaAy68 No.10923915 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Fat people stories time, try not to do reposts, everyone's read the fatty stuck to the couch story already.

>be riding subway after the gym
>standing against door since there are no seats
>woman with carriage and baby come in, no seats
>some guy gives up his seat for the lady, nice guy
>fatty that was standing up on the pole tries to take it
>everyone yells at fatty
>fatties gon' fat.


Bonus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6oblFIuWpk&feature=g-all-u&context=G2da0889FAAAAAAAAAAA