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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 02:52:01 No.19755600 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19755695 >>19757740 >>19758262 >>19758467 >>19758597 >>19759377 >>19759549 >>19759837 >>19760962

Don't ask what lifting can do for you. But what you can do for lifting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 02:53:41 No.19755642 Report

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You're dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 02:54:33 No.19755658 Report

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Dubs have spoken

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 02:55:51 No.19755695 Report

Quoted By: >>19755746

>>19755600

OP's pic is a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 02:56:24 No.19755711 Report

Quoted By: >>19761583

Texas is the reason
that the president's dead

Ride Johnny Ride

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 02:57:42 No.19755746 Report

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>>19755695
We chose not to lift not because it is easy but because it is hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 02:59:59 No.19755801 Report

Quoted By: >>19755859 >>19755908

Do not pray for easier lifts. Pray to lift bigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:02:02 No.19755859 Report

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>>19755801
We choose to lift

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:02:45 No.19755890 Report

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No I can't do shit for lifting I'm not roiding up and becoming a bigass powerlifter, so it's already out of the question. I'll never set world records. I suppose if I ever made some breakthrough discovery in nutrition or the science of lifting I could, that would be cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:03:25 No.19755908 Report

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>>19755801

>pray to lift nigger

ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:03:42 No.19755915 Report

Quoted By: >>19756033

Gains do not happen.
Gains are made to happen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:07:07 No.19756033 Report

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>>19755915
While many of our gains prosper, others doubt the promise,

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:09:42 No.19756090 Report

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The very word 'crossfit' is repugnant in a squats and oats society;
we are as /fit/izens inherently and historically opposed to crossfit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:10:48 No.19756119 Report

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"Give me six hours to deadlift 5plaet and I will spend the first four chalking my hands."
-Swolebraham Lincoln

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:16:08 No.19756249 Report

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Crossfit attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest lift, but they cannot touch the foundation of gains. These acts shatter oats, but they cannot dent the steel of /fit/.
George W. Bush

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:17:15 No.19756281 Report

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"I bet you can't squat more than 2 plaet."

"You lose."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:19:48 No.19756349 Report

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Scooby is the guide which I will never abandon.
- George Washington

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:20:56 No.19756374 Report

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Take time to stretch; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and lift. - Andrew Jackson

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:21:31 No.19756389 Report

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Focusing your life solely on making gfs shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it's only when you hitch your gains wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true aesthetics.
Barrack Obama

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:23:45 No.19756440 Report

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One man with gains is a majority - Thomas jefferson

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:24:34 No.19756452 Report

Quoted By: >>19756912

Gains will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the gains that we seek.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:25:32 No.19756469 Report

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Lifting spares us from three evils: Auschwitz, Hamplanets and DYEL.

SassySam !SJN3aKCftw

SassySam !SJN3aKCftw Tue 07 May 2013 03:26:22 No.19756486 Report

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"Lifting, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:28:27 No.19756526 Report

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A man who dreads squats and oats cannot become aesthetic.
If he is to become aesthetic with an indomitable body, he must be tempered in the arduous struggle from his first lift.
As the saying goes, early training means more than late earning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:29:06 No.19756543 Report

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Lifting is the first chapter in the book of aesthetics
Thomas Jefferson

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:30:03 No.19756561 Report

Quoted By: >>19756590 >>19756655 >>19756851

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day lift in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by number of their plates."

Malcolm X

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:31:14 No.19756590 Report

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>>19756561
10/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:32:42 No.19756624 Report

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Levabo, ergo sum.
I lift, therefore I am.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:33:11 No.19756638 Report

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Squat softly and carry a big bowl o' oats

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:33:58 No.19756655 Report

Quoted By: >>19756789

>>19756561

>Malcom X

Not sure if srs.....

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:34:53 No.19756682 Report

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Women. They are a complete mystery.

>yfw he actually said this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:38:30 No.19756758 Report

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"You shall not squat down upon the rack of labor this crown of thorns; you shall not crucify gains upon a crossfit program."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:39:37 No.19756789 Report

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>>19756655
There's a picture of Ray Charles, of course it's not fucking serious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:41:16 No.19756829 Report

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It is better to lift alone than with curlbros.

