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>midterms
>class on 5th floor
>was carrying about 30 lbs in books so i didn't want to walk up with it
>about 5 minutes before exams begin but i know i'll make it on time
>waiting patiently for elevator
>emergency news flash on 8, seismic activity detected
>ground shakes, plumes of hell flames burst into the air, 9.4 on richter scale, building trembles
> is this the reckoning?
>no just a group of god warriors come before me
>they blot out the sun like the human eclipses they are
>i cower before them, offering what little whey i have with me
>elevator dings, i'm saved
>get on
>the 5 of them follow me in
>elevator is about to snap, red lights go off, warning bell sounds
>max weight 1500 lbs
>they bert stare at me
>i shrug. 'i'm only 170'
>they berate me for using numbers instead of fat positive adjectives
>they start confirming their weights for me. they are 'beautiful, bodacious, full bodied, fatspirational , and reubenesque.'
>'i never learnt those metric figures in physics'
>they start yelling at me for being a binary, fat hating, cis gendered, able privileged scum
>i get off and figure i'll run up and still get there before them
>elevator still ringing
>one of the god warriors steps off and it stops
>just for shits and giggles i hop back on and it still doesn't go on
>mfw fatty weights more than me + books
>'huh, i guess i don't weight as much as you guys'
>i jump off and rocket my way up 5 flights of stairs and am sitting in my desk before they come through the door
>sweet,sweet victory
http://www.youtube.com/watchv?=q3mDLsyn6ns
>class on 5th floor
>was carrying about 30 lbs in books so i didn't want to walk up with it
>about 5 minutes before exams begin but i know i'll make it on time
>waiting patiently for elevator
>emergency news flash on 8, seismic activity detected
>ground shakes, plumes of hell flames burst into the air, 9.4 on richter scale, building trembles
> is this the reckoning?
>no just a group of god warriors come before me
>they blot out the sun like the human eclipses they are
>i cower before them, offering what little whey i have with me
>elevator dings, i'm saved
>get on
>the 5 of them follow me in
>elevator is about to snap, red lights go off, warning bell sounds
>max weight 1500 lbs
>they bert stare at me
>i shrug. 'i'm only 170'
>they berate me for using numbers instead of fat positive adjectives
>they start confirming their weights for me. they are 'beautiful, bodacious, full bodied, fatspirational , and reubenesque.'
>'i never learnt those metric figures in physics'
>they start yelling at me for being a binary, fat hating, cis gendered, able privileged scum
>i get off and figure i'll run up and still get there before them
>elevator still ringing
>one of the god warriors steps off and it stops
>just for shits and giggles i hop back on and it still doesn't go on
>mfw fatty weights more than me + books
>'huh, i guess i don't weight as much as you guys'
>i jump off and rocket my way up 5 flights of stairs and am sitting in my desk before they come through the door
>sweet,sweet victory
http://www.youtube.com/watchv?=q3mDLsyn6ns
