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>be at McDonalds, my glorious 376lb body taking up the entirety of two chairs
>hungry as fuck, chowing down on my two double big macs, boat of fries and extra large coke (trying to cut back eating a little)
>fitasfaggot walks in, wearing a tight shirt to show off his disgusting overdeveloped abs
>I watch him go up, order, and pay
>"One Caesar's salad please!"
>I yell at him "Shouldn't you be at Jenny Craig, musclehead? Along with your rabbit-food freaks?"
>Restaurant erupts in laughter
>fitfag bursts into treats, runs out of McDonalds without even taking his salad

Fucking meatheads