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FPS!!!!!

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Where's my FPS thread?

>at cousins house for a family dinner
>upstairs with cousins 1 and 2 and their girlfriends
>cousins 1 and his gf are fit, #2 is fit but his girlfriend has been known to change tides during certain times of year
>someone downstairs tells us appetizer is ready
>cucumber slices with yogurt spread and small piece of candied bacon
>I yell I'll be right down
>Iapetus shifts her orbit to go "cucumbers ewww gross"
>Say they are good for you
>Iapetus proclaims "But they don't taste like anything, just water. That's gross."
>Everyone in the room Bertstares her
>Try to leave room for said cucumbers, can't reach escape velocity.
>was glad my wife saved one for me

I don't get it. Cousin is fit and attractive, maybe he's just interested in astronomy.