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hhahahhhahhhhha op
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Anonymous
>>16241868 Aww I don't have that Austin Powers reaction pic that says "That's a man, man"
But if I had, I would say: Pic related
Anonymous
serious guys what do>pls respond
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Im laughing so hard and i cant stop, oh god oh god oh god hahahahaha
Anonymous
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>girl on right >girl
Anonymous
Apeiron !XjTlXLIlH2
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>>16241868 >scooby face >loving grandma >back wider than ahnold mirin op
Anonymous
Awww man..... no way. Seriously? No couldn't be. Come on. Thats hilarious
Anonymous
i fucked her on mardi gras earlier this year she would suck my tongue and bite it, it actually got bruised she gave me a hickey on my neck the size of a deck of cards. i had to wear sweaters and collared shirts for two weeks
Anonymous
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You're fuck buddy looks like Andre the Giant
Anonymous
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> fucking her > her
Anonymous
Anonymous
does she have a penis or vagina?
Anonymous
>>16242008 very serious
that ho gave me chlamydia
my gains are they safe?
Anonymous
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I feel like a dick but damn the resemblance is uncanny.
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>>16241868 >girl Are you sure, anon?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16242048 You're fucking telling me that you aren't the only one to fuck her.
BULL SHIT.
Are you like ridiculously ugly?
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>>16242048 jesus dat joker smile
Anonymous
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Posting in epic Bread about Scooby Sister
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16242083 no i'm good looking
doing it for my gains
Anonymous
Apeiron !XjTlXLIlH2
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>>16242048 this beast has had sex enough to catch something?
Anonymous
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>>16242133 eyebrow raises 5x5
Anonymous
>>16242118 Post pic and pic of other guy who fucked her.
I want to see what kind of human would fornicate with that beast.
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>>16241936 Like the top half of her face is good
But then it's just a train wreck. What the hell
Anonymous
She isn't a whale... but man, she was hit with the ugly stick hard. Her mother must've snorted powdered test while pregnant with her, jesus fuck. The doctor probably thought it was a boy up until birth. I really feel sorry for people like this, genetics really fucked them over. The only recourse is to become filthy rich and get plastic surgery. Or just be ugly forever and not give a fuck.
Anonymous
would fuck. Am not even trolling, i kinda like her smile, eyes and face in general.
Anonymous
>>16242147 idk who else fucked her but heres a convo
she didn't send noodz
Anonymous
>>16242133 > I'm good looking Anonymous
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this thread I just can't
Anonymous
doing it for the gains right brahs?
Anonymous
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>>16242133 For your gains... but you got an STD from her. Jesus you retarded fuck go find 5/10+ on dating sites, or go bar hopping, even a fatty with a decent face is better than that. Absolutely disgusting.
Anonymous
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>>16242178 Not ugly. Retarded maybe.
I just can't understand how you could touch that monster.
I want to sick Hulk Hogan on her ass.
Anonymous
>>16242175 >people in Indiana in charge of fucking 1.4/10's Anonymous
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>>16242200 Does she ever close her fucking mouth?
I hope you don't kiss her.
Please anon tell me you don't put your mouth on that ape.
Anonymous
i have realized i made a serious mistake
Anonymous
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The only tolerable position would be doggy style. And she would have to agree never to look back at you.
Anonymous
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If she had better teeth it wouldn't be so bad... also, long nose sellion and jaw/chin are too manly.
Anonymous
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>>16242232 >>16242200 oh my good fucking lord it's like scooby's sister except 3x worse
what the fuck is wrong with you OP
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>>16242175 Please tell me you do it in the dark with your eyes dilated, and through a glory hole.
Anonymous
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>>16242232 is she handicapped or something like that?
Anonymous
is it bad for her pussy to taste weird
Anonymous
Apeiron !XjTlXLIlH2
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>>16242232 >this face will haunt my nightmares Anonymous
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>>16242277 dude stop how is this funny
Anonymous
10/10 troll. Everyone's jimmies are rustled.
Anonymous
>>16242315 no seriously i fucked her three times.
this is me at 17. 260pounds and I managed to snag a qt norwegian girlfriend
what happened fit?
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>>16241868 OP SHE IS A MONSTER!
I'm even doubting she is Human!
WHY THE FUK U DO THAT!? U GOT NO SELFCONFIDENCE? WHY THE FUK U FUK THAT SHIT
Why the fuk you Lift? to bang this SHIT
BURN UR FUKIN GYM FAGGOT
Anonymous
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how the fuck can each pic get funnier and funnier?
Anonymous
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>>16242336 How in the fuck could you ever got for anything less, especially after you stop being fat as fatass.
Anonymous
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>>16242336 you really fucking goofed
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16242336 post a picture of the other girl with her mouth closed in a blank expression or with a closed mouth smile
Anonymous
help me bros how do i get qts again?
