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Anonymous !!BvBZJIM+I1V Mon 23 Apr 2012 21:54:00 No.12229750 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12229946 >>12230538 >>12231535

Things no one told you about getting /fit/...

>Almost everyone you meet is an expert on proper nutrition and exercise routines, regardless of their own health.
>Expect to fart around 5 times more than normal when bulking and for them to smell around 3.72 times as potent.
>When you reach the top of a deadlift, the bar reassuringly cups your penis and testicles.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:00:00 No.12229833 Report

Quoted By: >>12229861

>When you reach the top of a deadlift, the bar reassuringly cups your penis and testicles

that feel when you pinch your left testicle between your hand and your leg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:02:00 No.12229861 Report

Quoted By: >>12231021

>>12229833

>tfw deadlifting with dumbbells smashing your penis between the two.

I might be the only one whos felt this feel as all I have are dumbbells

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:05:00 No.12229900 Report

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this might be good..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:05:00 No.12229906 Report

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>>12229883

fatfaguadito has made his contribution for the day

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:08:00 No.12229946 Report

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>>12229750
The farting thing is totally true.
No one ever let me know how bad protein farts were. I can clear a room with a single ass blast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:09:00 No.12229955 Report

Quoted By: >>12230262

>>When you reach the top of a deadlift, the bar reassuringly cups your penis and testicles.

lmao my sides...

also..
>finding new pants that fit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:11:00 No.12229981 Report

Quoted By: >>12230669

>you will get quietly irritated by how clueless most people are about nutrition/exercise
>your family will warn you about getting "too big" and looking stupid as soon as you have any gains whatsoever
>you will become assburgers in the gym and detest anyone who is ever in your way/in the squat rack/standing around chatting rather than working out
>you will fart like a beast. and it will be awful.
>you will weigh yourself all the time
>you will try to sneak a look at any reflective surface ever and instead of fixing your hair like a normal vain cunt you flex (i usually flex triceps)
>when people talk about an ideal physique and give an example you will always find some imperfection (no lats, no legs etc)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:14:00 No.12230022 Report

Quoted By: >>12231143

>your life will revolve around gym, eating, and sleeping
i come from a /g/, /v/, background and i never thought this would happen to me. but i love it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:22:00 No.12230130 Report

Quoted By: >>12230256 >>12230387

>Your jeans will rip when you go to tie your shoes.

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RedDickies !!BvBZJIM+I1V Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:25:00 No.12230186 Report

Quoted By: >>12230251 >>12230347

>black girls hit on you
>Instead of model/actor references you get "superman" or "johnny bravo"
>You need to piss eight times every three hours
>showering is now an exploration of uncharted sinews and ripples you didn't know existed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:27:00 No.12230209 Report

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Experienced those problems only slightly..
>occassional know-it-all fatty at the market said something along the lines of "eating only cottage cheese ain't good for ya"
>Definitely farts more often, they're either without smell or smells like my protein powder...
>I've got my dick pointing down, slightly to the rear in my pants, but I usually have trouble with deadlifts scraping my chins

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:27:00 No.12230219 Report

Quoted By: >>12230309

>wanting so hard to try and explain to coworkers and friends how toning is bullshit and situps will not get you abs.

I tried once, but it was like talking to a wall made of toning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:29:00 No.12230251 Report

Quoted By: >>12230379 >>12230507

>>12230186

>You need to piss eight times every three hours

Holy crap, this so much. I thought I was suffering from diabetes at one point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:30:00 No.12230256 Report

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>>12230130

milllllf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:30:00 No.12230262 Report

Quoted By: >>12230294 >>12230399 >>12231233 >>12231852

>>12229955
32" waist, 300lb squat.
They don't make pants for this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:32:00 No.12230288 Report

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>farts everywhere

I'M NOT ALONE

Also:
>not fitting in your clothes
>older people will tell you how to do a workout, and you feel awkward when you do it better than them
>you realize you're on a higher level than your previously thought fit friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:32:00 No.12230294 Report

Quoted By: >>12230322 >>12230351

>>12230262

I know that feel

>> People questioning why you go to the gym so much and claiming it to be 'unhealthy' to get too big

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:34:00 No.12230309 Report

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>>12230219
>talking to a wall made of toning
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:35:00 No.12230322 Report

Quoted By: >>12230354

>>12230294
It is, loads of body builders and powerlifters have health issues

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:35:00 No.12230326 Report

Quoted By: >>12233848

>you will never pass by a mirror and not stop again
>you will go through a phase of trying to inform people about nutrition when they talk about it and are clueless
>you will follow this phase by giving up trying to help people and telling everyone you did wiifit for your body
>suddenly other girls looking at you becomes a capital offense to your girlfriend
>girlfriend's friends start trying to flirt with you
>friends will want to come work out with you but they won't put any effort into it and won't fix their diet then declare that diet and exercise don't work when they don't see results
>you'll stop talking to these friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:36:00 No.12230343 Report

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>People miring
Starts out as fun and ego boost, then it gets ridiculous, specially if it's people you meet all the time, they'll tire you with comments
>When hanging out with friends convo seems to shift to lifting more often
Not a bad thing because I'm the person that teaches and helps
>People tend to stay on your good side, and joke their way out of a situation that might irritate you, even bigger guys
This feels amazing I gotta say, you can just chill and resolve problems/fights
>if some bros happen to lift, and they know you outlift them, instant respect

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:37:00 No.12230347 Report

Quoted By: >>12230374

>>12230186
>>12230186
>>black girls hit on you

Are you in the USA? Which area?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:37:00 No.12230351 Report

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>>12230294

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance

"This example follows a pattern: one desires something, finds it unattainable, and reduces one's dissonance by criticizing it."

"I can't be as fit as anon... so I'll make him feel about it".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:37:00 No.12230354 Report

Quoted By: >>12230637

>>12230322

Sorry I meant natural, not using HGH or Steroids or something to that effect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:38:00 No.12230366 Report

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I farted about 6 times so far while reading this thread

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RedDickies !!BvBZJIM+I1V Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:39:00 No.12230374 Report

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>>12230347
Atl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:39:00 No.12230379 Report

Quoted By: >>12230507

>>12230251

Dude, me too! I was scared at first cause I didn't realize how much I had to pee on an average day. And I couldn't believe it was diabetes because I lost 25 pounds from eating right and gym. But still I was worried.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:39:00 No.12230381 Report

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i dont get protein farts or worse smelling farts and i get great intake. yall niggers are fucking nasty

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:39:00 No.12230383 Report

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>that only fat girls initiate the approach
>that I'd love sprinting up hills at midnight
>that projectile vomiting from squats is ultimate gratification
>that I'd still have no gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:39:00 No.12230387 Report

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>>12230130
fuck. That actually happened to me. Ripped my favorite pants ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:40:00 No.12230392 Report

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I used to fart a lot at first but then I realised I was lactose intolerant and drinking half a gallon of milk a day (had always been fine with smaller quantities).

Lactase drops in milk = problem solved.

Back to farting just normal amounts (still a lot).

