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ITT: aspie moments
This is probably my worst.
>Be at public sporting event called 'village games'
>competing in several sports representing my village
>sit down with friends and family to watch my friends running 100m heats
>I'm not competing in this
>9/10 girl comes over with orange segments and offers them to us
>"Want some, Anon?"
>Think 'Oh God how does she know my name, oh God she's so hot'
>Everyone is looking at me
>"N-no I think they're j-just for the ath- competitors"
>"what?"
>"I-I think they're j-just for the c-c-competitors"
>Everyone stares at me
>No one is laughing at my joke
>"No, no, they're for anyone, here!"
>She's so polite
>turn around and eat my orange
>feel like a child
>friends lose 100m sprint
This is probably my worst.
>Be at public sporting event called 'village games'
>competing in several sports representing my village
>sit down with friends and family to watch my friends running 100m heats
>I'm not competing in this
>9/10 girl comes over with orange segments and offers them to us
>"Want some, Anon?"
>Think 'Oh God how does she know my name, oh God she's so hot'
>Everyone is looking at me
>"N-no I think they're j-just for the ath- competitors"
>"what?"
>"I-I think they're j-just for the c-c-competitors"
>Everyone stares at me
>No one is laughing at my joke
>"No, no, they're for anyone, here!"
>She's so polite
>turn around and eat my orange
>feel like a child
>friends lose 100m sprint