Anonymous
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>>16241868 >whale That is neither here nor there, the problem is HER FACE
WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE
Anonymous
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i can't stop laughing
Anonymous
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>>16242367 THIS
I think her jaw is too narrow for her mouth.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16242384 Oh, dude. I was laughing harder than ever, up until you posted that.
Just... I'm sorry, man. It'll be alright.
Anonymous
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>>16241868 your fucking a man m8
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>>16242384 Should have married her.
The last 5+/10 you'll ever get
Anonymous
is.... is this real life? whats going on It looks like a troll, it smells like a troll, fuck it even tastes like a troll. But it doesn't feel like one... I don't know whether I should be laughing or just be terribly terribly sad for my anon bro.
Anonymous
>>16242398 honestly man i don't have a real problem just dry spells
fucking this 6.4/10 for a while
i needed to deposit some sperm and... the ogre's number was still in my phone
Anonymous
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>>16242367 he can't, it's obvious that open mouths are his fetish.
Anonymous
>>16242384 That jacket and tie brought this upon you - destroy them immediately, beginning with the shoulder pads.
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>>16242426 i'm not trolling. i fucked her three times.
every time was out of desperation.
sometimes I'm drowning in pussy, sometimes it never comes my way
i needed a sperm dumpster
Anonymous
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>>16242446 Can't stop looking at the tits on the other chick... why don't more girls wear shit like that?
Anonymous
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>>16242458 that's not shoulder pads but fat brah
260 pounds 5'11'' in that pic
girlfriend was 6'0''
Anonymous
i haven't laughed so hard in so long>op's face
Anonymous
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>>16242482 Actually laughed out loud.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16242043 a vagina. it feels real big.
i usually cum real fast because i want it to get over
then i feel bad so i manage to get it up again and pretend i'm a hooker for her
I did find a past boyfriend of hers
Anonymous
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>>16242653 >those comments haha oh wow
Anonymous
>>16242653 Please stop posting photos of it smiling. Surely it must look more normal with a neutral expression?
Anonymous
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>>16242653 >it feels real big. just threw up in my mouth a little
Anonymous
>>16242232 Pic related. It's the first thing that came into my head.
Anonymous
>>16242685 i'm not facebook friends with her
she is smiling in every single photo i can see. i shit you not
>only decent one Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16242802 OP here
ok i actually laughed at that one
Anonymous
is this real??? if true....>tfw ugly chick gets laid moar than me
Anonymous
You don't get gains from sex, you get gains from having sex leaving your partner and searching for a new partner. Testosterone gets produced when you're in that competitive mode searching for a mate, that's where real gains come in.
Anonymous
>>16242842 Let's sort that out for you.
A/S/L?
Anonymous
>>16242779 Unfortunate girl.
Is she nice at least?
Anonymous
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>>16242735 >dat aphex twin mmmmmmmm
Anonymous
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>>16242855 she's smarter than most girls i meet.
kindhearted.
but even if she was a knockout she's too pie in the sky for my tastes
22 !WiNTeRlSM2
>>16242277 this is why you carpet pilots make women wear head wraps
Anonymous
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>>16242871 wow. most people think i'm from brazil.
good job anon you're one of the first to peg my ethnicity
Anonymous
can we archive this? troll thread or not, this is the funniest thing i've seen on fit in days
Anonymous
dear op, you are amazing. i say keep at it, you've already taken the plunge so there's no going back now. if you keep boning her, i feel like you will become enlightened or something. kind of like how monks used to whip themselves. you will achieve transcendence, all women will be yours because you've traveled through the deepest and dankest crevices and emerged unscathed. if you quit now it will only be because of cowardice. gird your loins and plunge deeper into the abyss. godspeed op. godspeed
AllHailTheDead !!6xfNUwc4qYj
OP use archeology and post results.
Anonymous
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>>16242941 I also support this.
Anonymous
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>>16242899 Thank you. I realize I'm a fucking idiot for banging her. And I'm not telling my friends.
I just knew I had to share
>t-thanks fit >>16242959 I'll do it tomorrow and post results
pinky promise
Anonymous
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>>16242232 KILL IT WITH FIRE
Anonymous
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TL;DR, ops fucking the joker
Anonymous
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I am now having difficulty eating this In n Out. Fuck you OP. You literally made me feel sick
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16243360 Can we please archive this? I genuinely feel bad for OP but this is too fucking funny
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>>16243400 I really want to.
But I also feel really bad for OP.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16242211 765 is Illinois bro
>mfw this area code is less than an hour away from me >mfw this beast is within driving range of where I live I no longer feel safe
Anonymous
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Please tell me you just googled "ugliest girl" and that you didn't really stick your dick in that. Could you imagine getting her pregnant OP? You'd never get a babysitter.
