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stories of people mirin' you physique !!MyPPQyrH+VZ Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:27:00 No.12060141 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12062119

I'll start:

>Whole life be tiny as fuck
>Last summer started eating like crazy
>Go up in weight
>Start to work out to get some gainz

>As spring comes, people are wearing lighter clothes
>Old friends sees me out with a t-shirt
>"Holy shit anon you got HUGE"
>"yeah look at em biceps"

>MFW I've been only working out for 6 months

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:29:00 No.12060196 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:30:00 No.12060230 Report

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I WANT TO HEAR

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:35:00 No.12060293 Report

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No one is mirin' me really :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:37:00 No.12060324 Report

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>Person tells me I have a lot of muscle

Doesn't make for a very exciting story, now does it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:37:00 No.12060329 Report

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>1.5 months in
>after an SL workout
>dat minimal pump
>go to carnival
>see two chicks see me
>pupils widen
>"anon you got buff!"
>the other is just quiet, probably intimidated/swtf
Seeing their pupils widen...now I get what you mean.

Ever Greatest !!MyPPQyrH+VZ

Ever Greatest !!MyPPQyrH+VZ Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:40:00 No.12060378 Report

Quoted By: >>12060440 >>12061445

guys
>anon you are ripped
>gettin swole bro

girls
nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:43:00 No.12060440 Report

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>>12060378
Atleast bitches are mirin me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:44:00 No.12060447 Report

Quoted By: >>12060462 >>12060580

>Freshman year ends (skinny as fuck)
>Come back to school sophomore year after doing SS all summer on 5k cal/day
>Wow anon you got ripped over summer
>Bitches I had in my classes from freshman year mirin now (eye contact and whatnot)
>Girl tells me I'm really intimidating

I never realized how low the average person's standards are... Still a virgin though. I'm asocial as fuck and I'll probably never get laid unless a girl comes up to me and straight up offered sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:44:00 No.12060456 Report

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girl:whats wrong with your legs?

me: uhh s-squats and o-ats

girls: wat?

me: uhh hehhh are you an a-archeologist or something lol?

girl: don't talk to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:45:00 No.12060462 Report

Quoted By: >>12060471 >>12060630

>>12060447
>Bitches I had in my classes from freshman year mirin now (eye contact and whatnot)
>Girl tells me I'm really intimidating
>Still a virgin though. I'm asocial as fuck and I'll probably never get laid unless a girl comes up to me and straight up offered sex.

>/fit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:46:00 No.12060471 Report

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>>12060462
lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:47:00 No.12060501 Report

Quoted By: >>12060523 >>12060558

>be member of powerlifting gym, 18 years old
>i lift pussy weights compared to people at my gym
>DL is 195kg, squat is 165kg ATG and bench is 110kg
>go on holiday, go to gym in france
>heaviest lifter there by fucking miles
>everyone stops their shit while i do my sets of squats/ dls
>get told off on my 1rm Dl for making noise
>don't give a shit
>erryone starts asking me questions and shit
>mirin hard at my db rows with 60kg for 10
>feelsgoodman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:49:00 No.12060523 Report

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>>12060501
Pics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:50:00 No.12060533 Report

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>Auschwitz mode despite eating twice the amount of other people
>Follow in brother's footsteps and start working out
>Couple of months later arms got three times as big aswell as chest.
>People started noticing
>Friends start joking about it by doing these hercules poses all the time as if its me.
>SUmmer and works comes, stop working out for about 1.5 years
>Feelsterriblemen and lose all my progress
>Started again this month
>WHYDIDISTOPTOBEGINWITHILOVETHISHIT.jpg

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Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:50:00 No.12060543 Report

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>bulk hard during winter
>its sprin, put on some t-shirt
>3 guys from my class mirin my fatceps,

>uncle visits me
>havent seen him for long time
>he ask me if i work out because i significantly got bigger

thats all

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:51:00 No.12060558 Report

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>>12060501
You're that dude that posted earlier about being in your shitty french gym, right?

What powerlifting gym do you go to in London?

