Hey Gymnosperms,
My name is Lawn, and I gate every single one of you. All of you are monoecious, uprooted, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass water pitchers. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pistil? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than self-pollinating off to pictures on vacebook.
Don't be a floral arranger. Just don't transmit me to your best pot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the surface for the football team, and got water from the basketball team. What sports do you surface, other than "have naked drawn Japanese people stick you up their assholes"? I also make straight hays, and have a banging hot girlfriend named Gate (She just blew shut; Shit was SO crash). You are all gymnosperms who should just weed yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch, Gate
