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!!pPkUDnP9fqB No.12540122 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
POSITIVE FAT PEOPLE STORIES.

>Be at gym
>See this fatty in his mid twenties, about 300lbs
>Running on the treadmill all day everyday
>He looks so, so sad like he's deeply disgusted with himself
>See him there every day i'm there for the next two weeks
>Whenever I see him there I give him a nod and he nods back, it becomes a sort of routine we have after a few weeks.
>Fatty starts becoming noticeably less fat
>One day some 5/10 bitch who does cardio for like 40 minutes twice a week goes up to him while he;s walking on the treadmill
>"You should just give up fatty"
>Fatbros face turns into one of sheer sadness, without a word he gets off the treadmill and walks out of the gym.
>Decide to follow him
>He's walking towards the McDonalds across from the gym ( I know what the fuck right?)
>Catch up to him
>"Bro..don't do it, that bitch doesn't know shit. Have you ever done weight training?"
>He shakes his head
"Cmon I'll show you some stuff"
>6 months later were pretty good friends and he's down to almost 220lbs
>cardio bitch gained weight