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Anonymous No.13959984 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>13960122 >>13960386 >>13960766 >>13961162
>be 10 lbs overweight
>started lifting 6 months ago
>eating chicken, broccoli, milk
>making quick progress
>walk into gym behind skinnyfat mailman this morning
>walk downstairs to locker room
>been at this gym this whole summer
>right before stairs he stops and says "excuse me"
>some green miniplanet (probably 4'8') behind him says "excuse me"
>look in their direction as I pass
>green miniplanet holding soda and snack
>exiting elevator
>tfw this is in a GYM
>tfw I walk by to the stairs every day and I didn't even know there was an elevator there
>tfw you can get directions to the elevator from any fatty who's been in the building before
>tfw I used to be that person
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