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Quoted By: >>14026080 >>14028111 >>14031254 >>14035476
>working retail cashier
>jupiter begins orbiting towards my lane
>I finish bagging her shit, she pays and starts to leave
>after her orbital period passes, she returns to complain about a free item promotion
>"yea i bought this it's supposed to come up with a free something"
>i scan the item, it does show up with something being free
>i ask the planetary mass if they have the item that's supposed to be free
>"YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO GET IT MYSELF?"
>no dumbshit, we keep every free item promotion stored in the 5x5 workspace up here
>it lumbers away back to the aisle where the item is, huffing and puffing as it leaves
>this aisle is about 50 feet away, and item promotions are clearly marked
>20 minutes later the blob returns, now visibly glistening with sweat and clinging to the cart for support
>it's a a fucking tiny item, 1/25 the size of the other one she had to buy
>fatty spent 30 minutes extra and exerted 90% of its daily energy reserves to get it
>leaves exhausted
fatties gonna fat
>jupiter begins orbiting towards my lane
>I finish bagging her shit, she pays and starts to leave
>after her orbital period passes, she returns to complain about a free item promotion
>"yea i bought this it's supposed to come up with a free something"
>i scan the item, it does show up with something being free
>i ask the planetary mass if they have the item that's supposed to be free
>"YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO GET IT MYSELF?"
>no dumbshit, we keep every free item promotion stored in the 5x5 workspace up here
>it lumbers away back to the aisle where the item is, huffing and puffing as it leaves
>this aisle is about 50 feet away, and item promotions are clearly marked
>20 minutes later the blob returns, now visibly glistening with sweat and clinging to the cart for support
>it's a a fucking tiny item, 1/25 the size of the other one she had to buy
>fatty spent 30 minutes extra and exerted 90% of its daily energy reserves to get it
>leaves exhausted
fatties gonna fat
