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Anonymous !!d7IoFEwjC9w Fri 24 Feb 2012 07:54:00 No.11286867 View View Reply Original Report

/fit/ I need your help there's this 8/10 in my class asking me for fitness tips (she knows I work out obviously). How can I turn this conversation around to get her to go on a date with me and possibly let me fuck her

Pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 07:55:00 No.11286882 Report

Quoted By: >>11286889

Archaeologist etc.

>How about I show you how to Jerk & Clean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 07:55:00 No.11286886 Report

Quoted By: >>11287766

I LOL'd because i though you were troll. Bitch is dumb. Drop her. I DGAS how hot she is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 07:55:00 No.11286889 Report

Quoted By:

>>11286882
beat me to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 07:56:00 No.11286899 Report

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your glutes will get a nice workout when im clappin dem cheeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 07:56:00 No.11286902 Report

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>wanna go on a date sometime? we could have sex afterwards

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 07:57:00 No.11286913 Report

Quoted By:

>wanna go out lol jk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 07:57:00 No.11286922 Report

Quoted By:

she's asking you for advice, and then contradicting you

just tell her she's a retarded bitch. bitches love being called a retarded bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 07:58:00 No.11286936 Report

Quoted By:

>just do cardio on the bike and afterwards i can sniff and lick your sweat off the seat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 07:59:00 No.11286944 Report

Quoted By:

Sex with me is like running 27 marathons on your hands with a bomb chasing you
And you will get more protein afterwords then a spider jerking off 7 guys
.....Thats how I got my current gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 07:59:00 No.11286949 Report

Quoted By: >>11287141

>giving fitness advice to women
>telling them to lift weights

OP you desperately need to read this.

http://www.leighpeele.com/bulky-muscles-and-training-females-the-definition

Especially watch the video.

Women would rather be fat than "bulky", ok? It's like telling a man to take estrogen & increase his man-boobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:01:00 No.11286982 Report

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>h-hey d-do you have an archaeologist that, um, n-needs a bone? B-becau-um, I have a l-large examine, um... uh... nevermind, sorry

>p-please respond?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:01:00 No.11286986 Report

Quoted By: >>11287008

>that feel when she uses her newly acquired aesthetics that you grant her to fuck every other guy except you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:02:00 No.11287004 Report

Quoted By: >>11287024 >>11287040 >>11287131

Oh god for a second my heart stopped when I noticed the name was Becky

Seriously this chick Becky that I know had a bf, and me and her were making out in the park like a while ago.

Eh, I would of slept with her but she turned out to be overly damaged goods. So I stopped talking to her.

OP where you from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:03:00 No.11287008 Report

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>>11286986
Oh shit this so hard. But seriously op just get you some cajones and ask her if she would like to join you to the gym one day and show her some fitness tips.... and of course it wouldnt be complete without getting sexual as you show her your fitness tips. IE Getting behind her and showing her the proper position for a deadlift etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:04:00 No.11287024 Report

Quoted By: >>11287060

>>11287004
having sex with another brah's bitch is not cool brah, not cool
you did good

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:05:00 No.11287040 Report

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>>11287004

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:06:00 No.11287057 Report

Quoted By: >>11287070 >>11287085 >>11287119 >>11287258 >>11287266

C'mon guys, actually give me a hand here.

And I'm from California.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:06:00 No.11287060 Report

Quoted By: >>11287131

>>11287024

>implying I wouldn't of fucked her even if she did have a bf

Seriously this bitch had TWO boyfriends, one wanna-be gangster and the other was some fucking faggy cultist, who had a club house where they'd all go battle pokemon in some gay ass cage match and fucking jerk each other off after.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:07:00 No.11287070 Report

Quoted By: >>11287131

>>11287057

>California.

phew, crises averted

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:08:00 No.11287085 Report

Quoted By: >>11287141

>>11287057
tell her to at least do squats because it gives her a nice /hm/ ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:10:00 No.11287119 Report

Quoted By: >>11287161 >>11287178

>>11287057
dumb bitches are dumb.
>friend that is a girl asks me for advice to get in better shape
>I give her advice
>she becomes my gym buddy
>she gets dat ass from squats
>I ask her out
>we've been going out for 3years now
>our only arguments are about who gets ontop after going to the gym

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:11:00 No.11287131 Report

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>>11287070
>>11287060
>>11287004
how about you get the fuck out of here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:12:00 No.11287141 Report

Quoted By: >>11287223

>>11287085

My god it's like you guys have 50 IQ. Have you ever in your life seen a woman doing squats? Read this & MAYBE you'll understand something >>11286949

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:12:00 No.11287143 Report

Quoted By: >>11287200 >>11287291

People don't take radical-sounding advice from people they don't know. Drop it for now in a way like

>Okay, I'm telling you ... but it's your choice, I guess.

Then change the subject.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:13:00 No.11287161 Report

Quoted By: >>11287211

>>11287119

Nothing has ever not happened more than this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:13:00 No.11287162 Report

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/fit/ gives shitty advice for things like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:14:00 No.11287178 Report

Quoted By: >>11287211

>>11287119
And then you woke up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:15:00 No.11287188 Report

Quoted By:

OP say please respond

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:15:00 No.11287193 Report

Quoted By:

Why is this bitch asking you for advice and then telling you she will keep doing what she thinks she should be dooing.

>women

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:16:00 No.11287199 Report

Quoted By: >>11287222

women naturally dont have the testosterone level to get big, at least not in the same level that men do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:16:00 No.11287200 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287143
best advice, honestly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:16:00 No.11287211 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287178
>>11287161
u mad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:17:00 No.11287222 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287199
Preaching to the choir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:18:00 No.11287223 Report

Quoted By: >>11287261

>>11287141
do you really expect me to read all that shit.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:18:00 No.11287232 Report

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tell her "I'll go to the gym with you if you go out on a date with me" then go to the gym and tell her what she wants to hear in terms of BS. IDK how close you are to her, but if you are more than acquaintances and she seems responsive in person it should work
but
>not asking her in person

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:18:00 No.11287235 Report

Quoted By: >>11287293

stop trying to tell her what to do you twat, she doesn't want to do squats and deadlifts

you're going to get nowhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:20:00 No.11287258 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287057
>says its really good for you
>doesnt say why
>keeps using 4 word sentences

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:20:00 No.11287261 Report

Quoted By: >>11287327

>>11287223

Well at least now you know how women feel when you try to show them logical arguments.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:20:00 No.11287266 Report

Quoted By: >>11287287

>>11287057

Tell her to do low weights, high reps. This will tone her muscles, and not bulk her up. Shoot for 14-20 reps, just so she can feel a light burn. Tell her it'll actually burn fat in the targeted area.

Target all of her areas too. Ya know what I mean bra?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:22:00 No.11287283 Report

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Tell her squats = dat ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:22:00 No.11287287 Report

Quoted By: >>11287294 >>11287296

>>11287266
it wont burn fat in the targeted areas...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:22:00 No.11287291 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287143
This, OP.
If she thinks that lifting one day will turn her into a bodybuilder, just drop her.
If I were you, I'd reply with
>I'm gonna do my lifts tomorrow, you're welcome to come. But don't waste my time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:23:00 No.11287293 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287235
how the fuck is he telling her what to do? he's just saying weightlifting would be good for her when she ask

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:23:00 No.11287294 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287287

She won't know that fool

You expect to get pussy by telling the truth to all bitches? Please

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:23:00 No.11287296 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287287
exactly
over your head, brah?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:25:00 No.11287327 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287261
you really think I'm going to read all that.

you can smell the bullshit a hundred thousand terahertz away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:26:00 No.11287334 Report

Quoted By: >>11287352 >>11287356 >>11287366 >>11287367 >>11287368 >>11287387 >>11287396 >>11287402 >>11287406 >>11287408 >>11287430 >>11287432 >>11287517

Why do I even come here for advice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:28:00 No.11287352 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287334
inb4 "what are you trying to say? my ass isn't nice?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:28:00 No.11287356 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287334
HAHAHAHAHAHA you said that?
you done goofed, bra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:29:00 No.11287366 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287334

>inb4 OP gets laid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:29:00 No.11287367 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287334
you're a faggot.

just make squats sound hard and that you can get her to where she wants to be physically however you will need to see her technique and where is she physically is at the moment.