MedicBro

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MedicBro Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:40:00 No.12230399 Report

Quoted By: >>12230405

>>12230262

32" waist, 30" inseam, repping 3plate+ squats. What the fuck, body?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:41:00 No.12230404 Report

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>Arms aren't big, never work arms
>Everyone compliments my arms
>Try and tell them I work my legs
>They don't give a fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:41:00 No.12230405 Report

Quoted By: >>12230430 >>12230520

>>12230399
32" waist 30" inseam master race

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:41:00 No.12230406 Report

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>If you're a skinnyfat dude you can't go around acting buff and giving advice

Why didn't /fit/ tell me this? I thought that if I touched some iron I'd be a professional fitness expert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:42:00 No.12230424 Report

Quoted By: >>12230457

>you will shit at least 4 times a day.

I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:43:00 No.12230430 Report

Quoted By: >>12230468 >>12230568

>>12230405
>30" inseam
>not dwarven race.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:43:00 No.12230433 Report

Quoted By: >>12233805

>you will injure every possible joint
>girls still wont mire, because of ugly face

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:43:00 No.12230435 Report

Quoted By: >>12230455

>when I have an enormous ass, bigger than most of the girls I know
>a friend i think is slightly closet buttpirate says i have a plumb ass

Th.. Thanks squats

>captcha

I do 5/3/1 and I like it :B

I do 5/3/1 and I like it :B Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:44:00 No.12230450 Report

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You realize how ignorant the general population is when it comes to nutrition, weight lifting, fitness in general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:45:00 No.12230455 Report

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>>12230435
>enormous ass

This. Fucking squats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:45:00 No.12230457 Report

Quoted By: >>12230483 >>12230490

>>12230424

I hate crapping every day. I mean, I know it's good for you, but it sucks when you have to leave your dorm, walk a considerable distances into another building, walk 3 floors up, and use a public toliet. Also sucks when you've got anal fissures and the stool is hard.

I can't use our dorm's toliet since I am a complete germaphobe. Living with 7 other dudes..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:45:00 No.12230468 Report

Quoted By:

>>12230430
>always get told i'm tall
>only 5'11
laughingblackman.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:46:00 No.12230483 Report

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>>12230457

...so you got to a PUBLIC bathroom?! Worse.

Why not just clean the toilet?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:47:00 No.12230490 Report

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>>12230457
so instead you use a fucking public toilet used by so many other people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:48:00 No.12230507 Report

Quoted By:

>>12230251
>>12230379
I seriously had this to a point where it was silly, I shit you not, 2 nights in a row, after I came back from the gym, drinking around 1.6 liters during workout, and another liter till chill then bedtime, I would sit, get up and pee, check 2 pages on /fit/ get up again, I pissed around 8 times in an hour until I emptied out, 2 nights in a row when I upped my whey intake to 175 grams of protein +90 grams from other food, I thought my kidneys were failing or I'd gotten diabetes from my carb intake, freaked out, also at 70 bw kilo and taking in that much protein lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:49:00 No.12230520 Report

Quoted By: >>12230589 >>12230621

>>12230405
32" waist, 34" inseam, 206 lbs with 10% bodyfat, blonde hair, blue eyed, 2240 SAT real master race here. Get bent midget

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:51:00 No.12230538 Report

Quoted By: >>12230563 >>12230680

>>12229750
>>12229750
First time I deadlifted ...oh fuck memories!

>first time in gym for leg day (curlbro status undeniable)
>wearing gymshorts with no underwear
>do my lifts and finally make it to deads
>on my way up with the bar
>SUDDENLY BONER, BONER EVERYWHERE
>Reach top of lift
>standing there Boner ontop of bar pulled up gymshorts
>cardio machines are facing the free weight area and I'm facing the machines because I don't like people behind me
>Boner infront of 30+ people
>put down weight and walk away with towel over shoulder right out the front
>switch gym and wear compression shirts underneath

Mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:51:00 No.12230543 Report

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>People who obviously have no idea about effective exercise and diet in general will suddenly and loudly make mostly incorrect comments about exercise and diet and occasionally say things about your body, exercise or diet that they've got no fucking right saying. They will get butt hurt when you shoot them the fuck down after a couple of friendly warnings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:53:00 No.12230563 Report

Quoted By: >>12230600

>>12230538

>my first time doing leg day
>realize how much stress is going on my lower body
>my bowels
>have to go into the locker room just to check if I execreted a little.

Man, I hated that. I was so selfconscious. Now I'm fine and sometimes I use the bathroom first immediatebly before going to the gym.

MedicBro

MedicBro Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:53:00 No.12230568 Report

Quoted By: >>12230773

>when walking around, people automatically make way for you
>you rarely, if ever, actually get into an argument with someone
>you get away with enormous amounts of shit compared to un/fit/ people

>>12230430

That's 32"x30" at 6'0". Half of the t-shirts I try on look like they're made for fat midgets. The second I move my arms above my head, the bottom flies above my navel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:55:00 No.12230589 Report

Quoted By: >>12230621

>>12230520
43" waist, 49" seam, 8"2" blond hair blue eyes, 2400 sat, i didnt even try, rejected harvard and every other ivy league, just slaying mad pussy now, also from investments ive saved up close to 2 billion dollars, also real master race reporting in, fuck off manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:55:00 No.12230600 Report

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>>12230563
thats why i ALWAYS shit before squats. even if i dotn have to it's become habit to at least try

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:56:00 No.12230605 Report

Quoted By: >>12230755 >>12233805

fat as fatass here 2 weeks in, one thing I noticed no one mentioned:

>when eating shit food, hungry all the time
>eating clean, I have to force myself to eat sometimes (today my lunch for example) because I'm really not hungry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:57:00 No.12230621 Report

Quoted By:

>>12230589
im also a solid 360 lbs with 8% body fat
>>12230520
get on my level midget

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:58:00 No.12230637 Report

Quoted By:

>>12230354
So did I

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 22:59:00 No.12230656 Report

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>fit girls don't exist
>you will go through the 12 stages of grief about this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:00:00 No.12230669 Report

Quoted By:

>>12229981
I get 2,5,6

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:01:00 No.12230680 Report

Quoted By:

>>12230538
>>12230538
I thought i was the only one that gets hard while deadlifting

No one told me
>people who are smaller and weaker than me will constantly tell me im training wrong
>having even a bit of muscle makes people thing twice about starting shit
>you will look back on how beta you were eith horror
>your father will say "son, i am proud"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:02:00 No.12230685 Report

Quoted By: >>12230752

I'm 6'2", 17" neck, 46" chest, 32" waist, 32" leg. Can't wear shit. Medium shirts look like they are slung across my shoulders and chest tight to the point where the fabric hands over my pecs and stomach like a loose curtain. Medium 'skinny' fit just basically have no sleeves on the arms and make me look like some try hard cunt showing off my sick 'ceps bro.

Button up shirts with a 17" neck are for fat fucks, like 52" chest and half a ream of cotton for the waist/stomach area. I've got to buy 15" shirts and just not button them to get anything approaching a fit except if I try to move my arms. Buying a 17" athletic or 'modern' or 'tailored' cut sometimes does it, but often they are tight as shit in the arms, very skinny.

Trousers are ok except I need to wear them above my ass and just above/on my hip bones. I think lots of trousers are cut to be worn low and slung kind of around the ass and below the hips/above the crotch. My squat bubble butt ass isn't having any of that shit, they have to be high above my ass, straight around and tight. As a result most of my trousers have to be old man cut or they look like shit. I don't mind this so much because it shows off my awesome glutes and narrow waist and V taper, except people have occasionally mentioned it, like "dude what is with your trousers? they look like your ass is trying to consume them..".

