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!OxUoYUbEmc No.12068888 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
BOLD STATEMENT: I literally made out with the hottest girl, Ive ever made out with tonight. Got digits and she wants to hang out tomorrow.

Get on my 376 lbs squat

Do you even lift?