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/fit/ rage/fat people stories thread

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Didn't see one on the first 6 pages so here we go;

this happen to an acquaintance of mine today;

>manager at a gamestop that just transferred stores for fuck knows why
>have to go to old store to pick up some games
>park in the arby's parking lot like he always used to when he worked there
>his family owns a health supp company that does moderately well in the area, so his car is decked out in their logo and covered with phrases like "get healthy and earn money too"
> Arby's manager trundles out of the store to confront him
>blathers on about how parking is limited and that his car's advertisements intimidate the customers because it's "healthy"
>He replies that nobody is parked here because the store isn't even open yet, and that he used to park here every day because he used to work at the gamestop next door, and that moreover nobody eats here (it's nasty there even for an arby's)
>Manager retreats wordlessly
>gets the games to his store, then proceedes to write a well worded and screencap worthy email to Arby's corporate.
>we are awaiting her termination as this is posted.

The Arby's wasn't even fucking open yet. Fatties gonna fat pretty hard.