Uhh, that is what an ass looks like in trousers that fit you goddamn skinnyfat moron in skinny fit 40" waist low cut jeans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:06:00 No.12230752 Report

Quoted By: >>12230822

>>12230685
>32" waist
>32" leg
>allofmywat.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:06:00 No.12230755 Report

Quoted By: >>12230839 >>12232621

>>12230605

>eating clean, I have to force myself to eat sometimes (today my lunch for example) because I'm really not hungry

God, this. I see why so many people resort to GOMAD. I'm 24 now, always been scrawny. It was extremely rare for me to eat until I felt full - I usually just ate until I no longer felt hungry. Force-feeding yourself food feels terrible but for some reason drinking liquids (like milk) is a lot easier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:07:00 No.12230759 Report

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>can't talk to a woman with her playing with her hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:07:00 No.12230760 Report

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Pinching your hands while re racking the bar from squats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:08:00 No.12230773 Report

Quoted By: >>12230891

>>12230568
Is there anything you can do about this? I hate how big around and short shirts are. Every T-shirt I try is to big around and not long enough. I'm 6'2"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:08:00 No.12230775 Report

Quoted By: >>12230915 >>12231317

>That you won't be able to fit in clothes, all clothes that fit your shoulders and legs nowadays are made for fat people are look like tents on you, exept they're tight in the shoulder/thigh region

>that it's okay to treat a built person alot worse. somehow you lose all your cuteness or everyone stops having pity for you, and thus will treat you worse. or people are just insecure idk.

>that the only thing people will talk about around you is your muscles and lifts, everything is an implication to your build

>that eating alot of food is alot harder than it sounds. you'll completely lose all understanding about how fat people get that fat

>that as soon as a built person takes off his shirt, hes a douche

>that getting built means you'll sweat about five times as much as the average person

>that females have no appreciation of male form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:11:00 No.12230822 Report

Quoted By: >>12230894

>>12230752
What doesn't make sense about that? 32" waist, 32" leg. Before cutting I was a 34" waist. Still strange?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:12:00 No.12230839 Report

Quoted By:

>>12230755
I know that feel.

I do half GOMAD because otherwise I'd never even get close.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:15:00 No.12230883 Report

Quoted By: >>12230958

>that as soon as a built person takes off his shirt, hes a douche
i lol'ed heartily

>that females have no appreciation of male form.
sure they do, they like skinnyfat!

MedicBro

MedicBro Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:16:00 No.12230891 Report

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>>12230773

Honestly? Just shop around and pray you can find something that fits. Anything with a reputation for being longer cut is good, long cut + athletic fit is amazing. Most of the stuff you find that's long enough will probably be snug across the chest, shoulders, and arms though. I've resigned myself to looking kinda like a douchebag and just not giving a fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:16:00 No.12230894 Report

Quoted By: >>12235027

>>12230822
i hope you measured around both legs at once and your legs arent individually 32"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:16:00 No.12230902 Report

Quoted By: >>12245182

>26 years old
>worn 32"x34" pants since high school
>get /fit/ last year
>suddenly reach shitty pants limbo
>waists run too big
>thighs are too tight
>sizes mean nothing anymore because you never know if the jeans youre trying on are true to size or made for skinny fucking hipster legs
>size medium shirt also means nothing
>some mediums fit fine, others fit like im wearing a shirt from the 8th grade

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:17:00 No.12230915 Report

Quoted By: >>12231076 >>12231583

>>12230775
All of this.

Also, being /fit/ helps you to keep stupid friends and real friends apart. I'm not even jacked, just a little built, I started powerlifting a year ago (currently at 180/100/200 raw, kgs, lolnobench) and uni friends that knew my "old self" just keep on going about how fucking built I am. It's like they try to make fun of me in front of women, whenever I come up, they get insecure and are like "wow anon you are so fucking jacked!", to which I have to reply "no I am not" or "shut the fuck up". What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:18:00 No.12230934 Report

Quoted By: >>12238893

>large shirts fit perfect in shoulders
>too loose in waist
>medium shirts too tight in shoulders
>perfect in waist
FUCK YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:19:00 No.12230958 Report

Quoted By: >>12231009 >>12232171

>>12230883
>sure they do, they like skinnyfat!
there must be something about this.

I have a friend with an IQ around 80 who is skinnyfat (can't bench a bar) and has the personality of a wet carrot. My friends and I play trivia games sometimes, trivial pursiut etc. In about 30 games, he's never got one question right, he just sits and stares and looks dumb.

And this guy gets about ten times more pussy than me because he sits and pretends to be interested in female issues. And he talks about relationships etc with females, which I would never do for any amount of pussy.

>you hate your friend durr
yes, and i'm too nice to push him away from my friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:20:00 No.12230965 Report

Quoted By:

>threads like this make you proud
the /fit i remember

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:22:00 No.12231009 Report

Quoted By: >>12231068

>>12230958
>dem social skills

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:23:00 No.12231021 Report

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>>12229861
i dont know why youre dead lifting with dumbbells but i have a similar story.

>be doing dumbbell shoulder shrugs to warm up for heavy power shrugs on a barbell
>100lbs in each hand slowly shrugging
>weird indian guy in sandals grabs some dumbbells to do curls
>he is using his whole body to curl up the 35lbs
>because of his weird whole body form his is slightly moving towards me
>oh shit im getting cramped against the wall next to me so i had to stand my ground
>mid shrug he kinda loses balance and his dumbbell bumps mine
>i slam both dumbbells together pinching the skin of my dick tip
>holy fuck pain of a million needles in my cock
>he says uhh sorry bro and im leaning over in pai
>when i regain my composure i see him walking into the locker room
>i had a blood blister on the tip of my dick for about 2 weeks.

i never saw him there again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:24:00 No.12231046 Report

Quoted By: >>12231083 >>12231084 >>12231091 >>12231113 >>12231178 >>12231538 >>12232384 >>12235279 >>12237090

>when you start getting /fit/ your menstrual cycle will troll you
>been 2 months, no period
>random cramps every where
>in the middle of lifting
>CRAMP CRAMP CRAMP
>AH GOD
>goes away
>my face
>my face when in also laying on my bed right now because all my muscles ache and I can also feel my uterus pulsating

Jesus Christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:25:00 No.12231064 Report

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>doing pullups in shorts
>cock flops out at top of rep
>i'm like- 'sup dick'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:26:00 No.12231068 Report

Quoted By: >>12231144

>>12231009
I don't know if I'd call them social skills or just general retardedness.

woman:
>blablabla to totally friend said blablabitch such a whore blablabla
he
>yeah totally
*stares vacantly at her with a dumb smile*

He just has something in common with 99% of females: He has nothing interesting to say, and can relate to it.