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Tricep !xi0f7kaVhk Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:52:00 No.12060578 Report

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>Be skinny whole life
>Known as runt in middle school
>never picked for football
>tiny and skinny
>Start working out sophmore year of highschool
>Now it's senior year
>everyone mirin
>girl beside my locker who is chubby asked me one day "How did you get so big"
>I look her in the eye and said "I was about to ask you the same question"
>Just kidding i didn't say that i told her i just used a shake weight
>guys ask me how i got so big
>walking down stairs one day random black guys at the bottom of it say "damn dis nigga ripped"
>I always laugh it off and am modest about it
>get voted most changed
>still a quiet guy but people judge you based on your appearance
>everyone is a shallow fuck but that's life

2nd story
>be at gym doing seated dumbbell military press
>Swing dumb bell up and the end flies off and almost hits the old guy next to me
>everyone bert stares me
>i'm like "he.heh.. the...these dumb bells are cheap heh...
>lady next to me says "It's pretty sad when you're so powerful you break the dumb bell"
>she asks if i have a lighter
>she wants my bic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:53:00 No.12060580 Report

Quoted By: >>12060669

>>12060447
>doing SS all summer on 5k cal/day
>Wow anon you got ripped over summer
U got ripped in just a summer with 5k cal/day?
Lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:53:00 No.12060582 Report

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Well...
>be walking around campus
>someone I haven't seen in a while
>DAMN, ANON! WHERE'D THE REST OF YOU GO?!
>That feel when I've gone from 247 to 218 since January.

Th...Thanks, /fit/

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Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:54:00 No.12060601 Report

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First thing bitches notice is my fatceps in my t shirts so tight bb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:55:00 No.12060604 Report

Quoted By: >>12060627 >>12060634 >>12061480 >>12061671 >>12063063

>at a friend's party, everyone drinking
>I've been working out for a year and a half, already got over all the 'oh wow, you're so big' comments
>friend's sister arrives, easily an 8/10
>have never seriously considered hooking up with her, I keep my life simple
>she sees me, hits my arm repeatedly as we talk
>split, get drunk, party goes on
>go inside to take a piss, sister is in hallway, definitely drink
>I'm 6'1'' and she is maybe 5'3'', she hugs me while standing on my shoes
>jokingly, I waddle to the bathroom, carrying her while she hugs
>her hand brushes my stomach
>reaches under my shirt, feels my abs
>I get hard
>other hand is pulling on my cock through my jeans
>she lifts up my shirt and, while I'm holding her, making out with my nipple
>go in bathroom, close the door, put her on the counter
>piss
>she jumps down and sucks the rest of the piss from my dick, blows me
>fuck missionary on rug for an hour

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:55:00 No.12060605 Report

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>drink a fuckload of celltech
>do some pushups the next day
>wear a tight shirt and walk down hall
>all the bitches be like, DAMN YOU SWOLL
>go, piss, deflate

feels bad man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:55:00 No.12060615 Report

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>Lifting for 2 months
>Some guy from class who knows that I've been working out comes up to me and says "wow, that training you're doing really works huh?"
>I'm a little dumbfounded, partly because I haven't made any huge gains, partly because I never receive compliments
>"Your arms have gotten big! I haven't really seen it before now"
>Still dumbfounded, reaching into spaghetti pockets to get out book on how to social

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:56:00 No.12060627 Report

Quoted By: >>12060645

>>12060604
Did you just say you fucked your sister?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:57:00 No.12060630 Report

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>>12060462

I just burst out laughing in a public place because of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:57:00 No.12060634 Report

Quoted By: >>12061637

>>12060604
>sister is in hallway
>he jumps down and sucks the rest of the piss from my dick, blows me
>fuck missionary on rug for an hour

Wincest!

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Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:57:00 No.12060640 Report

Quoted By: >>12060674 >>12060680

>be 6"4 lanky string of misery teenage years
>be facially aesthetic
>hit 18
>sick of being not taken seriously by guys, rarely mired by girls
>enter bulk
>rarely put on fat due to high metabolism/genetics
>enter heavy compound movements
>lift like my life depends on it for 4 years

>fast forward, be 22, 6"4, 210 pounds shredded
>walk into local night club
>every guy afraid to make eye contact
>every girl checking me out, trying to chat
>feel like the epicenter of the whole fucking club
>best, most unbeatable feel of all time

>mfw four years of pain and hard work payed off

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:58:00 No.12060643 Report

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>At a bar in central London
>Friend brings a long 6/10 blonde girl
>I start talking to her
>Guy comes a long and tries to talk game to her
>Sees me next to her
>Compares my muscle to his
>Says to me "you're bigger than me, shes yours"
>He walks off
>End up sleeping with her room mate instead 4/10 blonde
>feelsbadman.jpeg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:58:00 No.12060645 Report

Quoted By: >>12060673

>>12060627
friend's sister
can you read?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:59:00 No.12060662 Report

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I'm 'mirin MYSELF every god damned day. Take off my shirt to take a shower and I'm like "where in the fuck did THAT shit come from?"

Fatty McWeakerson all my life, barely two months of lifting and it's like BAM. It's great. Which reminds me, I'm heading back today.

