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>In school a few years back
>Fat bitch in my class (let's call her Europa)
>She's the worst kind of land planet, always saying she'll lose weight and start diets etc.
>Also posts on Facebook saying stuff like "I feel fat and ugly :/" as well as doing this IRL looking for compliments
>Does this in school one day "Do you guys think I'm fat"
>All girls are like "Nooooo Europa! you're beautiful just the way you are" Guys just scratch heads uncomfortably
>let'sdothis.mp4
>"Yes you are fat, why are you asking you can see it, I can see it and everyone else who lied to you or didn't say shit can see it, stop fishing for compliments Europa, it's sad and annoying as fuck"
>Oh god what was I thinking
>Feminazi and white night beta rage everywhere
>Alienated for the rest of that year
>Fuck it, worth it.