http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv4WyIYIxcE

I'M NOT FUCKIN FAT, YALL DON'T GET IT DO YA?
WHEN I'M BULKIN ERRYBODY ACTIN LIKE I'M SCREWED UP
GOIN TO THE GYM, NO CARDIO BIIIIITCH!
CARDIOBUNNIES CHECKIN OUT MY SET OF HOOTERS
TELL RIPPETOE, I'M DOING STARTING STRENGTH
WEARING ZYZZ SHORTS, THEY MIRIN MY GIRTH AND LENGTH
GOMAD, USING "CUNT" UP IN MY VOCAB
>TFW NO GF
FEELS SO BAD ;_;

HOW YOU FEEL HOW YOU FEEL HOW YOU FEEL
5500 KCAL AT 205 KIL
IN THE ELEVATOR BITCHES YELLING OUT 'HELP'
REST IN PEACE SEX GAME, I'MA DO IT FOR MY GAINS, OK
GETTING GAINS, I'LL HOLLA WHENEVER THAT STOP
MY TEAM'S MEAN, THEY ALL MADE ME THE MASCOT :(
TELL MY GYMBRO HE CAN DO LIKE 50 CHINUPS
DON'T DEADLIFT, THEM BITCHES WILL SNAP YO SHIT UUUUUUP