JohnnyRoyal !WoRVAc00GA!!O9ygGSFB3JG

JohnnyRoyal !WoRVAc00GA!!O9ygGSFB3JG Fri 13 Apr 2012 23:59:00 No.12060669 Report

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>>12060580
Well, over a summer might be pushing it but that sounds completly posible seeing as if you eat an excess of 3000 calories every day in one week you will gain 1lb of muscle and what he's eating is nearly double...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:00:00 No.12060673 Report

Quoted By: >>12060698 >>12060924 >>12061664

>>12060645
I can read, thats the problem

>go inside to take a piss, sister is in hallway, definitely drink

>sister is in hallway, definitely drink

>sister is in hallway

>sister

BigNig !!v8XUBGLLoUb

BigNig !!v8XUBGLLoUb Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:00:00 No.12060674 Report

Quoted By: >>12064382

>>12060640
I know that feel brah, was dancing like Zyzz in the packed club last night, like a total jackass and at least 4 girls str8 came up at me while I was fistpumping and zyzz dancing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:00:00 No.12060680 Report

Quoted By: >>12060893

>>12060640
Pics of you, bro? Like a before and after?

FatTank !t3c8pjKEG6

FatTank !t3c8pjKEG6 Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:01:00 No.12060694 Report

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Fatty here, I've lost about 47lbs and been gaining muscle. But I've only been working out for 2 months now.

I was flexing my triceps the other day, noticing I actually fucking have them now. My roommate saw me and said "wow, you're getting buff" and came over and just started feeling up my arms. I wasn't weirded out by it, not sure if I should been.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:01:00 No.12060698 Report

Quoted By: >>12060729 >>12060785

>>12060673
>friend's sister arrives, easily an 8/10
>friend's sister arrives
>friend's sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:03:00 No.12060729 Report

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>>12060698

L2readingcomprehension

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:05:00 No.12060752 Report

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>Around 4th week of lifting.
>Haven't seen any gains.
>Didn't care. Just keep doing it faggot.
>Female manager 40-ish says, wow, you're lookin a little broad Anon, you pumping iron or something?
>ohyounoticedteehee.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:07:00 No.12060785 Report

Quoted By: >>12060913

>>12060698

the story still reads like you fucked your sister, you dumb fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:10:00 No.12060828 Report

Quoted By: >>12060871

>My bros girlfriend hooks me up with a female friend of hers
>We date
>Second date, back to my place
>She takes off my shirt
>"Wow anon, she wasn't kidding when she told me you had a great body"
>tfw my female friends are mirin' behind my back

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:10:00 No.12060833 Report

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>wake-up next to fuck buddy
>(dammit again lol in my head)
>tries to put her hands around my waist
>omg do you even eat
nope.jpg start sucking bitch.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:13:00 No.12060871 Report

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>>12060828
>mirin' behind my back
>that feel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:13:00 No.12060873 Report

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>girls say my body is better than theirs.
trappy faggot here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:14:00 No.12060893 Report

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>>12060680
...or didn't happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:16:00 No.12060913 Report

Quoted By: >>12060936 >>12061069

>>12060785
only to people who don't read
friend's sister was already introduced earlier, you don't have to say friend's sister each time, you could just say sister

he'll he could have just said she, since the sister is the only girl in the story

goddamn, I bet you're american

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:16:00 No.12060924 Report

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>>12060673
"friend's sister arrives"
are you fucking retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:17:00 No.12060936 Report

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>>12060913

what the fuck are you talking about right now?

GodOfFail !qqFRKjKO26

GodOfFail !qqFRKjKO26 Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:18:00 No.12060975 Report

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>most of high be fat as fuck
>go through depression, lose most of the weight for junior year, still pretty fat though
>acquire a little bit of self confidence, get my first kiss at 16
>break up with gf, start working out over the summer
>get a bit swole for the year, still kinda fat though, so just looks like extra fat
>no one notices
>cut during the summer, get to 12% bf or so, looking good
>see friends before we leave for college, bitches mirin
>get to college, go to parties, make out with new chicks every week
>start to hate having meaningless hook ups, crave some emotion involved
>meet cute girl second quarter, ask her out
>rejects me, valentine's day comes by, I feel bad yet again
>2 weeks later, meet hot asian chick, we hit it off really well
>friends with her roommate, ask if she's seeing anyone
>ask her out, she says yes but is unsure if she wants a relationship right now
>continue to date her for ~month or so
>during this time, she's mirin all my muscles and shit
>laying in bed shirtless once, and she tells me how she wants to fuck me
>no condoms, I hate my life
>few days later, bring condoms, fuck her, lose my virginity
>find out she's on the pill
>fuck her and pull out
>fuck yes, feels good
dating now, and I actually enjoy her company, who knew I could find someone like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:20:00 No.12061003 Report

