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Haven't seen one in a few days.

>be me
>taking public transport home
>female human/hippo-hybrid waiting at a stop
>slips when doing her daily exercise of 3 steps onto tram
>unearthly, soulpiercing scream follows as this Goddess of Adipose avalanches down steps
>all its bags fall and out rolls. nothing but unhealthy shit
>needs help getting back on its feet
>three people aren't enough.
>"We need a fourth!"
>yells at them for lifting her up wrong
>demands her foodstuff brought to her and tries taking a bag that wasn't hers
>"I'm taking the next one. People were looking at me!"
>itsafraid.png
>trying desperatly to contain laughter
>fail horribly!
>other people see me laugh
>realize it's now acceptable since someone else already started it
>half the tram giggling uncontrollably
>mfw