then say you will help her for free because personal trainers are expensive and I know what I am talking about because I look good (assuming you weren't being a lying faggot)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:29:00 No.11287368 Report

Quoted By: >>11287406

>>11287334
Should have said sexyer you faggot. ya blew it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:30:00 No.11287387 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287334

You're an idiot. I guess some people have to learn things the hard way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:30:00 No.11287394 Report

Quoted By:

>please respond

bitches love that shit

Eponymous

Eponymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:30:00 No.11287396 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287334

I actually think he's going about this the right way. If she says 'so my ass isn't sexy?' as a bullshit test, don't back out and go aw no your ass is great, say 'it could be better if you do what I say'. Soz about grammar, it's shit because I'm typing quickly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:31:00 No.11287402 Report

Quoted By: >>11287415

>>11287334

Because you're a faggot and think /fit/ is your personal blog

you also don't know shit all, and you are trying to convince someone on things you don't understand or explain so you are trying to pass of what people on here say to make you sound knowledgeable

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:31:00 No.11287406 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287368
>>11287334
OP didnt blew it
just joke about it
if she's not sensitive and knows you like to joke around say that it will fix her saggy ass and make her attractive

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:31:00 No.11287408 Report

Quoted By: >>11287424

>>11287334
looks good, I would agree with that other fag, that you should just invite her and stop trying to have this retarded conversation

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:32:00 No.11287415 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287402
OP is just trying to get laid. give him a break

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:33:00 No.11287424 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287408
Yeah, just text her and be like
I'm going to the gym on such n such day, come if you'd like.
Don't give her the slightest impression you give a fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:33:00 No.11287430 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287334
>Not replying with "listen you little shit, you won't turn into Arnold from lifting 20 lbs for 30 minutes. I'm done with you. Don't call me."
>you dun goof'd, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:33:00 No.11287432 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287334
Eh, I probably would've said something similar along those lines...but depends on how well I knew her and how much flirting we had done.

Otherwise might've come off too harsh

>waiting on response

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:34:00 No.11287438 Report

Quoted By:

this is refreshing actually
usually op is to beta to say something like that

Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:35:00 No.11287454 Report

Quoted By:

how fucking autistic are you people? fucking fine response. fuck off of /fit/ though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:35:00 No.11287458 Report

Quoted By: >>11287474

just tell her the difference between fit and skinnyfat
then tell her to work out with you so you can show her the different lifts
or don't, whatever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:37:00 No.11287474 Report

Quoted By: >>11287493

>>11287458
where does skinnyfat come into play?
you want a fat ass bra no i talm bout?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:39:00 No.11287491 Report

Quoted By: >>11287497 >>11287501 >>11287505 >>11287506 >>11287510 >>11287511 >>11287513 >>11287526 >>11287529 >>11287536 >>11287539 >>11287542 >>11287562 >>11287577 >>11287601 >>11287630 >>11287824

Shit what do I do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:39:00 No.11287493 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287474
"you shouldn't just be concerned with numbers dropping on the scale. doing nothing but cardio and eating less will make you skinnyfat and you'll look flabby and useless. incorporate at least light weight lifting into your routine and you'll look great"
or something to that affect

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:40:00 No.11287497 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287491
"well..they do"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:40:00 No.11287501 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287491

i make irrelevant posts for my own amusement !!d7IoFEwjC9w

i make irrelevant posts for my own amusement !!d7IoFEwjC9w Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:41:00 No.11287505 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287491
not taking my fucking advice is rude, you snobby know-it-all stuck up cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:41:00 No.11287506 Report

Quoted By: >>11287528 >>11287550 >>11287614 >>11287762

>>11287491
wasn't trying to be. So, want to come to the gym tomorrow?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:41:00 No.11287510 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287491
OP i know you're freaking out, but it is CRUCIAL that you stick to what you said. make her feel silly for taking offense.
if you do anything else you will ruin the convo and paint yourself beta forever in her eyes

that said, don't say anything that actually IS rude though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:41:00 No.11287511 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287491
Well any advice you give her now won't get through to her.
Conversation over.

>women
>get furious over jokes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:41:00 No.11287513 Report

Quoted By: >>11287532

>>11287491
"sorry, i'm just trying to give you some incentive to lift weights"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:41:00 No.11287517 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287334

> Why do I even come here for advice.

We were wondering the same thing. It's called /fit/, not /helpsomeretardgetlaid/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:42:00 No.11287526 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287491
if you want to fuck her, stop being such a condescending dick to her. maybe that would help. she seems interested and you're just ruining the conversation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:42:00 No.11287528 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287506
>>11287506
>>11287506
>>11287506
this please
for your sake

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:42:00 No.11287529 Report

Quoted By: >>11287578

>>11287491

wow seriously? Don't worry, you're not the one at fault, she is. She's just a serious bitch.

Also, say this
>not really, strong girls are hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:42:00 No.11287532 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287513
too add to that.
"if you just do cardio, you will be skinny but flabby. if you lift, you will be skinny and toned (bitches love getting toned)

Brononymous

Brononymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:42:00 No.11287534 Report

Quoted By:

>wanna clamp chimps?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:42:00 No.11287536 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287491

She's an idiot and you're an idiot. There's your in. Now go make stupid babies with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:43:00 No.11287539 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287491

at least she responded

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:43:00 No.11287542 Report

Quoted By: >>11287604 >>11287616

>>11287491
>why?

then she will reply with a reason why. probably because you implied that her ass isn't sexy. so then you can say well idk i haven't got a good look at it, send a pic. then post the pic here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:43:00 No.11287550 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287506
Essentially this.

Play it off that it's what squats do.
Then tell her you can teach her how to lift and shit.

How much have you even flirted with this girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:44:00 No.11287562 Report

Quoted By: >>11287588

>>11287491

Forgive yourself you dumbass. You were wayyy too direct, and now you seem like a creepy fag.

"Aww man, sorry about that. Didn't mean to come off too strong. It's just girls don't really get huge from lifting, they get really toned."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:44:00 No.11287564 Report

Quoted By:

>that was kind of rude
...it's like people are terrified of sexuality or something
>u.s.
oh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:46:00 No.11287576 Report

Quoted By:

>trying to teach a woman something
>trying to teach someone fitness
>both at the same time
This was a lost cause before it began

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:46:00 No.11287577 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287491

ask "how"

then she will undoubtedly respond with something revealing her low self confidence

then you tell her something along the lines of "you really shouldn't beat yourself up so bad, you're actually real cute"

she'll either still be mad about it and then ya dun goof'd

or she'll say "thanks:$:)" or some shit that will show she's obv intersted, at which point you ask her out already faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:46:00 No.11287578 Report

Quoted By: >>11287595 >>11287646 >>11287687

IGNORE ALL OF THESE SOFT FAGGOTS WHO HAVE NEVER TALKED TO A GIRL

take my advice OP >>11287529

Why should you? Because I know how girls work. You were giving her advice, her mood towards you is neutral. You said "besides, working out gives you a sexy ass", she took it the wrong way. Her mood towards you is distant. Now you have to reel her in, since she's "hooked". Don't say anything like "Sorry", she will lose all respect for you. If you say "not really, strong girls are hot", not only will you prove to her that what you said wasn't meant to sting, but also that you're NOT interested in her, saying that you have OPTIONS. Seriously, best advice you'll get

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:46:00 No.11287588 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287562
No way, why would he apologize? If anything he could meant that squats had given him a sexy ass.

Tell her "it's the truth" or "how?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:47:00 No.11287595 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287578
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:47:00 No.11287601 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287491
>rude
fuck this stupid unfunny cunt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:47:00 No.11287603 Report

Quoted By: >>11287608 >>11287610 >>11287613 >>11287619 >>11287620 >>11287621 >>11287623 >>11287624 >>11287625 >>11287631 >>11287636 >>11287646 >>11287651 >>11287695 >>11287722 >>11287841

Okok what now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:47:00 No.11287604 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287542
brilliant

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:48:00 No.11287608 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287603
>apologizing
You're fucked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:48:00 No.11287610 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287603

>it was a joke lol haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:48:00 No.11287611 Report

Quoted By:

>you can stop when you think you're getting too big. Say goodbye to your gains

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:48:00 No.11287613 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287603
"how about 4 oclock"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:48:00 No.11287614 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287506
PERFECT!

almost everyone else in here is a fucking autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:48:00 No.11287616 Report

Quoted By: >>11287827

>>11287542

> then she will reply with a reason why. probably because you implied that her ass isn't sexy.

