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!Rk2HermyGU No.12235118 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Let's hear em folks!
>Be senior in high school
>Walking down the stairs, fat hambulocetus comes tumbling down after tripping.
>Hambulocetus has a minor sprained ankle, is sent home by the school nurse for a day.
>The bitch comes back to school the next day, not in crutches... but in a wheelchair.
>This bitch is wheeled around by some aid for the next 2 weeks until her "broken" ankle recovers.
>mfw I realized she was too fat for crutches.