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Went through 56 pages and STILL no gym stories thread! Taking it upon myself to make one.

>>Doing deadlifts at station in front of mirror.
>>Indian curlbro comes in and stands next to me
>>Lifts shirt and admires the lines of his "six pack" in the mirror
>>He doesn't have a six pack, its just a flabby beer belly with folds/lines that hes getting from a mix of sucking in his gut and bending his body slightly forward
>>Takes a 45 pound plate from MY FUCKING BAR THAT I'M OBVIOUSLY USING TO DEADLIFT
>>Tell him I'm still using the plate politely. "Sorry bro, I thought you were finished"
>>Grabs another plate and starts doing side bends at 25 reps per set, really crappy form, and hes grunting with every bend as if he was lifting the weight of the world.
>>Finishes his set. Lifts his shirt again to mire his "abs", then completely removes shirt to flex in front of the mirror, all the while puckering his lips and making kissing motions at himself as if he was practicing the face he would use on some drunk bitch at the club tonight.

So are we douchebags for judging other people for their work out habits or are these feels okay?