Quoted By: >>12061029 >>12061074 >>12062584

>be at a club few years ago
>chatting up at the bar with some random 7/10 girl that came out with our group of friends
>gay dude comes up to me and looks at me and goes "wow"
>gay dude asks the girl if she is with me, she says no
>gay dude says "you should be. look at those fucking arms!" and then walks away
>girl asks me who that guy was
>I say "I have absolutely no idea"
>we both start laughing
>leave with her half an hour later

Weird experience, always wondered if that guy helped seal the deal for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:21:00 No.12061029 Report

Quoted By: >>12061047 >>12062696

>>12061003
Damn, if I were a gay dude I'd go around helping straight dudes get laid

Retribution !hZ28SbzulY

Retribution !hZ28SbzulY Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:21:00 No.12061039 Report

Quoted By: >>12062405

>tuesday
>walking around in Philly
>big black guy
>pretty jacked
>comes up to me
>look at him with earbuds in, not sure what's going on >turn them off
>he gives me a nod
>says, "my man"
>shakes my hand and continues on...

It was a good feeling. Made my day a lot better to have someone else who was works hard go out of their way to say something to me. I still consider myself small as fuck...but this gives me hope to get big some day.

GodOfFail !qqFRKjKO26

GodOfFail !qqFRKjKO26 Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:22:00 No.12061047 Report

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>>12061029
>not doing this for gay dudes as a straight dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:23:00 No.12061069 Report

Quoted By: >>12061093 >>12061170 >>12061235 >>12061389 >>12061800 >>12061828 >>12062709

>>12060913
I read it and assumed it was friends sister and that you fucked up half way and said sister.

But just because you introduce someone as friends sister at the start doesn't mean "sister" is correct later.

You could have just been saying your friends sister was drunk, then all of a sudden its your sister in the hallway and you fucked her.

Sisters friend and sister are two completely different people. Saying as long as you already established it's your sister's friend, that calling her your sister from then on is correct, that'd be like you estalishing someone as your sister, then calling them your Mexican great uncle later and it's still correct.

Damn, you fuckin Eurotarded, nigga. Canada here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:23:00 No.12061074 Report

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>>12061003
Wow.. Gayanonwingman strikes.... Pretty awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:23:00 No.12061080 Report

Quoted By: >>12061187

>beer and poker night at a buddy's place
>2 of the guys there start jokingly flexing their biceps
>I say "Really?" and do the same
>They stop, buddy says, "You win, Anon."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:24:00 No.12061093 Report

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>>12061069

thanks for putting my thoughts into words, this euronigga retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:29:00 No.12061170 Report

Quoted By: >>12061221

>>12061069
I'm not even the dude who wrote the story, friend.

It's seriously just common sense. It's how stories work. It's how every type of story works, television and movies included.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:30:00 No.12061187 Report

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>>12061080

lol, I have a similar one

>Go to a house party that my gf's older brother is throwing
>They decide to have a "gun-show" contest
>These 4 or 5 guys are all hilariously out of shape and small
>They get done and declare a winner
>I say "oh, please" and flex mine
>couple of random girls woop, contest winner is visibly deflated

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:31:00 No.12061212 Report

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mfw this thread just made me not take that pizza i was gonna have. Thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:31:00 No.12061221 Report

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>>12061170
So in a movie, a person can be introduced as, example, your best friend's dad.

Then later you can refer to him as your own dad?

Yeah, you fuckin dumb. Just stop, I'm gone, lol, shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:32:00 No.12061235 Report

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>>12061069
Are you retarded. By that same logic, it could have been ANYONE's sister. Anyone at the party, anyone on the block, anyone on the planet. This is seriously the dumbest shit to question.

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LightingBrah !CutieiThok Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:34:00 No.12061261 Report

Quoted By: >>12061282 >>12061818

Been working out for about 5 months now, everyone's back from uni for easter and haven't seen them in almost a year, literally 10+ people said they've noticed a massive difference unprovoked, many people asking when I got so buff, lots of bros mirin, lots of bitches feelin'.

Funny as fuck because they all look like shit and have gotten fat as fuck from the uni lifestyle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:35:00 No.12061270 Report

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>Girl in my class walks up to me on campus
>"Hey, Anon, do you like me?"
>"Yeah."
>She blushes and turns away for a moment
>"Do you like me?" I ask back
>She giggles, blushes and turns away again
>Say "Weird" and lean back to give myself a double chin
>Walk off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:36:00 No.12061282 Report

Quoted By: >>12061302 >>12061405

>>12061261
LOL LOOK AT THAT KIDS FACE IN THE PICTURE, WHAT A FAGGOT HE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A MAN, DAT GIRL FACE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:36:00 No.12061302 Report

Quoted By: >>12061341 >>12061356 >>12061392

>>12061282
Dude, are you jealous or something? He's got 8/10 facial aesthetics, no homo.

