>At gym
>Resting between my weighted chinup sets
>MILF comes up and asks me to help her move this cable thing down
>She says she's too short to do it, but I'm shorter than her.
>Seriously, the bitch has like 6 inches on me
>Can't reach, go grab a squat box and use it as a stepping stool
>Puts my ass right at face level for her.
>Ruh-roh, protein fart
>MILF sticks her face in my asscrack, takes a deep whiff, and motorboats my asscheeks
>Reaches around and starts rubbing my dick through my sweat pants
>OH GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD I CAN'T STOP FARTING
>OH SHIT I'M GONNA CUM
>Jizz in my pants and shit myself
>Turn around, milf has a stripe of chocolate pudding running down the center of her face.
>Mmmm anon, that was some hot dookie! I can tell you've been doing good on your paleo diet!
>Finish my last set of chins before we move this party to the sauna
>Turns out she's a trap
>I'mokaywiththis.jpg
>Stick my dick into his sweet ass
>No homo
>He whines and takes it like a little bitch
>Cum in his ass
>A month later, I see him again and he tells me he's late
>OH SHIT I'M GONNA BE A DAD
>Stay with my lover throughout his pregnancy, patiently spreading his asshole with buttplugs until he can accomodate a basketball in his hungry asshole no homo.
>The time comes to give birth
>Dis gon' be eezy
>Lube up my lover's asshole with crisco to prepare for the life we're gonna bring into the world
>He lays down, lifts his legs up, and gives one mighty push
>Our forbidden love-child easily slides out with a wet plop onto the towel I had prepared, along with the colossal mountain of shit that was building up the entire 9 months that my son was backing up Stevette's lower intestine.
>We live happily ever after.