I wouldn't call it social skills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:26:00 No.12231076 Report

Quoted By: >>12231120

>>12230915
>talk to them about it
or
>get better friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:26:00 No.12231083 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231046
force your beta boyfriend to give you a lower back massage, it will help with the cramps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:26:00 No.12231084 Report

Quoted By: >>12235247

>>12231046
>/fit/ girl
>won't get preggo
a/s/l/contact

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:27:00 No.12231091 Report

Quoted By: >>12231130 >>12235761

>>12231046
Woman, you're lacking Magnesium and maybe a few other minerals. Keep exercising, take mineral supplements or drink gatorade or similar. No big deal.

coolrun

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coolrun Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:28:00 No.12231113 Report

Quoted By: >>12231162

>>12231046
>I can also feel my uterus pulsating

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:28:00 No.12231120 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231076
Well, it's not like they're my best friends, just a bunch of guys at uni I hang with, do certain lectures/classes with and they would be quite ok if it weren't for that stupid "oh durr you so fit" thing whenever a third person (especially woman) comes up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:29:00 No.12231130 Report

Quoted By: >>12231152

>>12231091
>more stuff no one ever tells me

Thanks man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:29:00 No.12231135 Report

Quoted By:

it's not really being /fit/ yet, but
decide to go on diet. tell friend same day
"yeah i noticed you got smaller"
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:29:00 No.12231140 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw your clothes stop fitting and you have to start buying new clothes.

I never realized how expensive jeans are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:29:00 No.12231143 Report

Quoted By:

>>12230022
Y-you escaped from /g/?

I thought I was the only one. Seriously though, I went from programming or gaming all day to actually living life. It was great.

>that confidence
>that growing feeling of power
>that feel when you take care of yourself, and women notice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:30:00 No.12231144 Report

Quoted By: >>12231290

>>12231068
most people just want you to listen to them

you could totally make him lose his shit by doing what he does. since you are more jacked than him all you have to do it sit down and keep your mouth from fucking up your game.

seriously.

also, women are intimidated by you because they assume that you are way out of their league. that means that you are going to have to show extra interest in them and forgive all sorts of aspie behavior.

your friend doesn't stand a chance in competition against you. you just don't know how to compete.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:30:00 No.12231152 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231130
>2012
>not taking a multi vitamin
>herp derp where are my periods

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:31:00 No.12231160 Report

Quoted By:

> I can also feel my uterus pulsating

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:31:00 No.12231162 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231113
you know I just figured out why I can feel my uterus pulsating so much right now.....

I really hate this body... the surprises....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:31:00 No.12231164 Report

Quoted By: >>12231229

>your taller, fatter (mantits ahoy!) friend claims to be healthier and more manlier than you because he still drinks beer and liquor all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:31:00 No.12231165 Report

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>At the bottom of a squat you have almost no control over holding in a fart

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:32:00 No.12231178 Report

Quoted By: >>12231265

>>12231046
>uterus pulsating

Holy fuck you bitches have shitty bodies. I mean, pretty and all, I like to stick my dick in it, but totally, completely shitty when it comes to functionality. My gf has cramps that double her over when menstruating. Or before menstruating.

Guess what happens when it hits her while I'm balls deep in dat? Yep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:32:00 No.12231185 Report

Quoted By: >>12231258

ITT: bodybuilders giving female reproductive health advice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:35:00 No.12231229 Report

Quoted By: >>12231261 >>12231298

>>12231164

Her, without makeup.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:36:00 No.12231233 Report

Quoted By: >>12231258 >>12231266

>>12230262
jeans can be custom made- look at indicustom.com

I'm trying them out. They ask for your weight and give you the option saying you have "muscular" legs and a "prominent" ass. I figure if you put in a 32" inch waist, muscular legs and a heavy weight they'll figure out you aren't fat as fatass. It takes like 4 weeks+ to make so I haven't gotten mine yet

MedicBro

MedicBro Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:37:00 No.12231258 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231185

Women need to supplement vitamins and minerals differently than men, how is that a fucking esoteric mystery? If you already need to take a supplement for iron, you might as well just take a fucking multi and cover your bases.

>>12231233

Might as well just have somebody you know (that isn't a fucking retard) tape you and get proper measurements for everything. Tailored shirts are amazing, by the by.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:37:00 No.12231261 Report

Quoted By: >>12232324

>>12231229
wat, no, i don't even

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:38:00 No.12231265 Report

Quoted By: >>12231282 >>12231321

>>12231178
Yep... it only pulsates when it starts.

Worst time this thing ever hit me was the first day of basic training, during shower drills.

OH HOW CONVIENENT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:38:00 No.12231266 Report

Quoted By: >>12231416

>>12231233
Fuck yeah, I'll try that one too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:39:00 No.12231273 Report

Quoted By: >>12235206

>get really excited about free food at events and parties FREE BULK
>nothing in the fridge but 4lbs of chicken, beans, cottage cheese, milk, and 5 dozen eggs
>so fucking sick of chicken, rather be hungry than eat another fucking piece

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:39:00 No.12231282 Report

Quoted By: >>12231487

>>12231265
What is the point of a girl going into military? Aren't you vaginas not allowed anywhere near a combat zone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:39:00 No.12231290 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231144
Well yes. I guess I forgot to write it but Im kinda not trying to get laid that much. If it happens it happens, but it's not exactly a priority/goal for me.

One of the foremost reasons I look down on this guy so much is that he thinks wanting to sleep with as many women as possible is a good life goal. Meanwhile I'm getting a good education, getting really good lifts and learning two instruments.

I don't hate him as much as I pity him. I very rarely feel better than another person, but I honestly think the difference between him and me is as big as the difference between an animal and a human.

This guy quit highschool, tried to do it three years later, and didn't pass the first highschool course in math, despite doing it two times.

I would never trade his life for mine. It's a low, sad existance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:39:00 No.12231295 Report

Quoted By:

>That feel when you're aware of your form even for something as simple as bending down to pick up socks from your bedroom floor.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:40:00 No.12231298 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231229

Separated at birth?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:40:00 No.12231299 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw i realized a uterus can beat like a heart before a period

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:40:00 No.12231317 Report

Quoted By:

>>12230775
>you'll completely lose all understanding about how fat people get that fat

So true. I practically have to force-feed myself to get my calorie goals.

MedicBro

MedicBro Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:41:00 No.12231321 Report

Quoted By: >>12231430

>>12231265

Lost in the Woods or Relaxin' Jackson?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:41:00 No.12231329 Report

Quoted By:

>That its possible to cum in your pants from squatting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:41:00 No.12231337 Report

Quoted By: >>12231460

>randomly come across a pull-up bar
>undeniable urge to do pull-ups
>people think that you are showing off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:42:00 No.12231343 Report

Quoted By: >>12231421

>When you reach the top of a deadlift, the bar reassuringly cups your penis and testicles.
>mfw that happens atleast 5 times every set

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:44:00 No.12231393 Report

Quoted By: >>12241345

>the more built you get, the more you'll penis will look like a prepubescent boys penis after workouts

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:45:00 No.12231416 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231266
Disregard that, at $175+ I'll stick to Levi's 514 and trousers that are not jeans.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:45:00 No.12231421 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231343
>>12231343
>sets of 5

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:46:00 No.12231429 Report

Quoted By:

>Can't stop thinking about perfect form when lifting up things "in real life" or when squatting down for some reason
>Enjoy lifting up things in real life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:46:00 No.12231430 Report

Quoted By: >>12231555 >>12231804

>>12231321
Fort Chill actually (hurr Sill), for awhile they made it co-ed, I heard they switche it back though.

As for the other guy, I'm in the Army, there's tons of non-combat jobs anyway, (I'm a medic though... guess it could go either way.) plus I like the benefits.

