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listen up /fit/, we're making up some fit related jokes now. hope you're ready.

jeff seid is sitting in the library and reading a book written by edgar allan poe. zyzz comes in and says "hey jeff are you admiring my muscle gains?', jeff says 'no azyzz, i am reading a book by an author whose last name sounds like poo'
zyzz laughs and says 'hehe, adgar allan poopoo'
jeff begins to laugh hysterically, wipes tears off his cheek and says 'i love do eat the poo'. so zyzz gets on his knees and jeff seid is putting on his le cookie face and begins to lick the shit out of zyzzs ass crack.


lets see what you got!