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Because the last one sucked ass
>Going for a run around the neighborhood
>Hot as shit outside so I put on tank top and yoga shorts
>Decide to stop at the store and pick up some water
>Two Giant Walruses, that I assume to be female, on a scooter are riding down the aisle blocking my way
>Try to politely ask them to move their fat asses
>Women scoff at me and refuse to move
>Not sure what to do at this point bc water is literally right passed them
>Walk back and go around the other end of the aisle to get to water
>Get to register to find Fat Sea Cows in front of me, complaining that my running outfit was slutty
>Kindly explain that I was out running
>One of the Giant whales mutters to the other about me using it as an excuse for dressing like a whore
>Starts getting pissed
>Tells them that wearing heavy clothing in this heat could be dangerous
>Cows begin to tell me that "I'm just working out to get guys"
>Explain that I am happily married and I run to keep fit and bc it's a great way to lose weight
>"Excuse me? Are insinuating something, young lady?"
>Trying desperately to hold in laughter but failing miserably. "No ma'am, not at ALL"
>I totally was
>Fat Cows flip shit and begin to tell me how rude I am
>Roll out of store screaming and yelling
>I can't stop fucking laughing
>Going for a run around the neighborhood
>Hot as shit outside so I put on tank top and yoga shorts
>Decide to stop at the store and pick up some water
>Two Giant Walruses, that I assume to be female, on a scooter are riding down the aisle blocking my way
>Try to politely ask them to move their fat asses
>Women scoff at me and refuse to move
>Not sure what to do at this point bc water is literally right passed them
>Walk back and go around the other end of the aisle to get to water
>Get to register to find Fat Sea Cows in front of me, complaining that my running outfit was slutty
>Kindly explain that I was out running
>One of the Giant whales mutters to the other about me using it as an excuse for dressing like a whore
>Starts getting pissed
>Tells them that wearing heavy clothing in this heat could be dangerous
>Cows begin to tell me that "I'm just working out to get guys"
>Explain that I am happily married and I run to keep fit and bc it's a great way to lose weight
>"Excuse me? Are insinuating something, young lady?"
>Trying desperately to hold in laughter but failing miserably. "No ma'am, not at ALL"
>I totally was
>Fat Cows flip shit and begin to tell me how rude I am
>Roll out of store screaming and yelling
>I can't stop fucking laughing
