>>16868644Oh and this was our conversation last night.
Me: Are you an archaeologist?
Her: Why yes, yes I am.
Me: Good, because I have a large bone that needs to be examined.
Her: Femur?
Me: Didn't you see what I did there? I don't have a bone for you to look at... It was a joke about my p-penis
Her: Lmao I know anon -__- I had to appear innocent.
Me: B-but muh innuendo
Her: -______- restart.
Me: Hi femanon! :) smiley face
Her: Anonay!!!!! :))
Me: Have you ever studied archaeology?
Her: Why no, I have not. Why do you ask?
Me: Cause muh dick
Her: LMAO. Incomplete sentence, anon.
Me: U r 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin to wreck u i swear on my mums lyf
Her: Lol. Do it then.
Me: Do you think this is a motherfucking game? I'll split you like a log
with my p-penis that is...
Her: Do. It.
Me: You'll have to wait til im in (our hometown) then I'll wreck you mate
Her: Done deal.
I fell asleep after this...