Leviathan
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What you've confused. See, the only way fucking bitches boosts your testosterone to make more gains is if she actually drives you. She has to excite you mentally-- more than just for a nut bust. When guys talk about "fucking bitches" for their gains, they are talking about playing the girls- boosts ego, the pursuit requires extra T to snag 'em and bag 'em, and they actually are mentally excited by the deep evolutionary availability of spreading their genes (even if they don't know it). I'm not saying banging the same chick over and over again is bad for your gains, I'm just saying, your tip better actually be wanting them sugar walls or it's just a waste of protein.
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>>16243613 She goes to purdue
Anonymous
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Sorry OP , k fuck land whales andI all but no way I could do her. She doesng even have huge tits to compensate for her face
Anonymous
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>>16241868 >>16241936 share with me one of your romantic encounters with this luscious specimen.
Anonymous
>>16242172 glad im not alone
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>>16242336 Elisha woods in a wig hell of a catch brah hell of a catch
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>>16242941 my sides have left orbit
Anonymous
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>>16241868 Get in there son!
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>>16242200 Jesus at least we know what scooby does on his rest days. He dreses like a trap and covers his head with a wig instead of a hat.
Anonymous
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>>16245743 Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
Anonymous
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Someone please put her in that face thing to see if she is 99% manly like Scooby is
Anonymous
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OP man, where I'm from you would never see a real life pussy and that woman would be locked away, I'm not even kidding. Looks are kinda important around here. So consider yourself lucky man, don't sweat it bro.
Anonymous
I'm still not sure if this isn't just a good troll. OP just try not to get it pregnant
Anonymous
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>>16242175 >smiley faces Good move there. Bitches love smiley faces.
Anonymous
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>>16242844 >Testosterone gets produced when you're in that competitive mode searching for a mate Does it matter if it's online?
Anonymous
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>>16243360 Oh god, I think I woke people up with my laughter
Anonymous
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You fucked Steven Tyler?
Anonymous
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>>16242015 are you sure thats not a man, or has been a man at some point in time?
Anonymous
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Oh god - i honestly have a injury from working out with no warmup - my shoulder hurts when ever i cough, sneeze or laugh. This thread killed my shoulder!
Anonymous
>>16241868 What are her nipples like?
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>>16241868 I can't even look at that face for more than a second, hooleeee sheeeeettt
Anonymous
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>>16242168 I'm fucking on the verge of crying here man
Anonymous
>>16248170 she actually sent me a nood this morning
and archive. I don't care I could have said no
Anonymous
>>16248836 what should i say fit?
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>>16248891 th-thanks y-you too
Anonymous
FUCK you probably could have done better with the one on the left jesus christ how can your standards be so low
Anonymous
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lemme see u spread eagle cross tha block baby
Anonymous
>>16248944 because unlike you faggots I need to deposit my sperm in vagina instead of my sock
sure she's an ogre but i'm desperate and needed to bust a nut.
i guess i'm lazy
Anonymous
>>16248944 well OP, there you have it.
Anonymous
>>16249001 doesn't count. dubs, 69, 90, 11 tells me what to say
Anonymous
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u guise talkin' bout me?
Anonymous
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>>16249024 Can you send me a picture with a shoe on your head?
Anonymous
>>16248944 you have to tell her you should have picked the other woman
and you cant believe your standards were so low as to get in a relationship with her
Anonymous
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>>16249033 lollolololololololol
Anonymous
Anonymous
I have to go. SOMEONE PLEASE SCREENCAP THIS ENTIRE THREAD. I'm gonna need a sides transplant
Anonymous
>>16249033 >>16249051 did I mention her roommate slapped me at a party once?
i don't want her to commit suicide guise
Anonymous
>>16243360 how is the one on the left in 6 a 6?
you could put her in 8 or 9 and nobody would complain
Anonymous
>>16249064 yeah someone screencap results, i can't stick around to wait for op to deliver
Anonymous
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>>16249073 no just no
6/10 at best
Anonymous
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>>16248972 pls go homo
it'll be less beta than what you're doing
also, a better time
Anonymous
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Rolling for textmessage: "brb, gettin oats, actually hold on might be gone for 30 min. need to do squats too"
Anonymous
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>>16249068 yeah she'll probably go real crazy on you or something. dont worry about it bro
Anonymous
>>16249077 i still need something to tell her but nothing too bad. i don't want her to kill herself
i have class soon so keep bumping
Anonymous
>>16249118 Get a picture of her with a shoe on her head, then post the picture.
