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!kQbNiggerU No.12081296 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>go to the archives
>find that only three FPS threads are tagged as "fat people stories"
>spend some time and tag about a dozen more FPS threads likewise
>feel like I've done my good deed for the day


Sorry, got no fresh FPS stories here, so I'll just CP one of my favorite fatass beatdowns of all time:

>you do not deserve priority seating because you are obese, someone who is paralysed didn't get paralysed by eating too many wheelchairs. You did this to yourself, so you can deal with it without trying to make the rest of us, who look after ourselves and have enough will power to say no to the 4th serving of burgers and fries. Fuck off and get some self respect you wreck.