G. Washington

Not OP

Not OP Tue 07 May 2013 03:42:17 No.19756851 Report

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>>19756561
Only one that made me lel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:44:09 No.19756899 Report

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Each one of them is zyzz in disguise.
Mother Teresa

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:44:51 No.19756912 Report

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>>19756452

You inspirational motherfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:51:28 No.19757070 Report

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ITT: trips

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:52:58 No.19757098 Report

Quoted By: >>19757148 >>19757223 >>19759299 >>19759346

Squatters! don’t give yourselves to Scooby - a man who despises you - enslaves you - who criticizes your workouts - tells you to do skateboard squats - what to think and what to feel when no gf! Who drill you - diet you - treat you like rippetoads, use you as cannon fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatty men - machine men that do smith machine squats! You are not machines! You are not Scooby! You are men! You have 3 gallons of milk in your colon! You don’t hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatty! Squatter! Don’t squat for legs! Squat for liberty!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:55:41 No.19757148 Report

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>>19757098
>100/10 made me lel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:55:42 No.19757149 Report

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>A fat person anywhere, is a threat to fit people everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:56:43 No.19757169 Report

Quoted By: >>19757192

This is perhaps the most beautiful thread I've seen in a long time.
>t-thanks, /fit/ ;_;

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:57:55 No.19757191 Report

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>Four score and 3 editions ago mark rippletits brought forth on this world a new fitness plan, conceived in strength, and dedicated to the proposition that all men must squat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:57:59 No.19757192 Report

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>>19757169
It is (op)
keep going /fit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:59:13 No.19757223 Report

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>>19757098

Best one so far.

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 03:59:17 No.19757228 Report

Quoted By: >>19757393

Don't ask what dubs can do for you. But what you can do for dubs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:06:21 No.19757393 Report

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>>19757228
nooooo trips says no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:08:14 No.19757434 Report

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Keep it coming, I'll be saving this thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:09:57 No.19757468 Report

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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him a deadlift.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:09:56 No.19757469 Report

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All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach.

-Adolph /fit/ler, on crossfit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:11:40 No.19757505 Report

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Mr. Rippetoe, tear down this leg press.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:15:44 No.19757576 Report

Quoted By: >>19757662

The only thing we have to fear, is snapping our shit up - Winston Churchill

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:16:52 No.19757598 Report

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'Tis better to have gained and lost
Than never to have gained at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:19:51 No.19757662 Report

Quoted By: >>19757729

>>19757576

We shall lift on to the end. We shall lift in France, we shall lift on the seas and oceans, we shall lift with growing confidence and growing strength, we shall defend our gains, whatever the cost may be. We shall lift on the beaches, we shall lift on the landing grounds, we shall lift in the fields and in the streets, we shall lift in the hills; we shall never surrender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:22:41 No.19757729 Report

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>>19757662
fucking beat me to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:23:00 No.19757739 Report

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I am an old lifter and have known a great gains, but most of them never happened.
(op)

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:23:01 No.19757740 Report

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>>19755600
You and I know and do not believe that that knee and lower back is so dear and being healthy so sweet as to be purchased at the price of leg pressing and not squatting. If nothing in life is worth snapping up our shit for, when did this begin—just in the face of this enemy, Scooby? Or should Captain Kirk have told the spotters not let him hold it? Should Efferding have refused the 275 squat record? Should the patriots at IPF Worlds have thrown down their plates and refused to squat the plates seen round the world? The martyrs of history were not fools, and our honored dead who gave their lives to stop the advance of the curlbro's. Where, then, is the road to gains? Well it's a simple answer after all. Squats and oats.

Bro-nald Brogean, A Time For Squatting

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:35:47 No.19758021 Report

Quoted By: >>19758066

You mirin' me? Then who the hell else are you mirin'... you mirin' me?! Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're mirin'?!