Anonymous
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>>16249118 Ask her if she have a large bone for you to exam
Anonymous
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isn't obvious OP you should get her to start boxing/system/jujitsu then have her run a few test cycles then when you become rich and important you've got a bodyguard that loves you
Anonymous
>>16249132 ok i have to go to class so there
Anonymous
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>>16249187 on result, it's autoarchive pls
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16251126 congrats, this thread has been requested 4 times and will now be archived:
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/fit/ Keep bumped, OP will surely deliver
Anonymous
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Toasting in epic bread
Anonymous
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Hey jack. Come jump my car.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16251719 why in every photo is she smiling from ear to ear
Anonymous
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>>16243360 Ok I just fucking lost it.
>I fucking lawled 10/10
Anonymous
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>>16251769 shes practicing for her role as joker
AnonymousBanana
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>>16243360 This post alone should get this thread archived hahahahah.
>My fucking sides when reading 1.4 scooby's sister hahahahahah
Anonymous
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Goddamit, /fit, threads like these are the reason why i love you>no homo
Anonymous
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>>16242802 O NO U DIDANT!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
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>>16243360 makes me feel good to know that all i go for is 6/10. definitely not going out my league.
>tfw ugly because of asymmetrical face Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16242211 I just remembered that Indiana is a state.
Anonymous
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holy shit bro I mean ive fucked alot of fat sluts in my time, but they always have at least a 4/10 face, I admire someone that can even achieve wood looking at a face like that.
Anonymous
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>>16243360 This needs to be redone, half these broads are like 16, and I just ain't into that
Anonymous
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Oh god Do you have any pics of her body?
Anonymous
I bet she is accepted where you live, even has friends same with fat people. This is why i hate america.
Anonymous
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should have stuck to vikings
AnonymousBanana
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>>16252107 Maybe she has a sparkling personality!
AnonymousBanana
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>>16241868 >MFW through this whole thread Bump.
Anonymous
>>16242175 Oh shit nigga that's my area code
Anonymous
>>16241868 Damn OP, I'd give her at least a 6/10
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16252291 >>16252388 not sure if trolling or desperate betas
Anonymous
>tfw ive definitely banged worse
Anonymous
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Well... She has some pretty decent tits?
Anonymous
currently: test 350cruise +Beastdrol
>>16252520 ditto
would smash, no fucks given
Anonymous
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Thanks OP. I really admire your self-deprecating humour.
Anonymous
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>>16243613 No its indiana. [spoiler/]that's my area code[spoiler/] its right in the border though
Anonymous
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>this whole fucking thread
Anonymous
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>This thread Oh dear
Anonymous
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c'mon OP if you're willing to set the bar so low you can at least upgrade to a 3 - 4/10 on any dating site in a jiffy.
Anonymous
>>16252424 Not beta she is pretty cute.
Anonymous
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>>16253567 Confirmed for ugly. Please chemically castrate yourself; we don't need more shitty genes fucking up the gene pool.
Anonymous
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Maybe OP should realize he is the one for her, everyone needs a lover OP suddenly...>tfw no gf ...doesnt feel so bad
Anonymous
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op if youre telling the truth youre a faggot
Anonymous
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Live, thread! LIVE
Anonymous
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>>16242735 Fucking jesus. Same here
Anonymous
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It's like she has loose skin on her face
Arnold
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did u fags archive this?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16241868 She is exactly what I imagine a female archeologist would look like
Anonymous
>>16242175 >765 >same area code as me >mfw Anonymous
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>>16241868 you know you are one dedicated motherfucker when you go balls deep in that shit for dem gains.
Godspeed OP
Anonymous
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She is obviously a very happy person that smiles a lot
>>16242015 Using this image as a comparison to normal people I'd say her only problem is the overpowering smile. Her face is being disfigured by her super strong face muscles.
Truely happy and incredible facegaines? I'm mirin
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OP please tell me she sent the picture with a shoe on her head. My sides need this. I need this.
Anonymous
OP here, she didn't take the picture of the shoe I changed her name to Scooby's Sister consensus dictates it so>765 shoutout laffy town
Anonymous
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>>16241868 >girl 10/10 OP, double your gains by getting a piece of the one on the left.
Anonymous
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>>16252724 On 1000mgs of test right now and I still wouldn't smash it.
I wouldn't even smash it with YOUR dick.
Anonymous
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>>16254834 Why would you want her to come over. Are you blind?
Anonymous
ok let's text her again dubs,69,11,25 tells me what to say nothing too degrading, I don't want manslaughter on my record>current pic of me to prove my legitimacy
Anonymous
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>>16254894 >have you ever really been decided to go as far to look more even how Anonymous
>>16254894 timestamp a pic of you op
Anonymous
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>>16251333 this is the best thing in the world.
totally makes fucking her worth it
>still waiting to text her Anonymous
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>>16254963 /fit/! He's REAL!
