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> be checking out of supermarket
> see an ambulocetus leaving with her cart
> she is wearing some dress that resembles a painter's tarp
>she stops at the table near the exit and looks at the boxes of cookies to see if anyone is looking
> she thinks no one is looking and grabs a box and attempts to "run"
> security guard sees her and walks up to her and catches up due to how slow she was going
> he asks for them back
>she claims she bought them and that he is just following her because he is staring at her curves and wishes he had a real women like her
> walk to my car and leave; didn't see what happened after that
OC that just happened to me about an hour ago I lol'd so hard and immediately thought of posting it in an FPS thread
> see an ambulocetus leaving with her cart
> she is wearing some dress that resembles a painter's tarp
>she stops at the table near the exit and looks at the boxes of cookies to see if anyone is looking
> she thinks no one is looking and grabs a box and attempts to "run"
> security guard sees her and walks up to her and catches up due to how slow she was going
> he asks for them back
>she claims she bought them and that he is just following her because he is staring at her curves and wishes he had a real women like her
> walk to my car and leave; didn't see what happened after that
OC that just happened to me about an hour ago I lol'd so hard and immediately thought of posting it in an FPS thread