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:38:35 No.19758066 Report

Quoted By: >>19758089 >>19759444

>>19758021
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm swole how, I mean swole like I'm a curlbro, I make you mire? I make you mire, I'm here to fuckin' being mired by you? What do you mean swole, swole how? How am I swole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:39:44 No.19758089 Report

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>>19758066
11/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:40:58 No.19758109 Report

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"Cross-fit and Cardio are the enemies of correct gains." Mahatma Ghandi

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:44:02 No.19758184 Report

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"You don't understand! I coulda had gains. I coulda been a sick cunt. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." - Marlon Brando (on the waterfront)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:47:19 No.19758262 Report

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>>19755600
Man, I see in swole club the strongest and fittest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation squatting high, using machines; slaves with high Crossfit socks. Advertising has us chasing muscles and abs, working exercises we hate so we can claim gains that no can see. ...We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be swole, and shredded, and sick cunts. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:50:25 No.19758342 Report

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Jessep: You want a natty physique?
Kaffee: I want gains!
Jessep: You can't handle the gains!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:50:46 No.19758352 Report

Quoted By: >>19759864

>"Hey, I just met you, and this is heavy, but its my last set, so spot me, maybe?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:54:50 No.19758467 Report

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>>19755600
Eli Sunday: If you would just take these gains...

Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a protein shake and I have a protein shake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your protein... I... drink... your... protein shake!!

[sucking sound]

Plainview: I drink it up!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:56:42 No.19758521 Report

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I must not deadlift. Deadlift is the mind-killer. Deadlift is the little-death that brings total snapping. I will face my deadlift. I will permit it to be picked up and put down. And when it has gone past I will snap my shit up to see its path. Where the deadlift has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:59:13 No.19758597 Report

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>>19755600
Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just snapped my shit up; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose. But fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a snap - there is where the snap went through - and it probably saved me from it going into my spine. I am in snap city now, so that I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 04:59:38 No.19758613 Report

Quoted By: >>19758748 >>19758758 >>19761385

We were somewhere in gold's gym at the edge of the squat rack when the creatine began to take hold.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:04:40 No.19758748 Report

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>>19758613

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:05:01 No.19758758 Report

Quoted By: >>19758846 >>19759175

>>19758613
>>19758613
We had two bags of oats, three bottles of vitamin D, 5 bottles of fish oil, a shaker bottle half filled with creatine and a whole galaxy of multi-colored pre workout supps, mass gainers, fat burners, no-xplod, jack3d, tren, deca...and also a tub of protein, a couple vials of tren, test and clen.
Not that we needed all that to get a 6pack, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:07:38 No.19758823 Report

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The world is not fucked because people dont lift, the world is fucked up because we dont tell people to lift.

- natty Einstein

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:08:33 No.19758846 Report

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>>19758758
best one yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:11:41 No.19758906 Report

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Scooby replied, "Because you have so little gains. I tell you the truth, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to these unnatty man, 'Move from my gym to there' and they will move.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:13:33 No.19758952 Report

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Immediately zyzz reached out his hand and caught him. "Were all gonna make it brah," he said, "you mirin?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:17:12 No.19759037 Report

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We are a way for the Universe to lift itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:19:42 No.19759091 Report

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Curl on my wayward bro
There'll be gains when you are done
Lay your weary arms to rest
Don't you pump no more

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:19:57 No.19759099 Report

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Let he who is without gains squat the first plate.

-jesus

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Not OP Tue 07 May 2013 05:21:12 No.19759131 Report

Quoted By: >>19759410

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Cardiobunnies on fire on the Treadmills. I watched Curlbros doing cardio in the dark near the Gym gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like New Year's Resolutions on a Hamplanet... Time to squat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:23:00 No.19759175 Report

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>>19758758
I would read this book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:25:13 No.19759247 Report

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For then only will you be strong, when you lift 5plaet , and when the revolutionary attempts of landwhales shall have ceased.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:27:00 No.19759299 Report

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>>19757098
Life=changed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:27:20 No.19759303 Report

Quoted By: >>19759585 >>19761330 >>19761507 >>19761647 >>19762129

I did not do bicep curls in that squat rack

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:27:36 No.19759306 Report

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>"Just watch me."