Anonymous
>>16254963 biofag confirmed for
Anonymous
>>16255011 just applied to grad school. doctorate programs in immunology/virology
wish me luck
Anonymous
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Holy fuck he's real. I don't feel bad for that 5/10 and 6/10 I hooked up with while wasted as fuck. I didn't even fuck them. Thank you OP.
Anonymous
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I always thought I would let the ugliest of girls be my gf. Now I'm not so sure.
Anonymous
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>>16241868 >You did what you thought was best but it was wrong. How did you not vomit? Serious question.
purebeta !!1CsvOnWkAy0
Anonymous
>>16255059 like your "specific" bands though lanes 5 and 6 look pretty cash
good luck bro, I'm on my last year of master's...
Anonymous
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Oh god this thread is still alive. OP is banging a dude. Her/his/its face is litterally cringe worthy
Anonymous
>>16255184 thanks! we were isolating satellite fragments from genomic dna, easy exercise for later experiments.
I applied to top programs so hoping just to get into one.
Also Scooby's Sister just texted me
>what say? purebeta !!1CsvOnWkAy0
>>16255059 >>16255059 you look and smell like you're from purdue.
Anonymous
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>>16255239 See if you can convince her to take it up the shitter. May aswell. Or something else really depraved
Anonymous
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>>16255239 Get her to take a picture of her vag.
Anonymous
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>>16255251 if you're referring to the hordes of foreigners I'm sad to tell you I'm a natural born American citizen and smell like one.
Anonymous
>>16254963 holy shit nigger you're not bad looking. wtf are you doing. Do you have a fetish for ugly chicks, because I've met some guys who were good looking but always fuck busted girls
Anonymous
I may have a worse problem now /fit/>pls respond
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>>16255382 You're so fucked.
Anonymous
>so i'm currently banging a 1.4/10 whale >now i'm thinking i might be making a mistake >1.4/10 >might be a mistake Where are your bros? They should have prevented that. Or at least make fun of you.
Anonymous
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>>16255370 No it pussy comes in waves. Earlier this year I was pulling 3 chicks, all of them over 5/10s and one of them was black
has been a dry spell and I needed a sperm dumpster.
Anonymous
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>>16254963 You're a legend.
Anonymous
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>>16255382 Yeah this is fake.
Anonymous
Anonymous
thanks OP, now every girl that i look at from this point onward, after seeing something like your 'girl'friend will be a solid 2 or 3 points higher
Anonymous
>>16255382 confirmed for fake
Anonymous
>>16255382 holy shit OP no way this is real
do you realize what your kids will look like with that thing
do you realize
do you
Anonymous
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>>16255382 This ruined a wonderful thread. Now we all now it was lies.
Anonymous
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>>16255474 Well, if they are male they will have some strong jaw genetics
Anonymous
>>16255468 not fake faggot
>>16255447 not my girlfriend
Anonymous
>>16249187 >>16249187 >>16248891 At least it has a nice pair of tits, wouldsuck/10.
Anonymous
>>16255521 anyone can put a photo on their phone.
Anonymous
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>>16255521 you have obviously faked the conversation with another phone
Anonymous
>>16255548 tell me how I can prove it
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>>16255534 it's like the least flattering and appetizing picture of tits i've ever seen in my life. thye look like retarded eyes peeking over a blanket
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16255521 tell her to make it up to you by getting a pic of her tits wit her face in it
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16255579 >tfw you've just been waiting for this moment for over 2 hours Anonymous
this is so fucking fake it's not even funny, he probably just found this ugly bitch stalking facebook profiles and pretended her was fucking her. he's obviously just been faking the conversations the entire time, and was even sad enough to post a pic of himself
Anonymous
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Jesus christ OP you're the dumbest arabian to ever walk the face of the earth First of all, sex does not increase your testosterone. In fact it decreases your testosterone. That's why after you ejaculate you feel all loose and relaxed. You think you would want to lift right after ejaculating? No. Secondly, there is absolutely no excuse what so ever why you lowered your standards to date this thing. It is just straight up not attractive. I would rather fap to a hot pornstar than lowering my standards being caught near this thing. My advice for you would be to dump the thing right now and actually go out and try to get girls and maybe you'll succeed. Seriously just try, that's all you have to do. You even proven you can get hot ass which makes you seem even more retarded. Seriously OP, not just for you're sake but for the sake of humanity. Stop being so goddamn retarded.
Anonymous
>>16255592 Yeah ask her for a photo with her face. Only way to prove it.
Anonymous
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>>16255628 >>16255627 Success... I can go to sleep now.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16254963 Indianfag, i wouldnt be too picky.