If that's the case, then she:

1) Asked for advice then rejected it. Repeatedly.

2) Turned herself into a victim of a factual statement.

In this case, she is a FUCKING RETARD and a totally self-absorbed cunt. Run, OP, run.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:49:00 No.11287619 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287603
YOU GOOFD IT YOU FUCK, YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO APOLOGISE. GOD.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:49:00 No.11287620 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287603
>lol haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:49:00 No.11287621 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287603
>>11287603

every single thing this bitch says is extremely annoying

not worth it imo

Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:49:00 No.11287623 Report

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>>11287603
>apologizing, and
>apologizing immediately

Son...

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:49:00 No.11287624 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287603
>lol haha
>sorry
>lol again
of all the...

okay then OP
Fuck you.
I'm not posting again, I'm going to sit here and watch you fuck yourself over

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:49:00 No.11287625 Report

Quoted By: >>11287648

>>11287603

"lol naw i'll be checking it out though"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:49:00 No.11287630 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287491
Is she fucking retarded?

>Squats give you a great ass
>YOU'RE BEING RUDE

Fucking leave that girl alone or just be straight up with her...that's stuck up reaction if you unintentionally imply her ass isn't fantastic and amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:49:00 No.11287631 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287603
>sorry
>you fucked up.

I'm out this thread. No more hope for OP.

Fucking retard. You really should have just replied with "how" so you then could've talked about her ass.

Garland !iiA80eLVpY

Garland !iiA80eLVpY Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:50:00 No.11287636 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287603
jesus christ youre gonna have to coddel this one

she has no self esteem

or she's just a cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:50:00 No.11287646 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287603

>>11287578 (this is me)

of fuck just kill yourself OP, you don't know fucking diddley shit about talking to girls. How could you fuck that up SO EASILY. "Lol sorry I didn't mean to offend you, I'm just a massive fucking faggot who can't play with a girls emotions".

....you might be able to save this by saying "but you have a nice ass (:"

you might.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:50:00 No.11287648 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287625

go for dat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:50:00 No.11287649 Report

Quoted By:

Don't get with a chick you can't poke fun at OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:51:00 No.11287651 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287603
>Apologizing for an innocent comment that she took the wrong way.
>Shit tyrone, what are you doing.jpg

Also
>lol haha
People hate that shit man, quit it. She doesn't even write that in her texts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:51:00 No.11287658 Report

Quoted By:

ITT: beta moment in progress

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:51:00 No.11287664 Report

Quoted By: >>11287691

POST PICS OF THIS CUNT

please

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:52:00 No.11287667 Report

Quoted By:

next post will be hilarious
i'm laughing at you op
do you hear that?
you will NOT get laid
you faggot
I hope you take this post personally

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:52:00 No.11287673 Report

Quoted By:

>>11286867
>no joke

gangster furhooded uggs-wearing cunt detected

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:52:00 No.11287675 Report

Quoted By:

This thread is fucking great

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:53:00 No.11287677 Report

Quoted By:

Best thread on /fit/ right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:53:00 No.11287682 Report

Quoted By:

SHES NEGGING YOU JACKASS

YOU CANT DROP A LINE LIKE THAT AND THEN APOLOGIZE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:53:00 No.11287687 Report

Quoted By:

You guys are dumbasses. That was a classic Shit Test. Most girls and hot girls in general do that crap completely unconsciously. It is the way they figure out if you're Alpha or not.

Guaraunteed beta responses are to apologize or react like a chump. Best response is to agree and amplify. This fucking anon right here told you how: >>11287578

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:54:00 No.11287691 Report

>>11287664
no. I know how 4chan backtraces shit expecially with facebook. I ain't Fallon for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:55:00 No.11287694 Report

Quoted By: >>11287738 >>11287804

Reply with

>I wasn't implying whether you had a nice ass or
>not. I was just saying that for me squats had >helped me get a nicer ass. There's a ton of other >benefits, like a strong core and firmer chest >area. If you want cardio info, I'm the wrong guy >to ask. If you want help becoming more fit than >all those cardio girls, I'm your guy :)

Give that smiley at the end. Bitches love smileys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:55:00 No.11287695 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287603
op, you fucked up. she will never be yours. you will be alone forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:55:00 No.11287699 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691
*fallin. Posting this shit from my phone. Fuck autocorrect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:55:00 No.11287701 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691
this thread is a troll, it has to be

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:55:00 No.11287702 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691

!OATZZhAKok

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Quoted By:

>>11287691

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:55:00 No.11287708 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:56:00 No.11287718 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691
It's time to kill yourself OP.

I suggest you sniff brotein farts until it kills you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:56:00 No.11287719 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691
I'm cringing man. Enjoy never tasting her sweet pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:56:00 No.11287720 Report

Quoted By: >>11287989

>>11287691
Stop prefacing all your fucking posts with "Lol" or "Haha." It pretty much shows indecision on your part, giving the impressing that you're not making any strong/confident statements. So if she calls you out, you'll immediately be like "Lol I was just kidding." Stop half-stepping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:56:00 No.11287722 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287603
tell her this exactly "I'm not gonna get into a retarded fight with you because you take offense to a comment relevant to your goals, you asked me for help, and I'm giving you some, come to the gym tomorrow if you really want fitness tips, if not, don't waste my time"

If she doesn't answer, she isn't interested, she's sounding like a stubborn fucking bitch though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:56:00 No.11287723 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691
and this just gets worse and worse

i make irrelevant posts for my own amusement !!d7IoFEwjC9w

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i make irrelevant posts for my own amusement !!d7IoFEwjC9w Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:56:00 No.11287724 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw OP is more beta than me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:56:00 No.11287725 Report

Quoted By:

What you should have said: "I'm not sure how that's rude - squats give you a sexy ass. It's a fact."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:56:00 No.11287727 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:56:00 No.11287728 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691
Congratulations, OP.
This girl came to you because she saw you as someone worth coming to for advice. You weren't beyond saving, but with that last post you have succeeded in painting yourself as a clown to this girl.

Enjoy fucking your hand tonight while someone who knows what they're doing will be fucking her instead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:56:00 No.11287729 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691
>i'll be checking it out though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:57:00 No.11287738 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287694

This is either a troll or someone who has never been laid. Responding with a fucking paragraph to a girl's one or two lines looks utterly tryhard. OP may have saved it with the "checking out your ass" line though.

And smiley faces make you look like a gelded faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:57:00 No.11287741 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:57:00 No.11287744 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691
pics are only "backtraced" if you don't change the file name and it still has facebook id. just rename it something else and it's fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:58:00 No.11287751 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691
>lol naw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:58:00 No.11287753 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:59:00 No.11287761 Report

Quoted By:

I'm out. This thread is giving me flashbacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:59:00 No.11287762 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287506

This is going to be your best reply OP. I lol'ed hardcore at her response though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:59:00 No.11287765 Report

Quoted By:

>lol naw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:59:00 No.11287766 Report

Quoted By:

>>11286886
Virgin. I bet my ass on it

inb4 message along the lines of "come at me brah i banged 6 chicks at the same time cos I really want you not to think that I'm some sorta loser...yunno"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:59:00 No.11287767 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691

>mfw OP actually said it

oh man, this is gonna be good

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:59:00 No.11287770 Report

Quoted By:

best thread i've seem in a while
thanks OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 08:59:00 No.11287773 Report

Quoted By: >>11287795 >>11287799 >>11287823 >>11287845 >>11287882

***SINCE OP IS A LOST CAUSE***

I wanna clap this bitch's cheeks. We've hung out quite a few times and we had a picnic on Wednesday. It's faggy, but chicks like dumb shit. I don't want to be a beta, half-stepping faggot like OP, so what's the best way to phrase that I like her and wanna get with her.

She invited me to smoke some hookah on Saturday, maybe that'd be a good, relaxing environment?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:00:00 No.11287777 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691

OP just give up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:00:00 No.11287781 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691
>>11287691
>>11287691
>>11287691

show's over. op is a fag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:00:00 No.11287782 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691
You try way too hard, son, and you know it's true and so does she. She's into pitymode right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:00:00 No.11287788 Report

Quoted By:

Someone archive this shit

I haven't seen a trainwreck this bad

Has to be a troll, NO WAY THIS IS REAL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:01:00 No.11287792 Report

Quoted By: >>11287813

OP did well, what the hell is the problem here?
I wanna see how this goes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:01:00 No.11287795 Report

Quoted By: >>11287814

>>11287773
She knows you like her, now just seal the deal.