LightingBrah !CutieiThok

LightingBrah !CutieiThok Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:39:00 No.12061341 Report

Quoted By: >>12061383

>>12061302
wanna fuck my face or something nohomo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:40:00 No.12061356 Report

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>>12061302
I'd say 6/10 Not average but nothing to tell your friends about.

But nice body though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:40:00 No.12061366 Report

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>decide to take a break from Muay thai for 7-8 months
>bulk for the time being
>go back 40 lbs heavier
>coach says "holy shit you looking tank"
>tfw I told him I'm cutting 30lbs to get back to 160 for fight shape
>tfw he wants me to fight in June

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:42:00 No.12061383 Report

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>>12061341
Sure.

It's not gay if you don't reach around.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:42:00 No.12061388 Report

Quoted By: >>12064696

>deadliftin
>3 hot bitches gather around my oly platform to watch me
>dat motivation, go for new PR
>get it x2
>they mirin hard
>too aspie to start a conversation
>think of /fit/
>say "excuse me, i have a workout to continue"
>walk away

didnt even stutter, alpha as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:42:00 No.12061389 Report

Quoted By: >>12061528

>>12061069
I can't believe I defended your shit country once. Fuck, by your logic he didn't fuck his sister. He fucked a black chick.

>Hanging with best friend
>See some girls
>He's usually always getting numbers
>They actually come up to me for once
>Friend tells me congra-

FUCK WHERE'D MY 'BEST' FRIEND GO? I SEEM TO HAVE LOST HIM IN THE STORY SOMEWHERE AND PICKED UP THIS OTHER FRIEND

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:42:00 No.12061390 Report

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>be at party with some old friends from college
>was soccer player in college so skinnyish cause of dat cardio killin muh gainz
>been lifting for about a year
>girl comes in
>looks at me, mouth opens in surprise/shock
>"wow anon, you look good"
>thanks
>"No, i mean, like REALLY good"
>hah, i try (assburger as fuark)
>she wants to fuck
>we did that night

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:43:00 No.12061392 Report

Quoted By: >>12064183

>>12061302

More like 6/10 unless you live in an uggo place. Ryan Gosling is an 8/10

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:43:00 No.12061399 Report

Quoted By: >>12061670

>dissection class
>discussing abdominal muscles of our cat specimens
>professor says it will be hard to see their rectus abdominus muscles because they're so small and thin
>then says "...now if we were to look at anon's over here..."
>mfw

LightingBrah !CutieiThok

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LightingBrah !CutieiThok Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:43:00 No.12061405 Report

Quoted By: >>12061417

>>12061282
better one of my face I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:44:00 No.12061417 Report

Quoted By: >>12061448 >>12064183

>>12061405

Correction, 5/10

Nipples McTeat !61onlyZ6ZQ

Nipples McTeat !61onlyZ6ZQ Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:44:00 No.12061420 Report

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>high school
>always wear big shirts because they're comfy
>skinny arms, no one assumed I worked out
>beach party with my friends
>self-conscious 16 year old, reluctant to take off my shirt, dat bacne
>"Come on, you're at the beach, who cares if your body isn't great, just take it off!"
>finally take it off
>errybody mirin
>"Wow, I had no idea you worked out!"
>Smile wide, feeling great
>"You too!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:46:00 No.12061445 Report

Quoted By:

>>12060378
I know that feel, bro. I'm hoping that, like many things in life, guys are just more open and forthcoming while the girls are just passively sitting back and mirin' silently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:46:00 No.12061448 Report

Quoted By: >>12061457

>>12061417
sorry post a picture of your face for comparison please

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:47:00 No.12061457 Report

Quoted By: >>12061483 >>12061501

>>12061448

Sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:48:00 No.12061472 Report

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Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:48:00 No.12061480 Report

Quoted By:

>>12060604
>fuck missionary on rug for an hour

AHAHAHHA FUCKING BETA MAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:48:00 No.12061483 Report

Quoted By: >>12061527

>>12061457
It's really gay that you have Nick Zano's picture saved on your hard drive. Just saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:50:00 No.12061501 Report

Quoted By:

>>12061457
>mole
>giant forhead
>caveman brow
>tiny mouth
>mouth too far from chin
>nose has a funky shape

2/10 wnb

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:51:00 No.12061527 Report

Quoted By: >>12061565

>>12061483
is it more gay that you know who Nick Zano is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:51:00 No.12061528 Report

Quoted By: >>12061652 >>12061720

>>12061389
No, you're wrong. That story you just said is correct, because the first time, you referred to him as your best friend, then later you referred to him as your friend.