Anonymous
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>>16255627 The things that dick has seen would make a lesser penis shrivel up forever
Anonymous
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>>16255627 Fucking record it. Please holy shit that would be an amazing climax to a great thread,
Anonymous
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>>16255679 idk how i can prove to you it's 100% real
you have to trust me
Anonymous
Does anyone else have an ugly girl fetish? I really fucking do, I think its because I can do whatever the fuck I want with them and get away with it. like, anything.
Anonymous
THIS ISN'T FUCKING REAL YOU IDIOTS, HES FAKING THE CONVERSATIONS WITH ANOTHER PHONE HE PROBABLY HAS
AnonymousBanana
>>16255708 Get her to send a face photo.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16255720 you have an ugly girl fetish because you yourself, are ugly
Anonymous
>>16255727 >>16255726 working on the face pic now faggot.
just wait
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>>16255727 and it cant be one of the ones on her facebook
Anonymous
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>>16255558 The shoe on the head thing would have done it. The thread was great, but seems suspect now...
Anonymous
>>16255738 manage to get the tits on there
Anonymous
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>>16242802 Significantly improved from the original.
Anonymous
>>16255738 say take a photo with your mouth closed, if its open you took it off her facebook
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>>16255756 she's at the mall.
i'm trying to get the face pic
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16255734 Nah im a solid 8 or 9 out of 10
Anonymous
>>16255776 >posts a photo of a model "I'm a solid 8 or 9"
AnonymousBanana
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>>16255766 Agreed tell her to send a photo of her blowing a kiss or something gay like that.
For the love of Based God just make sure that bear trap is shut!
Anonymous
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>>16255786 Im not going to post a picture of myself on 4chan
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>>16255627 OK, now shoe on dick pls.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16255812 nope, her mouth must be closed or its fake.
Anonymous
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>>16255400 Many lulz where had,
plenty of sides did disapear in the outter space.
AnonymousBanana
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>>16255812 >Put you pic in my contacts. She suspects nothing!
Anonymous
>>16255825 i'm not going to tell her that. it'll be weird.
next thing you want me to do is get a time stamp
Anonymous
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>>16255812 tell her to look super serious
Anonymous
I have faith in you, OP Don't let my trust down. Also try to video doing her doggy so she can't tell
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>>16255841 no fuck off you tell her to take a photo with her mouth closed OR IT'S FUCKING FAKE
Anonymous
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>>16255845 if I fuck her again I'll try to snag a pic
but i'm debating that now
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Op, there is something genetically wrong with her. She likely has some form of connective tissue disorder. Doesn't quite look like Marfan Syndrome, but it sure as hell is close.
Anonymous
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>>16254963 no homo/troll but come on son. you can SO much better it isnt even funny.
Anonymous
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>>16255633 And his address,
So...
Anonymous
OP IF YOU DONT PROVIDE US WITH A PIC OF HER MOUTH CLOSED YOU ARE FAKING IT THIS WILL BE THE ONLY VALIDATION WE NEED
Anonymous
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>>16255890 do it OP or trolling
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>>16255890 surely you can do this OP she sent topless pics
Anonymous
>>16255627 >dick and address all in one photo holy shit OP you've got some balls. why cant you use those balls to find a hotter girl?
Anonymous
>>16255890 fine faggots. it's mad weird asking her but we'll see what happens
>now we wait Anonymous
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>>16255938 because in this shit town all girls think i'm a camel jockey straight off the boat.
i used to live in new orleans... pussy was so good and plentiful.
AnonymousBanana
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>>16255942 >sure...:/ do you think she's become self-aware to how ugly she is
Anonymous
>>16255942 indeed it's mad weird i really don't get why you listen to the faggots.
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>>16255942 >"Haha thanks :)" no wonder you can only find 1.4/10s
Anonymous
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>>16255998 >>16255971 >blindly calling samefag without checking Anonymous
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>>16255998 tu fumes trop de buzz
Anonymous
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>>16256014 checking what, samefag.
Anonymous
>>16255998 I wouldn't be surprised if OP has samefagged half this thread
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16255239 Ai girl, hit me up with an in depth picture of your dirty asshole to keep me up (by me I mean my dick)
Anonymous
>>16242336 why has no one called him out on this being photoshopped?
Anonymous
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Anonymous
>>16256051 I'm rathe wondring that OP hasn't been doxed yet
by the amount of information he let slip through
Anonymous
lol op has bailed from the thread
Anonymous
>>16256070 well there is another picture of him with the same broad
Anonymous
>>16256083 because this isn't /b/ and OP fucking an ugly chick is punishment enough
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16256070 because it's not
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>>16256093 both the pics were shopped?