Accipiter !DedLftValY

Accipiter !DedLftValY Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:01:00 No.11287797 Report

Quoted By:

Please tell me she's replied.

Andron !!wqU2xFOYVr2

Andron !!wqU2xFOYVr2 Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:01:00 No.11287799 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287773
"since you're already sucking away at that pipe..."
*unzip pants*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:01:00 No.11287804 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287694

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:02:00 No.11287811 Report

Quoted By:

ARCHIEVE THIS SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:02:00 No.11287813 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287792
>OP did well

You've got to be kidding me. He WAS doing fine, until he made a perfectly legitimate comment ('squats will give you a sexy ass'), was chastised for no apparent reason, and fucking apologized. Bitch is insecure, OP is indecisive and lets himself get pushed around, the whole thing is fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:02:00 No.11287814 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287795
Alright. I might ask her to grab some lunch tomorrow, and make sure we're still set to smoke this shit on Sat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:02:00 No.11287815 Report

This ain't over till I say it's over.

Help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:02:00 No.11287816 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691
If she think you're a creep, just say a friend took your phone for the last message

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:03:00 No.11287821 Report

Quoted By:

dear god post results to that hilarious reply

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:03:00 No.11287823 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287773

she's obv into you so theres only one thing left to do

do the naked man. invite her over or go to her place, and when she uses the bathroom get completely naked and wait for her to come back into the room

chicks dig the naked man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:03:00 No.11287824 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287491
>>11287691
>>11287691
>>11287691
>>11287691
You........no nothing.

Enjoy your hand.

Nvm I can't hold it

OP this bitch is obviously insecure and shy if you tell her she has a nice ass she'll be intimidated instead tell her "nah you have a better BODY (not ass) than most of the girls here (in this university,school, rehab etc)"

Listen to me and I'll grant you a safe passage to her vagina. But my gf is coming soon so hurry up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:03:00 No.11287825 Report

Quoted By:

OP now is the time to type "please respond" it's the only way

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:03:00 No.11287827 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287616
This.

Fucking her isn't worth your time and effort imo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:03:00 No.11287828 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815
Oh Dear Lord

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:03:00 No.11287830 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815
"I'm sorry. I just meant to say that you're beautiful :3"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:03:00 No.11287834 Report

Quoted By: >>11287896

>>11287815
Ok so I'll see you at __

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:03:00 No.11287835 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815

>knock it off

Yo, seriously, just tell her to fuck off man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:03:00 No.11287836 Report

Quoted By: >>11287928

>>11287815
"jest letting u noe ur hot"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:04:00 No.11287837 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287691

>pls respond

DO IT FAGGOT!!!!!!!

Andron !!wqU2xFOYVr2

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Andron !!wqU2xFOYVr2 Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:04:00 No.11287838 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815
aw shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:04:00 No.11287840 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815
oh my god, i see no conceivable way to fix this. don't reply anymore, OP, delete her number from your phone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:04:00 No.11287841 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287603

>it was a joke lol haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:04:00 No.11287843 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815
OP YOU STILL HAVE HOPE
KEEP TRYING DON'T GIVE UP EVER ON A GIRL

EVER

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:04:00 No.11287845 Report

Quoted By: >>11287884

>>11287773

First thing, If you've been on 3 dates with this girl and you haven't done anything with her you pretty much don't have a shot.

Next, you need to be straight up with her. There isn't a magical line that will make her panties drop. You need to keep her laughing and drop it when shes smiling. If she says no, don't shell up, but continue to make her laugh and then ask again. If she says no still, then respect her decision and move on. One of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard about dealing with chicks is "change her mood, not her mind".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:04:00 No.11287847 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815
>offf
She wants to fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:04:00 No.11287850 Report

Quoted By: >>11287945

>>11287815
>extra f's
i can't believe she's still responding
you're right, it can be saved
however, YOURE not worth the effort of helping you aspie piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:04:00 No.11287852 Report

Quoted By:

This was a huge fail from the beginning. The first thing you should have said was "lifting weights doesn't give you huge muscles, taking steroids does."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:05:00 No.11287858 Report

Quoted By:

OP DISREGARD ANYTHING ELSE A GIVE HER A SIMPLE:

"Look i'm just kidding. If I really hurt your feelings, let me make it up to you with dinner."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:05:00 No.11287860 Report

Quoted By: >>11287871 >>11287876 >>11287887 >>11287923 >>11287943

>"Are you always so uptight?"

Do it, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:05:00 No.11287861 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815
>i like your butt.... i want to touch it.

just say that and everything will be ok.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:05:00 No.11287864 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815

Reply:

>time for sex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:05:00 No.11287868 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815

>This ain't over till I say it's over.

OMG YOU'RE AWESOME KEEP IT UP

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:05:00 No.11287869 Report

Quoted By:

please respond

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:06:00 No.11287871 Report

Quoted By: >>11287887

>>11287860
>>11287860
>>11287860
>>11287860
>>11287860
this. bitch needs told

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:06:00 No.11287873 Report

Quoted By:

OP isn't necessarily dead yet. Let's see the response. OP, if she shows any signs of willingness to go to the gym with you then you need to have us help you out before you go all loose cannon again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:06:00 No.11287875 Report

Quoted By:

Somebody salvage this trainwreck, I can't bear this anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:06:00 No.11287876 Report

Quoted By: >>11287894

>>11287860
this OP, put her on the defensive

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:06:00 No.11287877 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815

"yeah im being a douche, youre actually really cute though so lets go to a movie tomorrow night. its on me"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:06:00 No.11287878 Report

Quoted By:

OP, you need to end this convo now. Tell her you're going to bed or some shit. End with telling her, not asking her to meet you at the gym.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:06:00 No.11287881 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815
It's time... "wanna go out, lol jk..." followed by a "pls respond".
There are no alternatives at this point. u dun goofed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:06:00 No.11287882 Report

Quoted By: >>11287905

>>11287773

Don't be a dumbass and make a move like unzipping your pants and asking her to smoke on your "pipe". That shit is overt, and a girl's desire to not be a slut will most times keep her from doing it even if she wants to get banged hard. YMMV

The best move is to start with something overt, like telling her you want to shotgun smoke into her mouth. Start slow. It is sexual, but it isn't just whipping it out and demanding her to start sucking. It's foreplay. Bitches love when shit "just happens" because then they can rationalize that they aren't sluts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:07:00 No.11287884 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287845
Well not dates, but like... hanging out. It's fucking faggy high school bullshit bro. We're seniors.
>hurr durr 18 year old senior here.

I'm leaving for college after the summer, I basically wanna clap the cheeks until then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:07:00 No.11287886 Report

Quoted By: >>11287936

FOR FUCK'S SAKE OP, READING YOUR TEXTS HURT

>Mention lifting weights burns more calories than cardio
>Benefits of lifting weights for women include, but not limited to: fuller, perkier breasts, uplifted round butt, more youthful skin, no need for starvation to aquire the same look cardio would give you
> FUCKING, USE THE WORD TONED OF YOU HAVE TO, FUCK!

Your welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:07:00 No.11287887 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287860
This.

nothing but this is worth saying now.

