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Quoted By: >>13858626 >>13859793 >>13863801
>have to work the bakery section this morning because some fag called in sick
>most people are weirdly normal
>suddenly time feels slightly warped to my right and two objects of supermass come up to me
>"Oh, do you have any healthy cupcakes?"
>"Wait, this one has a carrot on it, this is perfect. I'll take 4 please."
>Think they were joking, they can't be that ignorant, be nice to them because it's my job
>turn to grab bag, hear one say to the other "see, you can eat healthy and still have good food."
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