Your best friend is still your friend, it's the same thing.

But referring to someone as your friends sister, then referring to them as your sister is incorrect, because those are two different people. (Unlike best friend vs friend, which can be the same person)

Well, Friends sister and sister can be the same person, but that'd imply you're referring to your brother as your friend, and then you'd still be fucking your own sister in the first place

Why are you still replying? Sometimes it's the manly thing to do to admit you're wrong as fuck and move on

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:52:00 No.12061536 Report

Quoted By: >>12061581 >>12061636

>be 5' 7-8"
>been training for about 3 years
>noticeably swole
>at party not drinking because I do stupid shit when I'm drunk
>drunk slut talking to me
>tries to hook up with me
>I tell her that she's drunk and doesn't want to do this
>she says otherwise
>I tell her no and that she should go home
>she calls me a pussy
>I shrug her off
>babes mirin' my traps

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:53:00 No.12061565 Report

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>>12061527
not if he did a reverse image search like I did..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:54:00 No.12061581 Report

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>>12061536
>I shrug her off
>babes mirin' my traps

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:57:00 No.12061636 Report

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>>12061536

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:58:00 No.12061637 Report

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>>12060634
>sister
>friend's sister arrives, easily an 8/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:58:00 No.12061646 Report

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>Walking down street, busy day, sun is out today, nice weather.
>Fat chick checking me out across the street, "He sweetie" "Yoo hoo!" waves at me, fuck me.
>Yell back very loudly, "I'm gay, I'm not interested!"
>She yells back, "That's OK, I have lots of gay friends."
>I reply, "No it's not OK, I don't have any fat friends."
>A few people stop walking, look at her, look at me and I can see them holding back their giggles.

Not even gay, I'd rather yell that out than give hope to landwhales hitting on me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:59:00 No.12061652 Report

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>>12061528
I'm so sorry. I didn't know you were actually autistic. You're right little buddy, you're absolutely right. Want some ice cream?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 00:59:00 No.12061664 Report

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>>12060673
Try concentrating for more than 8 seconds.
>sister
>friend's sister arrives, easily an 8/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 01:00:00 No.12061670 Report

Quoted By: >>12062064

>>12061399
if srs

>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 01:00:00 No.12061671 Report

Quoted By:

>>12060604
>she jumps down and sucks the rest of the piss from my dick, blows me
Mother of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 01:03:00 No.12061720 Report

Quoted By:

>>12061528
Bro, this guy trolled you. And not only you, by the looks of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 01:07:00 No.12061800 Report

Quoted By:

>>12061069

Wow you're a retard. Don't even lift, just go suck the dicks of people in the street, you dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 01:08:00 No.12061818 Report

Quoted By:

>>12061261
N-Natalie Portman, is that you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 01:09:00 No.12061828 Report

Quoted By:

>>12061069

And this is why Japanese is such a better language than English. ばか。

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 01:10:00 No.12061840 Report

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>being at party dancing like a spastic freaking out to some shitty rave music.
>the tune really kicks in
>whip my shirt off and reach critical flail
>A load of girls stop and stand at the door watching.
>one of them just repeats again and agian
>Oh my god he is so ripped I did not expect that...

I think it was an insult as much as a compliment but I loved it anway. Back then I was just max repping on a pull up bar. DYEL mode

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 01:17:00 No.12061952 Report

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>squats and oats bulking through the winter
>spring comes, wearing shorts
>gf says "your butt is so big now, it's weird"

Th.. thanks fit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 01:24:00 No.12062059 Report

Quoted By: >>12062873

>Have a gay coworker
>Gay coworker messages my girlfriend one day
>"hey has anon been working out? He's starting to look buff"
>Mentions that I'm starting to look like another coworker who started lifting, then quit and joined the Army Rangers
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 01:24:00 No.12062064 Report

Quoted By:

>>12061670
True story, bro.

Compound !LiftjU0srg

Compound !LiftjU0srg Sat 14 Apr 2012 01:26:00 No.12062098 Report

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went to mcdonalds today

got stared at by 3 chicks my age

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 01:27:00 No.12062117 Report

Quoted By: >>12062988

>never lift weights before, play some soccer, thats it
>find out i have low test.
>doctors put me on test therapy.
>find /fit/
>do a strength program.
>eat a fuck ton, always hungry.
>gain 30 lbs.
>mfw 170 lb's at fucking 5'4
>mfw mass is mostly in lowerback and legs
>mfw i highbar squat two plate atg for reps and everyone in the gym looks at me because i'm short.
>mfw they probably think i'm trying to hide insecurities and shit by lifting
>mfw i just really like squatting
>mfw i look like a tree in jeans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 01:27:00 No.12062119 Report

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>>12060141

> be skinnyfat/chubby for entire life. Never really looked good or bad, just average
> go to America, gain some weight from shitty diet and lack of healthy choices (britfag)
> Come home, decide to do something about it
> somewhat coccon mode, moved away from people for unrelated reasons
> Meet up with friends for first time in while
> 'you have cheekbones now!'