Anonymous
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>>16256083 Nobody gives a fuck here
Anonymous
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>>16256103 These are the people that critique you on /fit/
Anonymous
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>>16256098 >implying /b/ hasn't invaded this thread already
Anonymous
>>16256098 thanks brah
good to have /fit/ bros
I'm doing this for your entertainment plus I have to tell someone, obviously I don't tell my bros irl
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16256103 congrats on the weight loss OP. update us on the mouth-closed face picture
Anonymous
>>16256085 >>16256071 Not OP, but you guys are stupid as hell. She's taking the picture. Or maybe not, given that you idiots wanted to see her mouth closed and he actually went through with it
Anonymous
>>16256140 you are the biggest DYEL filthy skinned human ive ever seen, fuck outta this board subhuman
Anonymous
AnonymousBanana
Anonymous
>>16256166 Jelly hes getting more pussy than you?
Anonymous
>>16256154 she's bugging out saying that "I feel like you are going to use this photo for some other purpose!"
I can't tell if she knows i'm going to show people or if I'm going to touch myself
i said touch myself because it makes her feel pretty lol
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16256213 lol obvious fake, i commend you though, OP, you had us believing for a while
Anonymous
>>16256154 oh and thanks!
280-160
bulked to 190 now
this is me in norway with same gf
snakker du norsk?
Anonymous
>>16256233 OP here, LOL i got you guys, it was funny though wasnt it?
Anonymous
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I was here earlier, damn even if fake i wanna thank op for laughs
Anonymous
AnonymousBanana
>>16256248 Clearly not OP.
Anonymous
>>16256243 If you got a pic of you and scooby's sister together, that would be enough, and you wouldn't need to make weird requests.
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>>16256248 fucking hell, OP
Anonymous
>>16256243 Non mais j'ai compris ce que tu voulais dire. Hablo espanol tambien.
Why?
Anonymous
>>16256283 lol it is guys, :/
i just wanted to provide my /fit/ bros with some laughs
Anonymous
>>16256293 haha i'm not taking a pic with her EVER
Anonymous
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>>16256243 OP Why? Why would you go so low?
Anonymous
>>16256317 pic would post timestamp + just fuckin with you guys on a piece of paper
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>>16256326 yet you're fucking her. you're fucked up bro i like you.
Anonymous
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>>16256342 i dont want to do anymore photos.
AnonymousBanana
>>16256326 This is OP
>>16256317 This is not.
Anonymous
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !FzAyW.Rdbg
Ok a lof of people think I'm samefagging I'm not I never used a tripcode before so I'll see if this works she's getting nervous and said she doesn't "feel attractive"
Anonymous
>>16256437 this is not OP
if it is, he's faking it
AnonymousBanana
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>>16256437 well say something nice
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !FzAyW.Rdbg
ESHAY_CUNT !GC8PTtH5tw
Anonymous
Starting to feel sorry for the girl.
Anonymous
Zyzz! !vknavmYUWA
Anonymous
>>16256492 get her to send you a facepic goddamn it
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>>16256524 >not knowing that zyzz used smallcase letters for his trip faggot
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>>16256492 >dat handwriting Mark Rippetoe !E2ZMzOBi9s
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What's going on in this thread lol
Anonymous
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>>16256534 this
tell her to give you a smile, 'casue then you can get off
Anonymous
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>>16256243 Et en negerbolle.
Scooby's Sister !BlpXm4nYME
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Why are people posting pictures of me?
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !YgQRHAJqRA
this is going to be a shitstorm tomorrow when she has 30 facebook requests from DYEL faggots
Scooby's Sister !BlpXm4nYME
>>16256571 fuck you, stop posting pictures of me
Anonymous
AnonymousBanana
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>>16256571 Totally fucking worth it hahahah
Scooby's Sister !BlpXm4nYME
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !FzAyW.Rdbg
GODS BE PRAISED remember /fit/ that on this day OP DELIVERED
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !YgQRHAJqRA
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>>16256589 >implying you are scoobys sister >implying im fucking you >implying you aren't just trying to steal my protein Chestbrah !WgPpZmsTkQ
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Hey brothers, prepare your angus
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !FzAyW.Rdbg
Anonymous
>>16256661 i thought u said she was at the mall?
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>>16256661 >I feel unattractive OP_jeg_kan_norsk !FzAyW.Rdbg
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>>16256674 that's what she told me
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>>16256661 >>16256673 OP, what the fuck man.
That 'human' is fucking disgusting
Anonymous
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>>16256673 She should fix her teeth and manly jaw with surgery, she'd be a solid 6/10 plus nice tits.
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>>16256673 >>16256661 I FUCKING LOVE YOU OP. I HAD FAITH AND YOU DELIVERED
May your gains be great and your form be perfect
Anonymous
AnonymousBanana
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>>16256661 OP DELIVERED, YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
This thread shall continue to live!!
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !YgQRHAJqRA
Anonymous
>>16256661 Thanks mighty Gods!
