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Anonymous No.13180048 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>13180867
My first fat person story.

>at university
>in business school class
>get in occupational future discussion
>I get called on
>I state that if I had the choice between being a firefighter or being an accountant and they both had the same pay, that I'd choose being a firefighter in a heart beat
>instantly every fat person in class gasps
>everyone literally starts repeating the same shit
>"but OP, you actually [italic] have to stay in shape for that job!!"
>as if staying/getting in shape is a bad/nightmare of a thing to do
>i had to stop myself from cracking fat jokes.
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