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!!FpnkXIBSGx6 No.10956344 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Today I stared at a man eating a burrito at the mall. I kept my gaze until he looked away, but then I kept staring and eventually he became visibly uncomfortable and left.

My transformation past alpha male to something even higher is nearly complete.

I will be answering questions on the alpha lifestyle and I'll try and give you a glimpse into my world. Don't ask me how to become an alpha male because it's genetic. You either are or you aren't.