>>13612291Brometheus, it's clear this girl has no sense of humour whatsoever. I had something like this happen to me last year with an otherwise smoking-hot Japanese/German girl (final nail in coffin - made an 88mph reference on FB chat, she didn't get it, asked her if she'd ever seen Back to the Future, answer was 'I don't like sci-fi, it's stupid').
There is no hope for this. Firstly, she's said she wants to take a break, hoe-code for 'I want to fuck other guys for a while then get back together with you for a bit to drain your wallet dry'. Secondly, she's a humourless bore.
What you reply with now is 'You've failed the test. You've proven yourself to be a stuck-up cunt with no sense of humor and a strong desire for the BBC, so I'm breaking up with you for good.' [if she lives with you or stays over a lot, add the following] 'Your effects will be waiting in a box on the doorstep for you to collect tomorrow morning.'