>>11287871
>>11287871
>>11287871
>>11287860
>>11287860
>>11287860
>>11287860

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:07:00 No.11287889 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815
>lets go get a drink and talk about this, i find it hard to explain through text

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:07:00 No.11287891 Report

Quoted By:

>this is the closest /fit/ will ever get to talking to a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:07:00 No.11287894 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287876
if you put her on the defense this causes conflict.
this is good.
she will be trying for you.
you worthless fuck up but 10/10 been laughing this whole time. I tried giving you good advice man, just take it.. Lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:08:00 No.11287895 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815

Oh lawd she's obviously
a) a fat cunt for being offended.
b) a mental wreck who's ashamed of her sexuality.

a = hands off. b = OH EXPLOITABLE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:08:00 No.11287896 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287834
>>11287834
>>11287834
>>11287834
>>11287834

THIS, FAGGOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:08:00 No.11287897 Report

Quoted By:

she used 3 f's that just means she's being playful
go for broke

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:08:00 No.11287901 Report

Quoted By:

n-nothin but guts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:08:00 No.11287902 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eABvw-aNZ5E

just saw this episode earlier, had to post

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:08:00 No.11287903 Report

Quoted By: >>11287956

>>11287815

"you really don't need to be so insecure, i'm not playing ur mad sexy and i mean that, and that i would check out ur ass lol. wanna go to a movie tomorrow"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:08:00 No.11287905 Report

Quoted By: >>11287964

>>11287882
>shotgunning hookah smoke

It's not like we're getting high and I'm giving her THC smoke, it's just hookah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:09:00 No.11287919 Report

Quoted By:

>I'll knock YOU off

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:09:00 No.11287923 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287860

This. No exceptions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:09:00 No.11287925 Report

Quoted By:

b-b-back that ass up...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:10:00 No.11287928 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287836
>>11287836
>>11287836
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:10:00 No.11287930 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815
>>11287815

"Yea, I'll knocking off candles from the headboard my tomorrow after our little workout session, right? ;-)"

DO. IT. FOR. THE. LULZ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:10:00 No.11287935 Report

Quoted By: >>11287946

ITS GAME OVER OP THERES ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO

"yo im playin if u waz a triangle youd be acute one :)"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:11:00 No.11287936 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287886
>>11287886
>Toned

...in any other situation, i would say fuck off summerfag. but if this bitch really is this uptight, use it i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:11:00 No.11287937 Report

Quoted By:

"dont worry, lifting weights tends to ease uptightness."

ALPHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:11:00 No.11287940 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815
"well you wont get in my pants with that attitude"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:11:00 No.11287943 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287860
This.

Or "sorry, my stupid friend took my phone and did that. So you want to go to the gym on _____day?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:11:00 No.11287944 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815
> Well i assume that's how your friends have such great asses

This.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:11:00 No.11287945 Report

>>11287850
fuck you, I'm less beta than you. At least I have the balls to talk to a chick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:11:00 No.11287946 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287935
Oh God this... Please OP, start messing with her, do every awful pick up line you can man. This is just too good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:11:00 No.11287948 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815
respond with:

Ok, but seriously, what time works best for you? how about <insert whenever you normally work out>, or <insert a time you think she'll be free>

(this comes from selling shit door to door, CLOSE THE FUCKING DEAL)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:11:00 No.11287951 Report

Quoted By:

>Just sayin when I be hittin dat from the back I want it to feel like I'm hittin a rock not a pool of jello

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:11:00 No.11287952 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945
yeeeh that's my boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:12:00 No.11287953 Report

Quoted By:

Oh god this thread is fuckin awesome. Thank you /fit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:12:00 No.11287954 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945
>>11287945
>>11287945
HAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA RETARD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:12:00 No.11287955 Report

Quoted By:

Should have used the archaeologist line OP. You didn't use it and look where it got you? Also
>not saying"please respond"
How else will the bitch know you're interested?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:12:00 No.11287956 Report

Quoted By:

Do not say this
>>11287903
"Sorry I didn't think you would get offended. Just let me take you out sometime. I won't even let you see me check you out :P"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:12:00 No.11287957 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945
that's actually pretty decent, OP. It casts her as the problematic one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:12:00 No.11287962 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945
FUCKING HELL don't get defensive with her. unless you already gave up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:12:00 No.11287964 Report

Quoted By: >>11287983

>>11287905

This is the problem with you /fit/ aspies. You think every response from a girl is like some logical shit that one of your bros told you.

"Cannot shotgun hookah smoke.. Does. Not. Compute."

WHO FUCKING CARES

A girl is just looking for an excuse to fuck you.
Give her one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:12:00 No.11287968 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945

THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL YOU COULD MUSTER UP? YOU'RE JUST JOKING??

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:12:00 No.11287969 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:13:00 No.11287970 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945

No
I refuse to believe it

you can't actually be this retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:13:00 No.11287971 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945

WHY WOULD YOU JOKE ABOUT CHECKING OUT HER ASS

NOW SHE'S DEFINITELY THINKING YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF HER ASS AND BY EXTENSION HER LOOKS WHICH IS ALL A GIRL CARES ABOUT

YA DUN GOOF'D OP

ASK TO CLAP DEM CHEEKS AND TELL HER IF SHE WAS A TRIANGLE SHE'D BE ACUTE ONE AND MAYBE SHES AN ARCHAEOLOGIST BECAUSE YOU GOT A LARGE BONE THAT NEEDS TO BE EXAMINED

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:13:00 No.11287973 Report

Quoted By: >>11287999

>>11287945
>Chill, I'm just joking

so when is your castration OP?
you just handed your balls over to her in every reply

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:13:00 No.11287974 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:13:00 No.11287975 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287815
"my dicks hard as a phallic rock
you got those J-Lo hips and shes from the block

and Ima hit that 'till you're yellin' stop
I should remind you that my dick is hard as rooock

YM"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:13:00 No.11287977 Report

Quoted By:

Bro its taking you 10 minuets to send each text. Too slow. Shes going to stop responding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:13:00 No.11287980 Report

Quoted By: >>11287995

dude turn this shit around, tell her to come to the gym with you, dont ask

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:13:00 No.11287983 Report

Quoted By: >>11288017 >>11288029

>>11287964
alright, alright. so how do i bring it up then? "hey, wanna shotgun this smoke?" or what the fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:13:00 No.11287984 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:14:00 No.11287986 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945

>went from sending you long ass messages 2 in a row.
>now barely a line

you dun goofed op
tell her you have a workout to continue

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:14:00 No.11287987 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:14:00 No.11287989 Report

Quoted By:

This text: >>11287945
Was predicted by this post: >>11287720

Confirmed for beta as fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:14:00 No.11287994 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945
just send her this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:14:00 No.11287995 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287980

he already asked

op is just a fucking dumbass if not trolling

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:14:00 No.11287999 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287973
This isn't even that bad, it's second to telling her she's uptight. He implied it, and from her last over-reaction, I'd think she'll pick it up.

Atlas !!k+KNdbXljLy

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Atlas !!k+KNdbXljLy Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:14:00 No.11288001 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945

why are you even trying OP? she sounds like a cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:15:00 No.11288004 Report

Quoted By: >>11288089

>>11287945
OP you fucking blew it.

She's an insecure shy girl you don't tell her you'll check her ass. You tell her "lol why? you have a better body (BODY not ass you imply)
>body
than most of the girls in this university/school/college/rehab

Follow my steps and i'll grant you a safe passage into her wet warm garden.

Hurry up, cos my gf will be here and we'll snort some coke and fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:15:00 No.11288005 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945
"so listen, come by the gym at ___ tomorrow and i'll give you some tips"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:15:00 No.11288008 Report

Quoted By:

I've been lol'ing my ass off at this thread.

Fucking virgin OP...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:15:00 No.11288012 Report

Quoted By:

OP, you're beta enough to do this:

>"omg lol my friend took my phone im so sory"
>"so let's go to the gym?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:15:00 No.11288013 Report

Quoted By:

I fucking hate you OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:15:00 No.11288015 Report

Quoted By: >>11288049

GIVE HER 2 TIMES YOU'RE FREE TOMORROW, GIVE HER THE CHOICE TO PICK ONE OF THE TWO TIMES, FUCKING WORK OUT WITH HER

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:15:00 No.11288017 Report

Quoted By: >>11288034

>>11287983
retard. try "come here"
god. I hate you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:16:00 No.11288029 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287983

No, never ask a girl if she "wants to do something". Never ever ask for compliance or permission. If a girl says she doesn't want something, then stop, but otherwise always take initiative.

Just straight up fucking tell her, and do it without flinching, stuttering or feeling unsure.

Say: "Hey, have you ever shotgunned before? I've never done it."

She will get what is going on here. Tell her to show you how.

Do it a few times, joke around and be like, "I'm not sure I got it.."

Then proceed to make out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:16:00 No.11288030 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945

THATS IT

NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS, THREAD OVER

OP ENJOY YOUR HAND TONIGHT YOU ASPIE FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:17:00 No.11288032 Report

Quoted By:

"i want to dim the lights and sing us songs full of sad things. i want to do the tango just for two"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:17:00 No.11288034 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288017
"come here"

followed by?
"open your mouth" and blow??