If I was in the Marines I could see a better "what" though... cause all they do is... fight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:46:00 No.12231440 Report

Quoted By:

>have to do the dishes 4x as much from cooking healthy at every meal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:47:00 No.12231460 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231337

THIS! I swear, the number of times I've just been fucking around doing pullups on random stuff and had people give me shit... I just like doing pullups!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:47:00 No.12231466 Report

Quoted By: >>12231509

>teenage girls want to fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:48:00 No.12231487 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231282
>implying their vaginas aren't combat zones

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:49:00 No.12231509 Report

Quoted By: >>12231771

>>12231466
>teenage girls want to fuck
Details, please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:50:00 No.12231535 Report

Quoted By:

>>12229750
>When you reach the top of a deadlift, the bar reassuringly cups your penis and testicles.

Hell yeah, I fucking love that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:50:00 No.12231538 Report

Quoted By: >>12231619

>>12231046
please please post ur tits please

MedicBro

MedicBro Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:51:00 No.12231555 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231430

Pulling 68W made me glad I'm /fit/, bound to make the physical part of the job a lot easier when I can jog around with a 200+lb dude in full combat load.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:52:00 No.12231583 Report

Quoted By: >>12231603

>>12230915
say "u mirin?" or "come at me bro"
it will actually work in your favor

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:53:00 No.12231592 Report

Quoted By: >>12233106

>make a bad joke that isn't even funny
>everyone laughs

feelsbadman.jpeg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:53:00 No.12231603 Report

Quoted By: >>12231628 >>12231634 >>12231800

>>12231583
I speak German, there are no cool things to say.
>WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KRIEG

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:54:00 No.12231619 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231538
/b/tard detected

i believe that what he meant to say was
TITS OR GTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:55:00 No.12231628 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231603
say it in english was an aussie accent

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:55:00 No.12231634 Report

Quoted By: >>12231685

>>12231603
>komm zu mir, bruder!
>neidisch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:56:00 No.12231644 Report

Quoted By:

>people think its okay to grab my biceps
>i dont care when girls do it, but when guys do it
>feels gay as fuck

>inb you're on /fit/ etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2012 23:58:00 No.12231685 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231634

I think "Kumpel"would work better than "Bruder" there

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:04:00 No.12231771 Report

Quoted By: >>12232159 >>12245182

>>12231509
>hanging out with 22year old redhead
>meet her friends, some of them teenage girls younger than her
>teenage girls being very obvious about wanting to fuck
>jealousy, unconscious grooming, extra-long goodbye hug (try to pull away- nope.jpeg)

>go over to gf's friend's house for dinner party
>her friend's teenage daughter puts on a super low-cut top
>bends over while making sushi, smiles. no other men there.

>teenage cashier
>lips slighly parted
>eyes wide
>starts playing with her hair
>touches your hand as she hands you change
>"thank you." I said
>"y-you too.."

yfw im 30

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:05:00 No.12231791 Report

Quoted By:

>Have a 32" waist. Recently bought a size 36 because my quads/thigs would not fit on the 32s nor 34s.
>The "Powerlifter's Belly"
>I HAVE to look at myself in the mirror, flexing triceps.
>Bulking time is not as fun as it sounds.
>Dieting down is a lot easier when you give up your fat as fatass tendencies from before.
>People look at you weird after a hand shake because one's hands are calloused as fuck.
>Dat ass
Should I keep going?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:05:00 No.12231797 Report

Quoted By: >>12232093 >>12232296 >>12240863

I've fucking ruined a chair with my protein farts. Literally ripped ass so many times in it that it smells like this acidic curried asshole constantly. I don't have a substitute chair though so I still use it. Whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:05:00 No.12231800 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231603
ich kenne das fühl bru

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:05:00 No.12231804 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231430
And suck each others dicks in the showers. So yeah, you prolly wouldn't fit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:07:00 No.12231830 Report

Quoted By: >>12231893

Strong Germanfaggotry in here. Any Austrians?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:08:00 No.12231852 Report

Quoted By:

>>12230262

I feel your feels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:11:00 No.12231893 Report

Quoted By: >>12231935

>>12231830
Wien?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:14:00 No.12231935 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231893
Graz

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:16:00 No.12231965 Report

Quoted By:

Kilos

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:16:00 No.12231969 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231839
Bro, the thing is saturated. I've febreezed it every day for like a month. My roommate febreezes me when I get out of the chair. Nothing works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:21:00 No.12232065 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231759
Not to make you feel bad but yeah, you could have gone out with them and just chosen food well and maybe eat less the next day if you're on a cut.

Just remember they're more intimidated than jealous, so being friendly will go a long way man

Zaboo !!bMmoIbJkw/2

Zaboo !!bMmoIbJkw/2 Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:22:00 No.12232087 Report

Quoted By: >>12232202

No one told me:

>that weekends will never be as fun anymore, because I get sad easily on rest days
>only half my clothes fit at a time. Soon as I get new clothes, the clothes that fit last month are too tight.
>fat girls will begin throwing themselves at me. Specifically, throwing their tits at me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:22:00 No.12232093 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231797
this! I actually try to hold my farts while driving 'cause I love my car too much to ruin it.

also
>be the skinnyfag that's always voted last into the team for your entire school life
>start working, can pay for gym now etc.etc.
>get jacked
>mfw most of my old classmates now don't even recognize who I am when they see me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:24:00 No.12232122 Report

Quoted By:

>wearing bike shorts in gym

>squats

>on final rep, boner flies out

>entire gym staring at my dick

>put down the bar and pull up my shorts like nothing happened

>couple of gorgeous girls are red in the face, smiles and smirks everywhere

>keep a straight face and look everyone in the eye

>boner producing small mountain in my pants

>gym staff ask me to get some proper shorts

keep a straight face and no one will even tease you

but it does help to have a big dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:24:00 No.12232128 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw you're a guy and your thighs touch when you walk

Th..thanks /fit/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:26:00 No.12232159 Report

Quoted By: >>12232578

>>12231771
>Teenage girls
Nice stories, bro. I'm 32 and I wouldn't mind doing teenage girls. Any action going or just flirting?

Captcha: sublistm bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:27:00 No.12232171 Report

Quoted By:

>>12230958
Read about the effects of the anticonceptive pills, shit's surprising.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:29:00 No.12232202 Report

Quoted By: >>12236881

Nobody told me people at the gym will be really friendly and helpful. I thought they would laugh at the chubby me. Little did i know, /fit/. Little did i know.

>>12232087

> I get sad easily on rest days

Oh god this. I sometimes just go running for 20 minutes on rest days, otherwise i will feel like shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:33:00 No.12232272 Report

Quoted By:

>be 20

>sister turns 18, throws slumber party at mothers house while mother is away

>asks me to be bouncer

>30 FLIPPING TEENAGERS OUT OF NO WHERE

>kick some aggressive little shits out almost immediately, along with several trashy looking party crashers and a black kid who was clearly trying to sell drugs

>I end up calling some of my best friends over to keep me from loosing my temper

>send everyone who was sober enough to walk home

>one of my sisters friends, same age as her with the body of a gymnast has been hitting on me all night and is stone cold sober

>culminates in her tonging me for an hour, followed by the quietest fuck I have ever had

>one night stand is best

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:35:00 No.12232296 Report

Quoted By: >>12232369 >>12232425 >>12232485 >>12232507 >>12232581 >>12232602 >>12232615 >>12232635 >>12232644 >>12232699 >>12232700 >>12240863

>>12231797

Th...thanks /fit/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:37:00 No.12232324 Report

Quoted By: >>12232452

>>12231261
durrrr on my /fit/?
oh my

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:39:00 No.12232369 Report

Quoted By:

>>12232296
there are no words

captcha: dryness ebrupe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:40:00 No.12232384 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231046

>2012

>not getting your uterus removed and replaced with another vagina

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:42:00 No.12232425 Report

Quoted By:

>>12232296

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:44:00 No.12232452 Report

Quoted By:

>>12232324
lol doyouevenliftaments

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:46:00 No.12232485 Report

Quoted By:

>>12232296

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:47:00 No.12232507 Report

Quoted By:

>>12232296

the fuck...

