I'm writing from the field from a shitty internet connection - it might upload but the connection is such shit that I might not be able to get back after I post, so if it all goes to hell I'll try again after the dig.

>be at archaeology field school in Alaska
>one of the girls is the worst type of fat American there could be
>from LA, complains about food even though it's a miracle we have food at all, loudly talks so everyone hears her at all times
>telling story about getting on the bush plane to get to the site
>They need to weigh all passengers so they don't get overloaded and all die
>She "proudly refused" their discrimination
>Bush pilot had to guess her weight, fatty was offended that he overestimated just to be safe
>fatty endangered the lives of everyone on the plane just so the person at the counter couldn't know her exact weight.