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:17:00 No.11288041 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945
>apologizing for being honest
what the fuck, OP
Just drop her.
Fuck her.
Fuck her attitude.
Fuck her bitchiness.
>nah, fuck off.
Do it, and continue lifting. With great strength comes greater wimminz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:17:00 No.11288042 Report

Quoted By:

You caused this conversation to go nowhere by not changing the topic in the last text. Now she can only reply with something in relation to your comment about her ass. I MAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:17:00 No.11288043 Report

Quoted By:

You're doing ok OP. Now make it about going to the gym one final time. Just ask her what time works best. If she answers with anything but a definite time then say whatever and tell her to let you know and don't talk to her until she does.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:17:00 No.11288045 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:17:00 No.11288046 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:17:00 No.11288048 Report

Quoted By:

"i can serenade and play on your heart strings and be your valentino just for you"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:17:00 No.11288049 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288015

give her a weekly forecast of all your availabilities, just in case

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:17:00 No.11288050 Report

Quoted By: >>11288098

>>11287945
"do you like daggers?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:18:00 No.11288055 Report

Quoted By:

"i'd like for you and i to go romancing, just say the word your wish is my command"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:18:00 No.11288057 Report

Quoted By:

OP did you brains fall out? TAKE THE OFFENSIVE. YOU ARE JUST SITTING THERE TAKING HER PUNCHES. FIGHT BACK YOU COWARD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:19:00 No.11288059 Report

Quoted By:

OP...How are you this retarded? Seriously? You shoulda just been like "I mean a sexy ass in general". AND YOU CONTINUED THIS FAR. Honestly though, I laughed so nicely. At this point you're fucked. try saying shit for the lulz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:19:00 No.11288062 Report

Quoted By:

if she somehow responds
say
You asked for advice, I was just telling you how to get toned glutes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:19:00 No.11288067 Report

Quoted By:

Thanks for keeping us updated OP. Please, stay safe. I'll be praying for you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:19:00 No.11288071 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:20:00 No.11288075 Report

Come on guys I'm not a lost cause yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:20:00 No.11288077 Report

Quoted By:

blew it the first time
should've said "not that your ass isnt sexy already, but i'm not one of those guys..."
start being interesting
you're just replying stupid shit
you need to give her open questions

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:20:00 No.11288079 Report

Quoted By:

OP sounds defensive, whereas the girl was just joking around as other astute anons have pointed out by using three 'fff's.

The best move was to continue teasing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:20:00 No.11288081 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075

HES GOT A CHANCE!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:20:00 No.11288082 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
oh oh wait a minute

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:20:00 No.11288086 Report

Quoted By:

Seeing as how OP already fucked up the conversation with the female, I'm hiding this thread. For shame, OP. 272 posts later and you dun fucked up. Your first mistake was over thinking it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:20:00 No.11288088 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
OH SHI-

OP, you just might be back on track.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:20:00 No.11288089 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288004
Now say

>Sorry if I offended you I didn't mean to mock you or anything. I just didn't think someone like you would feel insecure about their body.

Optional might help, might not:
at the end type
>I feel so awkward now I didn't mean to offend you

or something like that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:20:00 No.11288090 Report

Quoted By: >>11288105

OP, run a search for the biggest penis you can find and send it to her claiming its yours. See how she reacts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:21:00 No.11288092 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
go to her house

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:21:00 No.11288095 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075

>she wants to fuck

dont you fuck this up op

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:21:00 No.11288097 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075

OP YOU'RE HER FIRST!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:21:00 No.11288098 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288050

"because i have a large dirk that needs to be polished"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:21:00 No.11288099 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
>8/10
>Never heard a guy talk like that
Pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:21:00 No.11288101 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
"well i'm not your average dude"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:21:00 No.11288102 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
How the hell did that beta response work? Don't blow it now, OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:21:00 No.11288103 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
>>11288075
>>11288075

fuck. you're both fucking retarded. enjoy your retard romance. i hate you and your bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:21:00 No.11288104 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075

OMFG OP THE ELDER GODS HOLD A SPECIAL PLACE FOR YOU!

GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT WORKING OUT

DO IT NOW

ITS THE ONLY WAY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:21:00 No.11288105 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288090

THIS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:21:00 No.11288106 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
"want to hang out, right now"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:21:00 No.11288107 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
There is still hope.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:21:00 No.11288110 Report

Quoted By: >>11288152

>>11288075

THE ONLY PROPER FUCKING RESPONSE:

"Yeah, well, I'm not like other dudes."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:21:00 No.11288112 Report

Quoted By:

WHY DOES OP TAKES SO MUCH TO UPDATE
HE'S OBVIOUSLY TROLLING EVERYONE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:21:00 No.11288113 Report

Quoted By: >>11288128 >>11288158 >>11288164 >>11288215

>>11288075
tell her you're tired and need to go to sleep.

text her in the morning

bitches love waiting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:21:00 No.11288115 Report

Quoted By:

>>11287945
"shit. What am i doing. I just wanted to get you to come to the gym with me. I didn't mean to be a dick. :/"

Girls will not admit being wrong. Do not call her uptight. Get sympathy now and save it when you're with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:22:00 No.11288121 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
"but seriously you need a bigger ass"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:22:00 No.11288122 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
Come on man you just fell and got back up. You still may have a chance!!

Atlas !!k+KNdbXljLy

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Atlas !!k+KNdbXljLy Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:22:00 No.11288123 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075

how fucking old are you OP? how old is this bitch?

Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:22:00 No.11288124 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
FAKE FAKE FAKE
did I mention this is fake?
faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:22:00 No.11288126 Report

Quoted By: >>11288160

>hey one last thing, are you an archaelogist?

PLEASE OP might as well at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:22:00 No.11288127 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075

OP, seriously, end it here. You duped her into feeling bad and now you have a reason to get her to hang out with you. Just tell her to meet you and stop texting her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:22:00 No.11288128 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288113
>>11288113
>>11288113
>>11288113
>>11288113
THIS BUT TELL HER TO COME TO THE GYM WITH YOU NOT ASK HER TELL HER FAGGOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:22:00 No.11288129 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
>I've never had a dude talk to me like this before
Sounds like she's been approached by betas multiple tiles
She's aware you're not licking her ass as much as them.
You've got a chance, OP. Lower her self-esteem, and make her know that you're not interested in her. Make her feel like you're not near her grasp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:22:00 No.11288130 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075

and this gave the troll away... c'mon guys this is a troll..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:22:00 No.11288131 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
WE'RE BACK ON TRACK BOYS, THIS THREAD AIN'T DEAD YET!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:22:00 No.11288132 Report

Quoted By:

>want go date some time jk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:22:00 No.11288137 Report

Quoted By:

>"Haha guess I'm not like other dudes then. So, what time we workin out tomorrow?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:22:00 No.11288140 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
YOU MAY STILL HAVE A CHANCE OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:23:00 No.11288143 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075

Say this:

"Look, if you want some help getting fit, I can help you. You won't get bulky, I promise. Are you free at ___ am or ___ pm tomorrow? I can show you some exercises."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:23:00 No.11288144 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075

"I'm no regular guy, I'm a MAN baby, come over and let me show you how a man treats a lady right"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:23:00 No.11288145 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:23:00 No.11288149 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
Yeah you are faggot.

I just hope things aren't TOO awkward when you see her in person next time.

How could you fuck this up so badly when she was just asking about lifting and shit.

Such a fucking beta actually being unable to formulate a TEXTUAL convo with a girl and having to come to /fit/

Fucking virginfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:23:00 No.11288150 Report

Quoted By:

OP you're fucken silly.
U still have a chance because she's replying . JUST take it easy. U can defeat clap cheeks just set a date for gyms go to lunch ask if she wants to watch movie.

Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:23:00 No.11288151 Report

Quoted By: >>11288162

>>11288075
you should reply with more apologies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:23:00 No.11288152 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288110
>>11288110
>>11288110

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:23:00 No.11288153 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
>>11288075
>>11288075
>Tell her that by weightlifting the muscles "plump up" to a nice toned look. Use stupid shit like "plump" and "tone" cause dub bitches understand that.
Bullshit by mentioning that cardio's "super important!!!one!" and whatnot. Tell her to go to the gym and you'll show her the ropes. Don't put stupid smiley faces/"haha" and be a beta faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:23:00 No.11288154 Report

Quoted By:

this anon is right on track!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:23:00 No.11288158 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288113
>bitches love waiting

lold

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:23:00 No.11288160 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288126
what's the response when she says "no"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:23:00 No.11288161 Report

Quoted By:

Tell her u aint a dude, YOU A MAN BABY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:23:00 No.11288162 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288151
MOAR LOL HAHAs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:23:00 No.11288163 Report

Quoted By:

tell her u`ve got a big bone to examine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:24:00 No.11288164 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288113
do this shit, text her in the morning saying "getting ready to workout, meet me at xxxx in 20 min"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:24:00 No.11288165 Report

Quoted By: >>11288181 >>11288185 >>11288198 >>11288213

>>11288075
i call bullshit, anyone who's ever actually talked to a girl knows that they would never actually say that.

that being said, this is 4chan, so i expect this to go 2 or 3 more texts deep before people realize its a troll

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:25:00 No.11288175 Report

Quoted By:

mfw she must be fat/have genital warts to have taken insult to your ass comment, thus cannot be an 8/10. just let her go man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:25:00 No.11288176 Report

Quoted By:

Not necessarily a troll, she could just be a hot, aspie sheltered chick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:25:00 No.11288177 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
> "Sorry it's actually my fault because i'm a beta haha lol"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:25:00 No.11288181 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288165

if this was a troll it wouldnt be so fucking retarded

JA !OBeY//nXz6

JA !OBeY//nXz6 Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:25:00 No.11288184 Report

Quoted By:

Please tell this dumb fucking cunt that doing 10 squats won't turn her into a she-male. It's not like you curl 30 pounds 10 times and then boom you're fucking huge and stay that way permanently. You can modify your body how you want and stop when you feel you're defined enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:25:00 No.11288185 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288165
>implying we're not all having fun. it's a break from the monotony of "what's your routine" and "how much oats do you bench?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:26:00 No.11288192 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
"I'm sorry if it sounded wrong. doing squats do make you look better, if you want I can show you around a gym someday. pretty exciting that I'm your first though haha"

do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:26:00 No.11288195 Report

Quoted By:

OP is the fucking ROCKY of texting!

Now Rocky would come over the top and go for the finish. Set a day and time and say something MILDLY suggestive that doesn't include any specific reference to one of her body parts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:26:00 No.11288198 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288165
>>11288165

no. I've had girls say things like that to me before, when they were really into me.

Thing is - OP is a retard. He must be pretty hot if this chick is willing to put up with his assburgers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:26:00 No.11288202 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
"well you sure are being one"

you've already fucked up irreparably, see how far you can take this man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:26:00 No.11288203 Report

Quoted By: >>11288235 >>11288237

God, /fit/ is so full of betas it is unbelievable. I can't believe how many people here are still advising him to apologize or to response to her in logical, problem-solving ways. THAT'S NOT HOW WOMEN WORK you fucking aspies.

Talking to bitches is all about vibe. This girl is in a teasing/challenging vibe now and that is where OP needs to be. He can't back down or look like a pansy faggot apologizing or trying to explain his actions. He needs to be the very essence of DEALWITHIT.jpg

Fuck, why do I even bother?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:26:00 No.11288207 Report

Quoted By: >>11288220 >>11288223

"That's because I'm not like every other guy you've met ;)"

Do the face. Don't worry about being a fag. /fit/ doesn't know anything about girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:26:00 No.11288210 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288075
sorry, 4chan isn't being very helpful
i don't know what to text you to get in your pants
maybe if you sent a nude pic..
lol jk haha lol sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:26:00 No.11288211 Report

Quoted By: >>11288222 >>11288228 >>11288277

Anyway /fit/, hookah guy here

So I just have to be assertive, and say some leading shit like "have you ever shotgunned before" and then I'll show her how to do it, as I'm the more experience smoker between us. sound like a decent plan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:27:00 No.11288213 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288165

>goes through all the texts
>girls actually don't talk like that

WE JUST GOT TROLLED FUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:27:00 No.11288215 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288113
or just say "going to bed, come work out with me at 8am tomorrow"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:27:00 No.11288220 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288207
This. It's playful and mysterious. Just be sure to set up a date for the gym within the same sentence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:27:00 No.11288222 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288211
you're a retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:27:00 No.11288223 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288207
This, except include "ya mirin son?" so I can laugh at her response.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:27:00 No.11288228 Report

Quoted By: >>11288255

>>11288211
No didn't you hear the guy that just said come here? she'll get the fucking point bra shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:28:00 No.11288235 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288203
>I can't believe how many people here are still advising him to apologize
>THAT'S NOT HOW WOMEN WORK you fucking aspies.

Strong irony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:28:00 No.11288237 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288203
>implying we're not just trolling him
>implying you're not getting trolled either

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:28:00 No.11288238 Report

Quoted By: >>11288245

OP!!

"Nah, not acting like a bitch. But you asked me for fitness advice and I can assure you every Victoria's Secret model lifts weights, that's the best advice I can give"

Do that, then take that bitch to the gym and start her off light, dont act like youre obsessed with her, but act semi uninterested relationship wise, but give her little compliments here and there to keep her guessing.

It's tough to find the right balance

Or just follow how youve been answering so far and say

"Nah, i like you rowdy"

might work

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:29:00 No.11288239 Report

Quoted By:

embarassingasfuck/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:29:00 No.11288242 Report

Quoted By: >>11288267

holy shit I just realized I need to stop saying "haha" and "lol" after everything I text.

thanks for making me realize it OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:29:00 No.11288243 Report

Quoted By:

Where did OP go??

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:29:00 No.11288245 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288238
inb4 he already texted her and is just spending the next 4 minutes uploading the photo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:29:00 No.11288246 Report

Quoted By:

"Have you ever had a dude fuck you sideways before?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:29:00 No.11288247 Report

Quoted By: >>11288254 >>11288266 >>11288273 >>11288274 >>11288275 >>11288276 >>11288282 >>11288283 >>11288286 >>11288290 >>11288299 >>11288300 >>11288302 >>11288303 >>11288313 >>11288323 >>11288324 >>11288349 >>11288369

OKAY ALMOST THERE.

WHAT NOW?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:29:00 No.11288253 Report

Quoted By:

Women are retarted when you give them advice on fitness. Girl I spent far too long pursuing last year always insisted whenever she felt even slightly out of shape..,She was 5'3 and 100lbs with a pretty cute figure. That the best thing to do would be to take pills that speed her metabolism and starve herself. And then Id try to offer help to her for fitness stuff she'd just be like...SO YOU THINK I NEED TO WORK OUT?!?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:29:00 No.11288254 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288247
coulda been a lot better

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:29:00 No.11288255 Report

Quoted By: >>11288279 >>11288333

>>11288228
well shit nigger, i'm getting 2 conflicting answers here. one dude said to lead her by asking if shes done it before, another says to just say come here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No.11288259 Report

Quoted By:

Reply with,"Baka, stop being so tsundere"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No.11288263 Report

Quoted By:

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No.11288264 Report

Quoted By:

Thank you, OP. You've given me hope. Until now I had no idea there existed other people on this planet that are dumber and more socially awkward than myself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No.11288265 Report

Quoted By:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBbmdlcRFXs

This thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No.11288266 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288247

STOP BEGGING

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No.11288267 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288242
"haha" and "lol" are good defensive measures, but they come across as indecisive and feminine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No.11288273 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288247
>asks
>smile emoticon
nope. you might see her again, but you'll never fuck her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No.11288274 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288247
ARCHAE-FUCKING-OLOGIST LINE. YOU'VE GOT A MOTHER FUCKING BONE THAT NEEDS EXAMINING OP AND SHE NEEDS TO KNOW IT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No.11288275 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288247
Just say a time of day and you're good OP. take it alpha for once please lord

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No.11288276 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288247
>>11288247
FUCK YOU. I have to be being trolled, no fucking way anyone coul dbe this beta with all this good advice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No.11288277 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288211

Yeah, just do the "come here" move.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No.11288278 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No.11288279 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288255
Just fucking say "Im not like other dudes." already

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No.11288282 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288247
NOOOOOO, not "sometime," you need to propose a definite date.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:31:00 No.11288283 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288247

this is all so awkward. i feel really ashamed for both of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:31:00 No.11288286 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288247

WHAT THE FUCK! Have you learned nothing from us!? We told you to drop all those faggot ass emoticons! Don't use smilies! Don't use LOL or any variation of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:31:00 No.11288290 Report

