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>Implying I've never tried in life, but always been a fuck up
>Implying I do a useful degree at University
>Implying I've ever had a Girlfriend
>Implying I'll ever get Married
>Implying I want too
>Implying I'll ever have the money to go travelling
>Implying I've tried to be a chef, but I'm shit at it, so I'm forever an dishwasher mode
>Implying I'll ever have kids
>Implying I won't die alone
>Implying I'll always have the time to lift throughout my adult life, before my mundane, soul sucking, rut of a job eventually consumes my life
>Implying I'll forever keep my gains

What is life, /fit/?