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Was there an FPS holocaust here recently /fit/?

I know you /fit/izens have some stories to share

Here's mine:

>be a couple months ago
>walking in target
>getting delicious green tea
>walk into isle to get my tea
>walk past this enormous hamplanet on what appears to be a NASA space shuttle mover
>continue down the isle
>getting my tea bottles
>i'm kinda laughing in my head
>hambulocetus engages the reverse on her space shuttle mover
>beeepbeeepbeeeepbeeepbeeep.wav
>i'm biting my lip at this point chuckling under my breath
>she notices and looks a little buttmad
>i rush to get everything i need
>end up walking past this massive neutron star again
>she says "well EXCUSE ME SIR"
>barely say anything back, she knows i was laughing at her
>walk quickly out of the isle
>laughing harder at this point
>almost drop my tea
>pay for my tea
>walk out of the store laughing hysterically

shame some stories, /fit/