>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:49:00 No.12232541 Report

Quoted By: >>12232557

>cops will cuff you right off the bat just to make sure you wont try anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:50:00 No.12232557 Report

Quoted By:

>>12232541
>Nope.jpg
I'm not black.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:51:00 No.12232578 Report

Quoted By:

>>12232159
i don't flirt with them! they flirt with me.

the last thing i want is a teenage girl, don't you remember what that is like?

my gf is 40, fuck the police

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:51:00 No.12232581 Report

Quoted By:

>>12232296

What the...I...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:52:00 No.12232602 Report

Quoted By:

>>12232296
>tfw I just stood up to look at my chair. Oh-oh shit...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:53:00 No.12232615 Report

Quoted By: >>12232635

>>12232296
lick it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:53:00 No.12232621 Report

Quoted By:

>>12230755
liquids is the secret to bulking
my largest meal during my heaviest was a 6-cup oatmeal shake in the morning. that fucker could easily put me to sleep with all the carbs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:54:00 No.12232635 Report

Quoted By:

>>12232296
>>12232615
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:54:00 No.12232644 Report

Quoted By:

>>12232296
jesus christ brah, if you ever bring a chick home throw that out the window before she walks into your room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:58:00 No.12232699 Report

Quoted By: >>12233139

>>12232296
omg i cant stop laughing. the jizz blends seamlessly into the protein based shit like a fucking rainbow or something. holy shit. i dont even care how retarded i sound

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:58:00 No.12232700 Report

Quoted By: >>12232718 >>12232737

>>12232296

I swear this place gets worse by the second. First ice cream balls guy, now this

>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 00:59:00 No.12232718 Report

Quoted By: >>12232787

>>12232700
Ice cream balls guy was funny as fuck and you know it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 01:00:00 No.12232737 Report

Quoted By: >>12232787

>>12232700
Wait, wat. Ice cream balls?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 01:02:00 No.12232787 Report

Quoted By: >>12232837 >>12232853 >>12232894 >>12233139 >>12237262 >>12238225

>>12232737

Oh yeah, I got the cap. For everyone's viewing pleasure, I
give you pic related.

>>12232718
of course it was, I'm still laughing now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 01:03:00 No.12232807 Report

Quoted By:

>former female friends on fb mention casually that they are having problems in their relationships and want you to visit them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 01:04:00 No.12232837 Report

Quoted By:

i think i just hurt myself from laughing so hard

>>12232787
>>12232787
>>12232787

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 01:05:00 No.12232853 Report

Quoted By:

>>12232787

Oh fucking hell, haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 01:07:00 No.12232894 Report

Quoted By:

>>12232787
lol smalltime

>not enriching your carb-loaded calzone with protein

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 01:14:00 No.12233016 Report

Quoted By:

Since starting to get fit, I find it even more complicated to understand -find it more like 'fantastic'- the amount of food the landwhales you see on the street have to eat daily

And the amount of money they must spend... being a fat fuck must be expensive as hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 01:18:00 No.12233106 Report

Quoted By: >>12233134

>>12231592
this is beyond true.
and I'm the Funny Guy (or I was until I started lifting, then I got serious).

I know funny. I get comedy, real comedy.

But I can throw out bullshit non-jokes left and right and everyone will pass out from laughter. It's actually angrifying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 01:20:00 No.12233134 Report

Quoted By:

>>12233106

>screw up punchline
>everyone laughs anyway

wtf?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 01:20:00 No.12233139 Report

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>>12232787
Omfg best thing I've seen all day

>>12232699
Plus there's the defined back/ass sweat all along the far edge. Layers of flavor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 01:30:00 No.12233295 Report

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>women love me
>men hate me

i wish someone would have told me that this was

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 01:59:00 No.12233805 Report

Quoted By: >>12235024

>>12230433
>>12230605
Kinda same position for me. I fucking love food and mom is an amazing chef who makes WAY to much food.
So growing up I'd always eat a huge portion and often snack at leftovers after meals.

So when I moved out and started living as a poor student I pretty much lived on pasta, potatoes, minced chicken or pork strips and bread or muesli for breakfast. But I was always fucking hungry and ended up eating to much.

Started proper diet and exercise about week and a half ago and just dumped carbs from grains and starch completely.
Now I'll consume 1600 calories a day of meat and veg 3 times a day and I'm fucking full all day.

Only thing that sucks is buy large amount of veggies is fucking expensive..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 02:01:00 No.12233848 Report

Quoted By:

>>12230326
Aughhhhh get out of my head get out of my head!
My friend called me a fucking liar when I told him I don't do any direct ab work. Like I am just a greedy fucker who was unwilling to share my secrets with anybody else

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 02:03:00 No.12233895 Report

Quoted By:

>gay guys and fat girls will become more attracted to you

>mfw I'm getting cockblocked even harder than when I was a fat as fatass

What do I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 02:05:00 No.12233908 Report

Quoted By: >>12233923

>you will never be satisfied with yourself
>hello body dysmorphic order

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 02:05:00 No.12233923 Report

Quoted By:

>>12233908

disorder *

RoseBot !!EAVp3wibgC6

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RoseBot !!EAVp3wibgC6 Tue 24 Apr 2012 02:08:00 No.12233972 Report

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>rumors about having AIDS from weight loss
>women treat you like shite around men
>women with childbirth stomachs will constantly tell you that you need to cover up whilst wearing baggy men's tall tees
>men will suddenly want more than one-night stands with you
>clothes just look FUCKING better on thin people
>you will start to analyze everyone's diet around you and feel disgusted by people with no self control

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 02:23:00 No.12234224 Report

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>being on a cutting diet for 3 months
>go back home from uni
>parents order pizza
>eat two slices
>shit. shit everywhere.

my body went into shut down mode off of two slices of pizza because I had been feeding it healthy. the pain...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 02:41:00 No.12234525 Report

Quoted By: >>12234607

Holy shit. First time on /fit and this thread is the first thing I read.