Quoted By: >>11288344

>>11288247
Dude "sometime" leads to maybe. If anything, this should have been clear. Be fucking specific 7 fucking texts ago. Make a god damn date so I can go to bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:31:00 No.11288299 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288247
That's pretty good if you're her gay friend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:31:00 No.11288300 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288247

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:32:00 No.11288302 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288247
>>11288247
WHY DO YOU NOT LISTEN AND JUST TELL HER TO GO TO THE GYM. GOD DAMN IT. IF THIS IS A TROLL, 12/10. FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:32:00 No.11288303 Report

Quoted By: >>11288329

>>11288247
"well i'm going to gym tomorrow at (time), you can come if you want"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:32:00 No.11288310 Report

Quoted By:

Lol, maybe? Okay, well I just thought you were cute
but I didn't know you were so uptight. Not worth it.
Peace, bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:32:00 No.11288313 Report

Quoted By: >>11288352

>>11288247

>lol ahah well you want to go see a movie sometime lol jk unless u want to lol

do it op, you're already a lost cause

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:32:00 No.11288319 Report

Quoted By: >>11288330 >>11288346

what's the post limit for /fit/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:33:00 No.11288321 Report

Quoted By:

seriously OP from the last text you still have a shot. However you shouldn't have apologised for anything. You think she has a nice ass fucking tell her not now though. Stop this lol naw joking bullshit. If you had of played this as you were told to do you would have stood out from the crowd of betas that surround attractive women.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:33:00 No.11288323 Report

Quoted By: >>11288456

>>11288247

>One Word Response

The games over, you lost. There's nothing else you can say. People send one word texts when they don't want to talk to you anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:33:00 No.11288324 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288247
ya blew it. WE TOLD YOU TO TELL HER TO COME WORK OUT WITH YOU.

jesus, at least that way you get a rejection, instead of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:33:00 No.11288326 Report

Quoted By:

OP CONFIRMED FOR ALPHA
OP CONFIRMED FOR ALPHA
OP CONFIRMED FOR ALPHA
OP CONFIRMED FOR ALPHA
OP CONFIRMED FOR ALPHA
OP CONFIRMED FOR ALPHA
OP CONFIRMED FOR ALPHA
OP CONFIRMED FOR ALPHA
OP CONFIRMED FOR ALPHA
OP CONFIRMED FOR ALPHA
OP CONFIRMED FOR ALPHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:33:00 No.11288328 Report

Quoted By: >>11288337 >>11288352

>lol i love you lol jk well ttyl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:33:00 No.11288329 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288303

passive aggressive try-hard shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:33:00 No.11288330 Report

Quoted By: >>11288336

>>11288319
i think 400

OP, make a new thread
we got 391 replies already

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:33:00 No.11288333 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288255

I'm the guy that gave you the "show me how" advice. The "come here" line also works. It depends on if you have the inner confidence to pull off the latter. Chances are you don't, but who knows, the girl might really fucking like you, or you might pull it out your ass.

The method I recommended is a bit more playful and offers the excuse. It doesn't caveman her into kissing you immediately. But if you already established sexual tension and know this girl likes you, cavemanning can work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:33:00 No.11288336 Report

Quoted By: >>11288408

>>11288330
I agree. OP, new thread nao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:33:00 No.11288337 Report

Quoted By: >>11288408

>>11288328
>>11288328
>>11288328
>>11288328
>>11288328
>>11288328
>>11288328
>>11288328
>>11288328
>>11288328
>>11288328
>>11288328
>>11288328
only suitable thing to do now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:34:00 No.11288344 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288290

>so i can go to bed

THIS, your aspie levels keep me awake. Seal the deal faggot!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:34:00 No.11288345 Report

Quoted By:

Try: Maybe something sometime between possibly us and maybe I dunno...

You're being way to specific.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:34:00 No.11288346 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288319

There are no limits here on /fit/. We must constantly try to overcome plateaus and be better!

Pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:34:00 No.11288349 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288247

DAMMIT MAN. You had it than you had to go and say that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:34:00 No.11288351 Report

Quoted By: >>11288362 >>11288400

Thanks to op I am deleting haha and lol from my texting vocab now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:34:00 No.11288352 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288328
>>11288328
>>11288328
>>11288313
>>11288313
>>11288313
>>11288313

one of these

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:35:00 No.11288362 Report

Quoted By: >>11288418

>>11288351
Seriously. Never again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:35:00 No.11288366 Report

Quoted By:

"Where my hoe at?" - Ice Berg Jones
Say it OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:35:00 No.11288368 Report

Quoted By:

>"lol haha ok sounds good :) lol"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:35:00 No.11288369 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288247
Meet somewhere local and to talk about gym, then from there ask her to go to the gym with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:35:00 No.11288370 Report

Quoted By: >>11288479

"Well, I'll be at the gym tomorrow at around [insert time here], come by if you want. Otherwise, I'll catch up with you later."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:36:00 No.11288375 Report

Quoted By:

>"ok, well I guess i'll see you around :P"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:36:00 No.11288376 Report

Quoted By: >>11288405

Jesus OP, you could have taken charge easily and set things up but you come across as an awkward 14 year old girl.

From the start should have been
"Alright I go to the Gym at 5 so drop by my house and I'll show you a thing or two." And then branched it off from there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:36:00 No.11288377 Report

Quoted By:

OP tell her you are going to bed or dont respond

anything you text her just looks like you are desperate

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:36:00 No.11288381 Report

Quoted By:

Maybe always means no.

You best step up yo game dawg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:37:00 No.11288387 Report

Quoted By:

OP why didn't you make a specific day and time and get an answer? Don't you want to know how this ends? Is texting all night going to make your wee wee tingle more than sticking it in this bitch or even going to bed knowing your going to stick it in this bitch? Be specific, that's what men do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:37:00 No.11288400 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288351
'haha' is still ok in situations that you find funny.. not awkward.
'lol' is ok if you're a girl.. although it should have been dropped from your vocabulary when people started saying it out loud.. i.e. 'LAWLLL'
it's just gay, brah.

Anonymous

noko

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:37:00 No.11288405 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288376

Anything like this would work great.

Why is OP still being such a chode about this? He has literally taken zero solid alpha advice about talking to this girl. I'm thinking troll.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:38:00 No.11288408 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288336
>>11288337

Making a new thread one sec.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:38:00 No.11288412 Report

Quoted By: >>11288447

>"why maybe? lol come on babe give me a yes or a no. pls respond"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:38:00 No.11288414 Report

Quoted By:

That wink was retarded OP. Would've been better without it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:38:00 No.11288418 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288362

>That feel when you have been texting beta as fuck for years.

Im with you guys, gonna step it up from now on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:38:00 No.11288419 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw being inside the mind of an aspie

thanks op, this thread was like a roller coaster disaster waiting to happen

you should apologize to your father now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:38:00 No.11288421 Report

Quoted By:

Threads like these make me feel a lot better about myself and my own game. Thank god for betas.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:40:00 No.11288443 Report

Quoted By:

>8/10 never been told her ass is nice before

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:40:00 No.11288447 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288412
Cause there was nothing to say yes or no to! "Sometime" and "out" aren't a time and place.

Every single man needs to eliminate "do you want to go out with me sometime?" from his vocabulary. You have to always be at least as specific as "this weekend" or something logically equivalent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:41:00 No.11288456 Report

Quoted By: >>11288507

>>11288323

>One Word Responses
>Alpha as fuck

pick 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:41:00 No.11288457 Report

Quoted By:

please respond

Der doktor ist hier

Der doktor ist hier Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:42:00 No.11288479 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288370
>>11288370
>>11288370
>>11288370
>>11288370

Say it OP, you've fucked up enough. Just end it by saying this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:43:00 No.11288500 Report

Quoted By:

Where the fuck is OP?
I can't go to sleep until I know how this ends.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:44:00 No.11288507 Report

Quoted By:

>>11288456

the girl is the one who sent the one word response...

and it's not alpha as fuck. it makes you look aspie as fuck. you obviously have no text game with chicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:44:00 No.11288511 Report

Quoted By:

NEW THREAD

>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491
>>11288491

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 09:53:00 No.11288673 Report

Quoted By:

Gotta throw in a compliment. Say something like,

"You know, I would lick your ass all night."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2012 11:06:00 No.11289710 Report

Quoted By:

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