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> Be ay uni
> Hambeast sits next to me
> Teacher reminds us how we have to make a 10 paragraph review of a book
> Hambeast pokes me on the shoulder, it feels like a sausage just bumped my delt.
> "Hey anon, did you do your review ?"
> "Yep, did it like 3 months ago."
> "I see.. do you wanna make mine for me ? I'll reward you."
> I look at her, she is crossing her legs, but the sheer amount of woobly leg fat is making the pose hilarious.
> "What's the reward ?"
> She does this weird flitarcious face.
> "All you want..."
> Realize she is offering herself to me.
> "... I want 25 bucks."
> Leave
> Hamplanet has this "wtf just happened" look on her face.
> Hambeast sits next to me
> Teacher reminds us how we have to make a 10 paragraph review of a book
> Hambeast pokes me on the shoulder, it feels like a sausage just bumped my delt.
> "Hey anon, did you do your review ?"
> "Yep, did it like 3 months ago."
> "I see.. do you wanna make mine for me ? I'll reward you."
> I look at her, she is crossing her legs, but the sheer amount of woobly leg fat is making the pose hilarious.
> "What's the reward ?"
> She does this weird flitarcious face.
> "All you want..."
> Realize she is offering herself to me.
> "... I want 25 bucks."
> Leave
> Hamplanet has this "wtf just happened" look on her face.