Feeling good. Looking forwards to the summer for the first time in my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 01:47:00 No.12062405 Report

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>>12061039
Random act of kindness.. good!

Anonymous

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'Mirin' my Swimmer's Physique

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 01:49:00 No.12062438 Report

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>been swimming 5 days a week for a few months as part of my cut
>still lifting, still nomming brotein, just cuttin'
Suddently, 'mirers! 'Mireres everywhere!
>"What are you training for, bro?"
>"How long have you been swimming?"
>"Can you critique my flip-turns?"
>"Doing the Iron Man this season?"
Always answer, "Nah, just staying in shape."
>"YEAH you are!"
>"Hnnnggg"
>etc.
Sadly, only dudes 'mire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 01:59:00 No.12062584 Report

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>>12061003
I think I'm going to hit on guys in front of the women they're trying to impress, now. Just short, simple, to-the-fact types of things like the guy in your story did, then I'll float away on my magical-improv-gay-wingman loafers that I am suspiciously light in.

I enjoy doing favors for random people, fucking with people in public, hitting on men, and I despise women in bars, so this would be the perfect way for me to have fun when my friends ask me to go out to bars and the like.

I finally have a reason to go, so thank you for sharing your story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 02:00:00 No.12062598 Report

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>Be loosing good weight
>Be getting a lil muscle (never lifted before so)
>Finally Get contacts
>Get 5 people tell me my face looks real slim all a sudden that day
>Woman manager who is around my age starts talking to me more and even helping me do stuff

feels good fit, feels real good. Can't wait till I actually get to my goals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 02:07:00 No.12062696 Report

Quoted By:

>>12061029
>if I were a gay dude

yeaaaa....if....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 02:08:00 No.12062709 Report

Quoted By:

>>12061069
GODDAMN I JUST WANT A STORY WHERE A FITBRO SEDUCES HIS SISTER INTO FUCKING HIM IS IT SO HARD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 02:20:00 No.12062850 Report

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>start working out in december
>start posting pictures of my aesthetics all over the internet
>people mostly laughing at me
>huge progress in mass and aesthetics in only 4 months due to superior genetics and dedication
>the amount of butthurt I'm causing when they realize they got nothing on me anymore
>some mirers emerging at me

<- - - - mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 02:21:00 No.12062858 Report

Quoted By: >>12062866 >>12062957

Fit blonde i wanted to fuck, 7-8/10.
Kind of friendzoned, kind of not even led on that far
Bulk
year or so later see her at shitty gym i started at
'Hi Anon, wow you got bigger'
few times over next few months
'Wow youre looking buff'
'god your chest is big anon'
still too beta to get laid from this.

Now gymbro, formerly lazy fuck
Has sister (not hot anyway, so whole not fucking bro's sisters thing is easy enough)
Fat as fatass friend jelly as fuck
'Anon has become a cunt, he doesnt go out anymore'
Binge drinking or lifting? Fatties gonna fat
Gymbro's sister to fat as fatass when im not there and fatshit is bitching about me behind my back, again.
'Yeah but have you seen anon? He got huge'
Fatties face dropping was enough to make gymbro stop being a lazy fag and start lifting
Proud, fag has actually stuck to it for about 5 months so far
Gymbro's sis is also 17 (UKfag) and has tons of hot friends. Shit is becoming cash.

Not long ago
New gym, way better
Stroll into pool/jacuzzi area, tense abs up (bulking over a year, bodyfat around 15%, fat as fatass)
Fucking, strong 8 blonde 'mirin
Starts conversation in jacuzzi
I have no spaghetti or treats, fuck
Dont beta this shit up as usual
Fuck 2 weeks later, goes on for about a month before she has to go back to Uni (no longer 21 year old virgin)
Seriously by fit standards bitch was hot, if she could tone (LOL) up her abs a bit practically fucking perfect.