Pierre Trudeau, when questioned whether he could squat 5 plates.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:28:44 No.19759335 Report

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A man is but a product of his lifts.What he lifts is what he gains- Ghandi

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:29:08 No.19759346 Report

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>>19757098

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:30:26 No.19759377 Report

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>>19755600
Ask not**

Faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:30:26 No.19759378 Report

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You may not want to be a god, Zyzz, but with aesthetics like yours, men will worship you. Be a sick cunt to them. Be better than we were. And if you insist on lifting this mundane iron, I won't have you do it alone. You're the son of Zeus, after all!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:31:20 No.19759410 Report

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>>19759131
god damn thats a good scene

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:31:58 No.19759425 Report

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It is as if a man were asked, "What is the use of lifting?" and answered, "To build muscle"; and when asked, "And of those muscles, what is the use?" answered, "To make lift heavy things again." Just as such a man would be perpetually putting off the question of the ultimate use of lifting, so...all the rest of us are by these phrases successfully putting off the question of the ultimate value of the qt3.14 gf. - G. K. Chesterton

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:32:42 No.19759444 Report

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>>19758066

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:37:18 No.19759549 Report

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>>19755600
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in an inch!

Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't squat to depth

Nice Guy Eddie: You don't squat to depth?

Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.

Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in squat to depth?

Mr. Blue: You know what these judges make? They make shit.

Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.

Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever squat to depth?

Mr. Pink: I don't squat to depth because society says I have to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:39:15 No.19759585 Report

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>>19759303

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:41:15 No.19759632 Report

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You're gonna eat protein' and you're gonna crap gains!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:42:53 No.19759671 Report

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What lift is a lift that does not try to make the body stronger?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:44:47 No.19759710 Report

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One who gains strength by overcoming 4plaet possesses the only strength which can overcome adversity.
--Albert Schweitzer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:46:56 No.19759766 Report

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running with ankle weights. it will burn up your leg muscles

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:48:39 No.19759805 Report

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Its too bad she wont lift! but then again who does?

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:49:13 No.19759837 Report

Quoted By: >>19760946

>>19755600
Squatting 5plate was the first trick I ever learned. It didn't kill Osterman... did you really think it would kill me? I have deadlifted over 600lbs. I have witnessed cleans and snatches by manlets so tiny and so fast they can hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian, you're just a man. The world's swolest man poses no more threat to me than does its swolest termite.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:50:42 No.19759864 Report

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>>19758352

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:54:52 No.19759964 Report

Quoted By: >>19760011

You had the talent to become a good lifter, but instead of that, you become a crossfitfagg to some cheap, second rate gym'

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:56:56 No.19760011 Report

Quoted By: >>19760049

>>19759964
The worst thing that happened to you, that can happen to any lifter: you got fat.”

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 05:58:29 No.19760049 Report

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>>19760011
“Yo, zyzz, we made it.” – Rocky

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 06:38:27 No.19760946 Report

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>>19759837

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 06:39:08 No.19760962 Report

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>>19755600
Can we archive this glorious thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 06:51:54 No.19761260 Report

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can someone archive this and make one of those pickup line style collages for this

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 06:54:33 No.19761330 Report

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>>19759303
this

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 06:56:27 No.19761385 Report

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>>19758613
where is this from?

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 06:58:21 No.19761418 Report

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“I am the punishment of God...If you had not curled in the squat rack, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.”
― Genghis Khan

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:00:24 No.19761460 Report

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"Conquering the world on horseback is easy; it is cleaning and Jerking that is hard."
-Genghis Khan

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:02:38 No.19761507 Report

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>>19759303
lost my shit. i fucking love this thread

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:03:15 No.19761525 Report

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“The strong manly ones in life are those who understand the meaning of the word Lift. Lifting means restraining one’s inclinations. There are four lifts: bench press, overhead press, squat and deadlift. and if a man does not give way to these he can be called faggot. I am not as strong as I might be, but I have long known and practiced lifting. And if my descendants wish to be as I am, they must study lifting.”

-Ieyasu Tokugawa

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:03:35 No.19761531 Report

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>>19761385
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:04:48 No.19761556 Report

Quoted By: >>19761694 >>19761711 >>19761721 >>19761748 >>19761780

my best friend used Creatine and pre-workouts.

then he started experimenting with whey protein. Every time I'd see him he'd be carrying a little pouch with him wherever he went, and if we ever went to eat something he'd pull out his little pouch and sprinkle whey protein all over what he was eating.

