To the tune of Nicki Minaj's "Automatic" (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEf9WyfO8NA):
He can't control it when he's posting his shit
Bet you never ever seen shit like this
He's a monster on the board he can't quit
Now you know it's automatic, it's automatic
It's automatic he's a runaway train
And it's likely that he'll tear up this place
When he posts, he posts hard
He's gonna post loads of shit tonight
It's automatic his condition's unknown
There's no remedy, and no antidotes
It's just the way that he is
Aggy, Aggy, so bad tonight
He can't control it when he's posting his shit
Bet you never ever seen shit like this
He's a monster on the board he can't quit
Now you know it's automatic, it's automatic