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BONERS WHEN GIRLS SIT ON YOUR LAP, how do you stop them?
>8/10 brunette in yoga pants needs a ride
>car is full and it's me and 2 beta phaggots
>she chooses to sit on my lap (FUCK)
>i'm wearing my gym shorts with boxer briefs (squat day)
>ass is out of this world, she smirks as she gets on my lap
>lives in NYC so ride if bumpy as fuk, boner at 100% within 100ft of driving
>she arches her back, purposely digs herself into my dick
>longest 20 minute ride ever

Meeting up with her and her friends at Lower east side and get drunk
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