Well... OP... that means... you REALLY fucked that broad? Why.... How... I don't even...
AnonymousBanana
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>>16256661 Kept hitting F5 as soon as I saw this I fist pumped!!
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !FzAyW.Rdbg
Ok /fit/ i have to lift some weights. nice talking to you. I'll keep you updated on Scooby's sister. hopefully this thread will be here when I return love you guys>no h-homo
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She looks like a clone copy of scooby in radioactive estrogen
Anonymous
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>>16256772 It probably involved alot of gifts and begging, if I know OP right..
Anonymous
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>>16256786 All hail to you, King of /fit/!
Anonymous
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Guys keep this thread alive.
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>>16256757 oh god my sides...
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !YgQRHAJqRA
>>16256494 I'm with him, I feel horrible for her, I can't believe what /fit/ can make people do.
I feel more ashamed right now then the second after I came in her
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>>16256673 Oh my, she really does look like scooby
Anonymous
this thread was going last night. Can't believe it stayed on. I love you /fit/
Anonymous
>>16256842 If you're gonna impersonate him at least pick a tripcode that's halfway similar to his, and in a different fucking thread
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>>16256911 this plus bump because this thread needs to live
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !FzAyW.Rdbg
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OP here I have some time to burn before I leave to lift honestly I want to break it off. She's kinda clingy I might just use the whole "i need my space" excuse hopefully i won't return to her once i feel that burning in my loins
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OP needs new ideas !! so if you're going to fuck her AT LEAST get a video of it. leave your webcam on - anything.
Anonymous
>>16256806 This. Anything can be excused if shes got dat ass.
Anonymous
d-did you kiss her when you fucked her? please god no op.
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !FzAyW.Rdbg
>>16256297 I dated a norwegian chick in high school
went to visit her in norway for one summer
learned the language
jeg synes at norske yenter er veldig vakker
it may not be grammatically correct. I was only there for a month- locals were impressed
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !FzAyW.Rdbg
>>16257008 her ass is disgusting
big and fat. she's huge prolly close to 200lbs
has pimples on inner thighs.
>tfw i also had that as a fat ass >>16257023 yes. don't judge, but i never licked that pussy
she doesn't shave too
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>>16257042 >jeg synes at norske yenter er veldig vakker *jenter oops
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>>16257101 i gagged at that
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !FzAyW.Rdbg
>>16256892 i started it after I fucked her and told her to leave
Anonymous
>>16257168 How do you get them out? say you got to do work? nigga i sometimes pay for a taxi to get them out - is this beta /fit/?
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !FzAyW.Rdbg
I'm leaving the lab. I did also fuck some 40 year old woman I met of CL in the bathroom of my science building at my uni. But that's another story and I do have noodz but she doesn't text as frequently as Scooby's sister
Anonymous
>>16257232 Shit nigga do you have any standards?
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>>16257232 Dude what is wrong with you?
Seriously. You're a fucking embarrassment to my gender.
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !FzAyW.Rdbg
>>16257255 sometimes i need a whore but i'm not going to pay for one
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>>16257216 I know a guy who uses the "get the fuck out of my house" line, every time. He also throws their shit at them.
Anonymous
Holy shit, OP. Do you have an extremely ugly fetish or something? I'd rather be castrated than fuck these women.
Anonymous
>>16257294 Come on man, I'm the same way. I've hooked up with a few chicks off Craigslist. Maybe it's because I live in a pretty populated town (San Diego), but some are decent looking. Is the selection that bad over there?
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>>16257320 A hole is a goal my friend
Anonymous
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>>16257216 I just tell her that she has to leave. I'm an asshole sometimes.
Good looking babes I bring back I let sleep
>>16257255 yes, but when you feel that fire in your penis you need to let it out
or its AIDS knowing me prolly AIDS
>>16257320 nope I do not have an ugly fetish, but i do get a kick from it sometimes. i pretend I'm a whore for them
>>16257403 welcome to indiana
I applied to UCSD hopefully I'll get into their doctoral program
Anonymous
Damn son best thread in a minute; need more posters like this bet op aint bitching about that no gf feel
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !FzAyW.Rdbg
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>>16257595 haha i only had one gf in high school, that's my viking bitch
after that just smash. not really into the whole gf thing
Anonymous
how rough is her pussy? is it pretty intact because no one wants to go near that shit?
OP_jeg_kan_norsk !FzAyW.Rdbg
>>16257831 it feels big when i'm inside
i usually cum fast because i want it to be over with
but then i feel bad and wait 10 min to get it up again and fuck her until she wants to quit
it sucks. just a deposit for my sperm
ok now i'm leaving to lift
peace faggots
Anonymous
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>>16257889 ....you know you have hands for that, right?
Anonymous