I got really worried, me and our other friends set up an intervention for him but he wouldn't change. He just wouldn't give up on that whey. I broke off contact with him a long time ago but recently I found out his whey problem had rendered him house ridden so I had to go and see what was happening.

When I got to his house, all the furniture had been removed, it seemed like the place had been robbed but it was still very clean. His roommate led me down to the basement where he lived and I was shocked at what I saw. There was nothing in the basement aside from a gigantic glass tank and walls lined with whey protein canisters connected to the glass tank. The tank looked like a hazy brown mist, so thick you could barely see through it. I asked the roommate what this was all about and he just motioned towards the tank.

I approached and I looked deeper inside, when I saw him. He floated in the brown mist like a fish floating in water, but he no longer resembled a human. His lower body was almost non-existent, whatever legs he had had shrunken down into tiny stubs, his upper body looked like some freakish contortion of gigantic pecs, biceps and abs. He floated towards the glass I stood in front of, he seemed to be indifferent to my appalled appearance and he only muttered one thing I could understand from the speaker attached to the tank

"The whey must flow..

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:06:06 No.19761583 Report

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>>19755711
my nigga misfits

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:09:18 No.19761647 Report

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>>19759303

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:10:11 No.19761674 Report

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It is not the beta who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the squatrack, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deadlifts; who knows great bulks, the great cuts; who spends himself in a worthy split; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know suats nor benches.

slimbro !3YizQzvKF.

slimbro !3YizQzvKF. Tue 07 May 2013 07:11:16 No.19761694 Report

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>>19761556
I got a good solid lel out of this.
Laughed so hard I have a six pack now.

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:11:52 No.19761711 Report

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>>19761556
hehehe

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:12:27 No.19761721 Report

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>>19761556
i love you /fit/.

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:14:10 No.19761748 Report

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>>19761556

what is this from?

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:15:30 No.19761780 Report

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>>19761556
saved

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:21:42 No.19761897 Report

Quoted By: >>19761933 >>19761954 >>19762029

The good new is your gains are gone. The bad news is you've got, all you've got, just one week to regrow your gains, starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's session. [Lunk alarm sounds] Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's body progress thread. As you all know, first prize is Scooby's hat. Anybody wanna see second prize? Second prize's a blender bottle. Third prize is you're working out at Planet Fitness. Do you get the picture? Are you laughing now? You got SS. Zyzz and Rip paid good money. Get some creatine to start squatting! You can't squat the plates you're given, you can't squat shit, you are shit, hit the bricks, bro, and beat it 'cause you don't even lift.

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:23:33 No.19761933 Report

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>>19761897

that movie is top tier motivation.

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:24:49 No.19761954 Report

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>>19761897

Well donne, m8

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:26:28 No.19761979 Report

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"I pledge allegiance to the weights
And to the aesthetics
Of which it builds
My serratus, under pecs
Look juicy and shredded, y'all

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:26:41 No.19761984 Report

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>>19761748
Inspired by
DUNE

Frank Herbert

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:28:22 No.19762029 Report

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>>19761897

Here, I salute you

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:33:55 No.19762129 Report

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>>19759303
ahahaahah, too much

i read it in his voice too

10/10

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:36:32 No.19762179 Report

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One crossfit injury a tragedy, a million a statistic

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:43:18 No.19762310 Report

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Crossfit is a most grandiose experiment the world has seen but, I'm afraid out is not going to be a success.

Sigmund freud

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:43:58 No.19762319 Report

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“There is no man living that can not lift more than he thinks he can.”

–Henry Ford

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:46:11 No.19762357 Report

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>>19761933
if it motivated you then you missed the entire point
i bet you think fight club is so badassss too

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 07:48:51 No.19762401 Report

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To think Lifting itself explicitly requires disregarding Lifting to the extent that it is only grounded and interpreted in terms of lifting and for lifts as their ground, as in all fitness.

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 08:11:37 No.19762882 Report

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?If you can't squat then deadlift, if you can't deadlift then bench, if you can't bench then curl, but whatever you do you have to keep making gainz.?
? Martin Luther King Jr.

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