I need to come here more often.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 02:46:00 No.12234587 Report

Quoted By: >>12234884

>get /fit/
>"anon why do you look so angry?"
>"I'm not angry."
next day
>"anon why do you look so mad?"
>"I'm not mad"
next day
>"anon why do you look upset?"
>"I'M NOT FUCKING MAD THIS IS JUST MY FUCKING FACE OKAY YEA NOW I MAD."
repeat ad nauseum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 02:48:00 No.12234607 Report

Quoted By:

>>12234525

It's not always like this, but we get one of these once or twice a week on a regular basis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 02:55:00 No.12234704 Report

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Unhealthy food is fucking poisonous. Soda burns my throat and stomach like alcohol, and sugar sends me into violent mood swings. Also, after my first cut (265 lbs to 195 lbs, 6'5") I went to Denny's and had a Lumberjack Slam drowned in butter and maple syrup. For eight months until that point, I had survived on fruits, vegetables, nuts, and lean protein, and that morning, I ate almost 2000 Cals of shitty corporate diner food in less than twenty minutes. And then for two or three days after, I constantly felt like there was a lead ball in my gut and like I was going to throw up every time I moved. And to think I ate two or three of those a week before I got /fit/...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:07:00 No.12234884 Report

Quoted By:

>>12234587
I used to get this when I was fatasfatass. Not so much anymore, but I don't think it's because I look any less angry, I think people are just less inclined to ask.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:14:00 No.12234964 Report

Quoted By: >>12234998

>When talking about lifiting with your friends they want to feel your biceps and they're impressed, but all you want to do is show them your quads but nobody gives a fuck.

For me, that's the worst.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:15:00 No.12234974 Report

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Why does everybody get upset about all the fucking plebeians sucking up to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:16:00 No.12234998 Report

Quoted By:

>>12234964

I make people feel my quads. They're so huge and hard, nobody gonna get away with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:18:00 No.12235024 Report

Quoted By:

>>12233805
>Only thing that sucks is buy large amount of veggies is fucking expensive..

Do you live in a bug US city by any chance ? I wonder why vegetables cost so much for you, good organics greens are cheap as fuck in small europe town.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:18:00 No.12235027 Report

Quoted By:

>>12230894

dude, that's the lenght, not the girth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:21:00 No.12235072 Report

Quoted By:

The biggest problem is junk food.
If you kept healthy diet for a long time simple soda can distort your stomach to the point you 'll be shitting all night long.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:22:00 No.12235088 Report

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>smelly ass chair

This used to happen to me in my fat WoW days.

Every time I got up to go to bed then my cat would just appear in that chair.

She likes smelly, warm places....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:23:00 No.12235106 Report

Quoted By: >>12235231 >>12237485

>when people ask you for advice on something, they're really just looking for validation from a buff guy
>you will get big and ripped only to find out that girls find your muscles intimidating and would rather settle for the fat or skinny guy
>you won't even care about girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:30:00 No.12235201 Report

Quoted By: >>12235249 >>12235298

>tfw you drink so much bottled water people actually think you like it and now refuse to drink fountain water because you can taste the imupurities
>tfw when you take shorter rest breaks because you want to intimidate/impress
>tfw "You're looking pretty buff anon"
>tfw family/friends think protein shakes are drugs and should be avoided
>tfw "You should avoid protein shakes and just eat more chicken instead, anon"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:30:00 No.12235206 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231273
>>get really excited about free food at events and parties FREE BULK
all of my lols this soooo much this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:31:00 No.12235231 Report

Quoted By:

>>12235106
>>when people ask you for advice on something, they're really just looking for validation from a buff guy
So much this. They rephrase and repeat their diet/exercise-related questions until you validate their dumbassery.
"But isn't this right? / But won't this help? / But if I ____, won't I get toned?"
>>nope.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:32:00 No.12235243 Report

Quoted By:

>girls who previously brushed you off and poked fun at you will now suck your dick in the bathroom of a club and swallow your semen while they look at you for approval

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:32:00 No.12235247 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231084
yfw she's a raging bull dyke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:33:00 No.12235249 Report

Quoted By:

>>12235201

>protein shakes are drugs
know this feel so well

also
>Creatine, whey, all other drinkable supplements come under the category of "protein shakes"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:35:00 No.12235279 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231046
if your bf% goes too low, you stop menstruating. EAT MORE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:36:00 No.12235298 Report

Quoted By:

>>12235201
>>12235201
>>12235201
>>12235201
SO MUCH WITH THE WATER THING. I just fucking hate water but will drink it as it is tasteless after banging those reps out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:36:00 No.12235303 Report

Quoted By:

I want a strong core so my back stays healthy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:37:00 No.12235322 Report

Quoted By:

no one told me that:
>i'd lose my fupa and find out i had a bigger than average penis
>every time i'm chilling with a girl, bros think i fucked her
>it's so much easier to find 32x32 pants than it is to find 44x32 pants.

best fucking thing that ever happened to me. lost 100lb's of fat gained 25lb's muscle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 03:54:00 No.12235569 Report

Quoted By: >>12241963

>you go from being that guy at the party some people kinda know to "oh shit! Anon is here!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 04:08:00 No.12235761 Report

Quoted By: >>12235800

>>12231091
MD here. Did family medicine in residency before trading up to trauma.

I'd like to know where this magnesium idea comes from. From what I recall, there are 3 or 4 theories on athletic amenorrhea (in a /fit female that gets periods, then no period for 6+ months). None of them have much to do with magnesium.

Not that mainstream medicine knows everything, but I'm saying...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 04:11:00 No.12235793 Report

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>Just like everybody else my legs outgrew all my jeans. Struggled to find something that wasn't baggy as fuck around the waist.
>Bought proper fitting jeans that are made for niggas who squat
>Legs now fit. Dick does not. Often seen going down my leg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 04:12:00 No.12235800 Report

Quoted By:

>>12235761

Yeah dude, don't try to diagnose shit via the internet. The mineral supplements suggestion is always a good one for somebody exercising. "Fix your diet" would be a better one, but shit takes time and supplements are good enough in the meantime.

And there are more reasons also: I'd fucking LOVE to eat enough fish to have my omega3 instead of resorting to pills, but fish is fucking expensive where I live. Today I bought half a pound of smoked salmon, it's almost 5 euros and it's cheap as fuck compared to other things. Same goes for minerals and vitamins, a multi is way cheaper than fixing my diet.

When I'll have a 400k/year job I'll have a chef working for me 24/7. In the meantime...

Girls, take your supps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 04:15:00 No.12235830 Report

Quoted By: >>12235847

>You'll go on a cut and lose your appetite
>You will have to force yourself to eat
>You will no longer gain pleasure out of food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 04:17:00 No.12235847 Report

Quoted By: >>12235897

>>12235830

>Bake brownie covered cookies
>eat them hot right out of the oven

Fixed your pleasure problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 04:17:00 No.12235854 Report

Quoted By: >>12236351

>Girls suddenly are your friends
>They're horribly rude bitches to guys who try to talk to them
>They do it right in front of you and expect you to play along
>They get butthurt when you tell them to fuck off and go hang out with the guy they were being cunts to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 04:21:00 No.12235897 Report

Quoted By: >>12235953

>>12235847

Tried something like that last night bro. I got stoned and went down to the donut shop and bought a bunch of freshly fried apple fritters. They used to be my favorite treat ever. I ate one of them, but I didn't get that "ZOMG this shit is so good" feeling. I tried to taste it and savor it, but it's like the flavor didn't register with my brain. I don't really taste my food anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 04:25:00 No.12235953 Report

Quoted By:

>>12235897

i find i don't get pleasure from salt n' sugar anymore

I prescribe you a dose of "try exotic foods"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 04:52:00 No.12236351 Report

Quoted By:

>>12235854
bros before hoes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 05:02:00 No.12236520 Report

Quoted By:

I AM NOT /FIT AND I FIND THIS QUITE INSPIRATIONAL... I DEMAND THAT THIS THREAD BE ARCHIVED

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 05:06:00 No.12236570 Report

Quoted By:

>guy friends keep touching my shoulders and back, holding their hands there JUST A BIT too long
>girls never do this

at least i know that i'll be attractive to other guys when i go gay. i mean if i go gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 05:09:00 No.12236611 Report

Quoted By:

Oh, the thread about protein farts is still there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 05:17:00 No.12236750 Report

Quoted By:

>girls will 'mire, but will be to intimidated to approach you.
>eventually need the gym to keep sane.
>guy friends always say how big you've gotten. girls look and remain silent.