Been lifting around 20 months, bitches 'mirin all the time, shame it took 18 months of even slower progress from being a pussy and actually being able to take advantage of the aesthetics i had earlier than 12 months in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 02:22:00 No.12062866 Report

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>>12062858

>didn't greentext, didn't read

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 02:22:00 No.12062873 Report

Quoted By:

>>12062059
>Army Rangers

byebye gains

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 02:30:00 No.12062957 Report

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>>12062858
Didn't green text, I read only because it was in green text format. Only a 4/10 due to lack of green text. Now if it was one paragraph or 3 of them, it would get a 0 cause no one at all would read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 02:32:00 No.12062988 Report

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>>12062117
>5'4"
>170 lbs.
Mirin that weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 02:34:00 No.12063018 Report

Quoted By: >>12063099

Every time I'd walk around my dorm shirtless, the next day my chubby room mate would goto the gym.

He ate chips, and drank milk/pop daily.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 02:37:00 No.12063063 Report

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>>12060604
>there's a girl who hits me on the arm a lot
>today suddenly asks me if I was trying to get buff
>attempt to be alpha and respond "Not trying."
>asks me do I workout
>aspie yes.jpg
>mfw she taps me on the ass and smiles at me as we are about to part

Zaboo !!bMmoIbJkw/2

Zaboo !!bMmoIbJkw/2 Sat 14 Apr 2012 02:40:00 No.12063098 Report

Quoted By: >>12063125 >>12063563

>Lock apartment to go to meeting.
>Girl walking up hallway asks if roommate is in to help her move her bed
>She's staring at my arms while saying it
>Respond "I got it"
>Move her shit
>"Thanks Zaboo, thanks so much!"
>Jokingly say she owes me pizza, that's the standard payment for moving furniture.
>Girl is ecstatic to have opportunity to see me again, promises to buy me pizza anytime.
>Walk away, no plans to get pizza ever, I'm on a clean bulk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 02:40:00 No.12063099 Report

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>>12063018
'Aint nothing wrong with milk nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 02:42:00 No.12063125 Report

Quoted By: >>12063220

>>12063098
Written by m. night shyamalan
10/10

Zaboo !!bMmoIbJkw/2

Zaboo !!bMmoIbJkw/2 Sat 14 Apr 2012 02:48:00 No.12063220 Report

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>>12063125
Haha thanks bro. Good response, 10/10, would laugh again.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 03:14:00 No.12063563 Report

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>>12063098
Tell her you need a keto pizza
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=118049351&page=1

Get her to make it for you... if she is willing to cook food for you, you're literally in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 03:15:00 No.12063585 Report

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>worked out in high school, got big quick, then stopped
>20 years old now, started working out again
>been about 6 months, got pretty jacked
>dem genetics
>weather hits 29 degrees in middle of march
>wear v neck and go out
>"OMG anon you been working out!!!"
>get molested at work by the chicks
>inspire fellow workers to start getting fit
>at mall sitting down at foot locker with tight muscle shirt
>group of girls walk by
>the all reverse walk and i catch em mirin
>friend calls me a fag for being fit

feelsgoodman.jpeg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 04:03:00 No.12064183 Report

Quoted By:

>>12061392
>>12061417
holy shit look at these fgts judging this kids "facial aesthetics", even using a _/10 scale as if attraction isn't opinion. Holy fuck guys if you do this and haven't come to terms with the fact that you're gay I have some REALLY bad news for you. You find Gosling attractive

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 04:17:00 No.12064355 Report

Quoted By: >>12064390

>Been lifting for only 4 months
>Wear long sleeve shirts at work so not obvious I've been putting on muscle and losing fat
>Girl I work with grabbed my arm to get my attention
>"Wow! Your getting really muscly"
>Continues to molest my arm

>Out doing grocery shopping
>See my aunt who I haven't seen for a while
>"I can see you've been going to the gym"
>swtf

>At work, there's these cans, like large paint tins that need to be moved
>I grab one in each arm and move them.
>Girl, not the same as in above story, decides to help
>I go back, she's standing by the tins looking ashamed
>"I couldn't even pick up one with both hands, I have no idea how you carried two"
>MFW I pick up another two and watch her mire

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 04:19:00 No.12064382 Report

Quoted By:

>>12060674
post pics

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 04:20:00 No.12064390 Report

Quoted By:

>>12064355
browse/fit/alphaasfuck.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 04:40:00 No.12064696 Report

Quoted By:

>>12061388
what did they do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 04:53:00 No.12064915 Report

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Throw the goat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2012 04:57:00 No.12064975 Report

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Don't really get a lot of people explicitly mirin in NZ, I think there's a much larger proportion of people around my age who are in shape, so having a bit of muscle isn't as amazing as it might be in somewhere like the US. More competition so the standard is slightly higher. I assume the same goes for Aus too, but they have higher obesity rates so idk.

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