6'2"
205lbs
11% bf
7"
still not gettin any. fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 05:21:00 No.12236793 Report

Quoted By:

>you will size up fucking everything
>you will get calm as fuck if you lift for strength

Zaboo !!bMmoIbJkw/2

Zaboo !!bMmoIbJkw/2 Tue 24 Apr 2012 05:26:00 No.12236881 Report

Quoted By: >>12236904

>>12232202
Yeah, or I do a HIIT sprint workout for dat metabolism boost. Even then sometimes the sadfeel breaks through.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 05:28:00 No.12236904 Report

Quoted By: >>12237057

>>12236881
Tabata makes my dick hard during cut season

Zaboo !!bMmoIbJkw/2

Zaboo !!bMmoIbJkw/2 Tue 24 Apr 2012 05:38:00 No.12237057 Report

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>>12236904
I had ladies mirin during my 6s sprints (confirmed for max test release) on Saturday. Highlight of the weekend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 05:40:00 No.12237090 Report

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>>12231046

>gf starts working out
>goes on a good diet
>starts to lose weight
>"baby, im 2 weeks late"
>mfw

luckily it was just a false alarm. she seems to be late once a year. I should know, she was late this month too

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 05:50:00 No.12237262 Report

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>>12232787

I FUCKING LOVE YOU /fit/

NO OTHER PICTURE IN MY YEARS OF BROWSING 4CHAN EVER MADE ME LAUGH THEN GAG AS HARD AS THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 06:01:00 No.12237485 Report

Quoted By: >>12238163

>>12235106
its sorta silly, this calls to mind my current situation. My gf has told me that she has normally always been attracted to "lean" guys whatever the fuck that means. Yet she's seeing me. And I'm not lean. Not Xbox Huege either, just big.

silly girl, she won't admit that being with a man who actually looks and feels like a man outclasses being with a "lean" Femanlet.

also
>tfw your lady picks at the callouses on your hands as she rests her head on your chest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 06:36:00 No.12238065 Report

Quoted By:

>your friends will think you're "cheating" for taking supplements
>"anon that shit's bad for you. It'll just turn into fat."
>"as soon as you stop working out, it'll just go away."
>"damn, anon, for how long are you gonna keep going to the gym?"
>"anon's body isn't natural. Goes to the gym to keep his physique."
>they shut the fuck up when I do a couple of pushups and dips for dat dere swole and look intimidating.
they just don't understand....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 06:41:00 No.12238163 Report

Quoted By: >>12238238

>>12237485

Protip: Girls will rationalize that whatever they currently are dating are the body type they are attracted to.

My ex used to say she loved big muscular guys (aka me), after we broke up she's dating a smaller indian guy, go figure.

In reality attraction is very much subconscious, like men, women can be attracted to many different body types, so as long as you are reasonably attractive all that matters is how you act socially. i.e. while a girl may say she dislikes "bulky guys" she probably really only dislikes the stereotypical gymrat/body builder type and what that implies for his PERSONALITY and not his body type. So if you are an awesome person, it doesn't really matter what you look like within reason.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 06:46:00 No.12238225 Report

Quoted By:

>>12232787
i can't fucking breathe from laughing so hard
jesus fucking christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 06:46:00 No.12238238 Report

Quoted By:

>>12238163
very true anon, very very true

personality is definitely what helped me bag her, not my natural physique only. Attraction is a funny thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 07:00:00 No.12238459 Report

Quoted By: >>12238656

>that feel when nearly any girl i talk to in university think i am flirting and interested, or they are intimidated by me

i have a girlfriend, im just being nice and trying to have a normal conversation fuck.

Tensnake !TNT/ZAANwY

Tensnake !TNT/ZAANwY Tue 24 Apr 2012 07:10:00 No.12238656 Report

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>>12238459

Congratulations, now you know how it feels like to be an attractive female. You have a gf and you're /fit/ so girls constantly want your dick. It's no surprise. Now you know how a chick feels like when some beta thinks just because she talks to him that she is flirting with him and tries to act on this as is she likes him.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 07:24:00 No.12238893 Report

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>>12230934
get them tailored.
find a chinese tailor and you can do it for a couple bucks per shirt and it looks like a fucking million bucks.
t-shirts, dress shirts, etc. most can be easily worked.

I bought a card to my tailor, worked out to $3/shirt, $30 card for 10 shirts.

>mfw when everyone asks how I get my clothes to fit like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 07:28:00 No.12238961 Report

Quoted By:

>after an intense workout you become horny as a motherfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 08:23:00 No.12239981 Report

Quoted By:

great thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 08:31:00 No.12240109 Report

Quoted By:

>you wish you could just live at your gym
Just fall asleep in the squat rack while you curl up with the barbell

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 09:17:00 No.12240863 Report

Quoted By:

>>12232296
>>12231797
I'm sorry but when I read this I laughed so hard and I barely laugh at shit when people are saying "my sides".

Screencapped for future generations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 09:44:00 No.12241249 Report

Quoted By:

>eating junk food like chips and pizza tastes so much better when eaten once a month than twice a day
>eating the same quantity of said junk food that you did when you were a fatty will make you feel like you have a lead weight in your stomach when you're fit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 09:50:00 No.12241345 Report

Quoted By:

>>12231393

I seriously thought my dick was shrinking until my friend said the same thing happened to him. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 10:03:00 No.12241486 Report

Quoted By:

Here's something nobody told me.

Stretch marks. Right where my anterior delts meet my biceps. They're not terrible looking, they look like scars from afar. But nobody told me about them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 10:43:00 No.12241963 Report

Quoted By:

>>12235569
>>12235569
> arrive at party last night
> drunk bitches give way too long and close hugs cause mirin hard
> girls approaching and introducing, me blowing them off because all 6/10s at party and i wasn't even drinking cause yesterday was a fucking day for training
> biggest feel of all, before lifting i would have been manwhoring around but now i feel way too superior and am becoming an asocial cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 13:27:00 No.12243237 Report

Quoted By:

>it will be your sanctuary
>it gives you goals that you can work towards and see visible progress towards, which can be a metaphor for life
>you develop a superiority complex. More girls start looking and you ignore all of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 13:29:00 No.12243253 Report

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>girls approaching me, not the other way around

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2012 17:48:00 No.12245182 Report

Quoted By:

>>12230902
All about the pleated dress pants for me now.

>>12231771
>At staples getting some stuff printed
>girl helping me out, can't get printer to work so >IT/tech guy comes to fix it
>He's busy working on it and she just starts curling her hair and smiles at me
>I smile back
>She tells me she's done work at 2:00pm, and asks what I'm doing around then.
>I tell her I'm 32, married and have a kid.
>She turns red.
>Awkward wait.
waiting.jpt
>I pay her grab my printout and leave.

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